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i DON’T have the answers actually. But have you met the carpenter from Nazareth?

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i love truck stops in winter bc i love a little good old fashioned reconnaissance. i’m at a wyoming truck stop eating taco bell with a bunch of random truckers discussing road conditions like we’re in a high fantasy tavern & inn and we’re warning each other about monsters and highway men. everyone talking about where we’re coming from and going to and how bad it’ll be getting there.
THE tallest man i’ve ever seen in real life just stopped me in the hallway by the coin operated laundry apropos of nothing and asked “which direction are you going?” i said east and he said “good” and walked away.
i caught up with him and asked why and he said “west’s no good right now. i just came from there.”
apparently a truck jackknifed and has traffic backed up ten miles but he sounded for all the world like he just found his village raised to the ground by an evil mage’s army
...it's super cool in a 'historian with goosebumps' kind of way that this whole experience is essentially timeless.
As long as we've had ROADS or even game trails this
very scene
has played out in brush shelters, shrines, taverns, inns, post stations, and hotel lobbies.
Humans, out upon the Ways, where danger may be, sharing information because we live when we cooperate and share and we all know it out there.
There is naught that you can do, other than to resist, with hope or without it. But you do not stand alone.
The Fellowship of the Ring, J.R.R. Tolkien
Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.
Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.
You have became this medieval role, how do you feel about it
you are in the medieval era and you have this role!
How do you feel?
great!! I love this
good!
It's okay
So bad. I hate this
This is similar to my real job!
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my big problem with The Count of Monte Cristo is that for me, Edmond and the Count feel too different.
we lose the glimpse of Edmond's interiority after he finds the treasure and sets off on his further trajectory of research and paying his dues.
the thing is, I can 100% believe that being obsessed with revenge and doing nothing but planning it would make Edmond into the Count, an almost vampiric presense closer to, say, Dracula than Jonathan Harker.
but it's hard for me to feel it, much harder than when I was 14-18 and obsessed with the book.
it's because I'm not a vengeful person, I guess.
it feels to me like the Count is avenging another person as well. and that he's overreacting because he didn't go through what Edmond did.
but he did go through it.
and I have to make effort to remind myself of it.
I think Dumas understood the Count very well and I just don't.
You see, that's the thing, Edmond Dantes and the Count are different people. Not literally, obviously, but in every way that matters, they are. After Edmond escape from prison, he learned that there was no place left for him in this world, that everyone had moved on without him. That those he trusted had actually betrayed him, and were living better lives for it. If everyone was going to believe and live as if Edmond Dantes is dead, then fine, Edmond Dantes is dead, but I will avenge him, for the suffering that he was forced to go through. If no one else will help Edmond Dantes I will.
Also, as a bit of a side note, you mentioned that you understood this aspect of the story more when you were a teenager, and I think that's very important to note. And that's because Edmond Dantes will always be a teenager. I think that this is an aspect of the story that many people don't truly think about in too much depth.
In 1815 , when he is imprisoned Edmond Dantes is 19 years old, when he meets Abbe Faria, he is twenty six, when he escapes from prison, in 1829, he is 33 years old, and when Franz meets him in Italy in 1838 he is 42 years old. He ages, obviously, but something people may not fully consider is that Edmond Dantes never has a chance to grow up. He is imprisoned when he is 19, and is almost immediately placed in solitary, where the most he interacts with anyone is twice a day when his jailer brings him a meal. It is not until 7 years later that he meets Abbe Faria and has a chance to interact with others in a meaningful way, and is given a chance to grow. However, by that time it's a bit too late, Edmond is already eternally a teenager. We see this in his conversations with Abbe Faria, and his eagerness to respond to just about any situation with a suggestion for murder. Abbe Faria manages to tame him while he's alive, but after his death, there's no one to hold him back. And Edmond is left to his own for nine years. And during that time, he doesn't grow up, he's still stuck in his teenager ways. We can see this in every part of him, he talks of saving Ali only after his tongue has been cut, because he wanted a mute slave, he talks of himself as an agent of god, an avenging angel, he has three different personas to craft this revenge he's enacting, etc. The moment that Edmond begins to start growing up, is after his talk with Mercedes before his duel with Albert, and this slowly continues in moments like when Maximilian tells him he loves Valentine, that he learns Edward is dead, when he forgives Danglars, when he realizes that Haydee loves him, etc.
Time is frozen for Edmond Dantes, he is the same 19 year old boy that was thrown into prison, with no clue why. It is not until the end of the book that time thaws, and time finally moves forward for Edmond Dantes.
I'm not sure if this will help you any, but the biggest point is, Edmond Dantes is 19 years old, and thus will react to any situation like any other teenager, and once you look at things with that frame of mind, it's rather easy to imagine a teenager reacting in such a way and doing the same things that the Count does.
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don’t make other people’s decisions for them. apply for the job you don’t think you’ll get. let them decide if you have the skills they’re looking for. tell that person you like them even though you think they’re out of your league. let them decide if they like you. stop trying to predict and control everything. bring what you have to the table. let the rest go.
Confidence is not ‘they will like me’, it is ‘I’ll be fine, or even better off, if they don’t’.
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the only bad thing you can say abt the lotr movies is that they dont have tom bombadil. [boredly reading ad copy] but now thanks to DisNetflHboPrime+Extra and the guys that brought you stranger things, Bombadil™️ will be an 8 episode, 16hr limited miniseries premiering only on Poob. the hilarious action fantasy adventure prequel to the lord of the rings follows zendaya as galadriel, Bill skarsgard as gandalf, dave bautista as Orc Dave, and of course, chris evans as bouncing Tom Bombadil himself. score by reznor & ross with special appearances by natasha lyone, taylor swift, and ed sheeran (from the game of thrones cinematic universe) and 2 million dollar budget per episode critics are raving "its fine" and "theres some good stuff in there i guess" poob subscriptions start at 39.99/wk
You joke, but Steven Colbert is writing a Lord of the Rings sequel that will include Tom Bombadil right now
Does he know that he really doesn’t have to?
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Me, an intellectual:
nervous to go deer hunting with my friend next week do you think i should wear my plate armor
plate armor is just not practical for deer hunting. it’s loud and will scare off the deer. try leather armor instead.
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kind of nervous to attack my beloved mutual kay with my bare hands over this tag do you think i should wear my plate armor
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This isn't very hard when you know some of the most genius strategies in human history were incredibly stupid, circumstantial events that led to victory by sheer luck of that strategy working.
Case in point: Tsun Zu's rival defended a city with 10 men against Tsun's army of hundreds by disarming his own soldiers, dressing them in plain clothes, INVITING Tsun's army to come in, and it only worked because Tsun knew the guy was an ambush master and thought "if we attack the city he's inviting us into, we will die." and left without even trying ON THE BASIS OF HIS RIVAL'S REPUTATION AND NOTHING MORE
Another example: Tsun Zu, on being told his soliders were out of arrows during a battle against a city across a river from them, had his men craft scarecrows, put them on a boat, send it out on a line, leave it there for half an hour, then pull it back in and used the arrows the enemy had fired at the boat to restock their own ammunition. It only worked because it was foggy and the enemy couldn't tell the difference between the scarecrows and actual soldiers.
Stupid things like that work INCREDIBLY WELL if the circumstances favor them, so you really don't need to come up with some multi-layered, Shikamaru-esque strategy. You just need to come up with a strategy you like for the characters involved, then write the circumstances (weather, environment, individuals involved) to favor it enough that it works.
Even better cheatsheet: Study history, steal liberally. Those genius plays listed above? Free for the taking, and I guarantee 99% of your audience will have never heard of them.
True genius is simply in knowing how the guy before you did it.