Seriously, don't do it.

you’ll be a teenager in the early 2010s watching with fascinated horror the rise of gamergate and r/mensrights and be like “wow this is fucked up, good thing it’s just online” and then it will turn into the entirety of mainstream politics for the rest of your life

Isn't it awesome how everyone's a cultural critic and no one knows what they're talking about including myself

Every rich white nyc twenty something with a substack thinks theyre susan sontag because they think theyre the only people that have thoughts. And here i am complaining about that on my tumblr like i have any credibility

we used to turn the tv on and just watch whatever was on there

Yes, it was frequently The Simpsons.

can you imagine being the unfortunate band mate to explain to lestat de lioncourt what a transgender person is and watch in real time as he realizes for the first time that his mother is a man

lestat de lioncourt voice mon dieu, my dear maman was gender dysphoriqué!

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

if i ever get hit with the dreaded "so what do you do?" in this current stage of my life i should tell em "i'm kind of like a leper i guess but don't worry, it's not contagious"