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Tried to tip a tumblr blog at 1am and it was such a suspicious transaction it immediately put a full fraud freeze on my account
Fortunately, banks no longer just ask 'did you make that transaction' they want to make sure you weren't scammed into making that transaction and 5mins after their call will give away all your money anyway.
This is an honest to goodness life saving movement and I cannot be happier banks are adopting it
Unfortunately, it meant I had to have the most embarrassing financial call of my life
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Me: Ah yeah I was just trying to tip a tumblr blog
Cash: right and were you directed there by a Facebook link? An Instagram advert?
Me: no I was just on tumblr...on purpose
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Caah: and this person asked you for money?
Me: oh no they just had a funny story, which happened to be about money and I thought, "wouldn't it be funny if I tipped them"
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Me: * covering a reblog by reblog update on the adventures my mutual was having *
Cash: okay I don't think that can actually happen though..
Me: It might not have, but i was happy to tip them just because it was funny
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Cash: and how well do you think you know this person?
Me: *considers explaining how much I know about a beloved mutual without ever knowing their name or face* ... I have no idea who this person is
I think in the end Cash decided there was no saving me from myself
i kinda love this response. just try reading my comment in a nicer voice and you'll feel better
No no, they said soot, not soothe. They want you to get dirty with it. Get grungy. Get positively filthy. Read that comment again in a tone like you've just spent a hot, sweaty shift in the deepest shaft of the coal mine. Read it caked in grime. Ah, no, my mistake, you seem to have read the above in a horny tone, if you read it again in a fretful voice you will see I was going for pearl-clutching panic.
i kinda love this response. just try reading my comment in a nicer voice and you'll feel better
I’m LITERALLY going insane
this video is so accurate that im having flashbacks to memories of movies that never existed
Everyone in the notes not realizing is making me feel insane. Guys - this entire TikTok is a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fanfiction. The OP of this post (as in the person who uploaded this to Tumblr) has a TMNT profile picture. I’ve never seen a more expertly crafted video.
All of the names are names of TMNT characters. They’re all dressed like their TMNT counterparts too, to the point where it feels like actually I’m looking at human designs for all the turtles. (The exception to this is Raph, or ‘Ralph’, but that makes sense considering that little reveal about him at the end). “Wait... this guy knows school” is a reference to the fact they’re all mutant turtles that never went to public school. But that’s not the only thing, because it so painfully obvious that the creator of this TikTok watched the 2012 cartoon specifically.
It’s completely insane. They all act like and interact with each other exactly like how they do in the ‘12 cartoon. It’s every little detail. Casey being a teenage delinquent. Donnie’s skepticism of Casey. The way everyone ELSE operates around Casey. It’s everything. I keep noticing new things every time I watch this video. Mikey’s the most obvious example of this, but I think the creator might be changing the way he talks to reflect Leo’s voice actor(s) too.
This entire video is a Spy AU fanfiction of TMNT 2012 with ridiculously high production quality. It fits so perfectly that it literally shouldn’t be able to be anything else. And YET - it’s so expertly crafted so as to make it indiscernible from any other stock Disney spy movie. This is so impressive it borders on manic.
I’m sure someone else has already pointed this out, but people. The guy who made the TikTok has EVERYONE FOOLED AND IT’S DRIVING ME UP!! THE!! WALL!!!!

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It feels like I’ve talked about this before, but to me the funniest version of Portal is if Chell is deaf.
Like, most of the major story beats, at least the ones that directly affect her, have a prominent visual component so she’s following along with the basics. But she has no idea who cave johnson is, or what wheatley was trying to explain to her, and she certainly wasn’t hurt by any of glados’ insults.
but the best part of this headcanon is imagining glados checking chell’s personnel file years down the line, noticing the word “deaf” for the first time, and just going “WHAT???”
Glados learning sign language so Chell can hear at least one of her excellent monologues and Chell just closes her eyes
Lessons from the 90s that children today need
Sweden ????
So Sweden used to give random citizens control over the official @Sweden Twitter account for like a day/week/month or whatever. As you can see why, it didn’t last long
what do you mean it didn't last long they did this for like seven years between 2011 and 2018 they didn't stop doing it because someone tweeted about cock sdfgsdfgsdfgsdf they kept doing it for four more years after this
at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you
at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.
at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly
at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.
petition to make Americans google “euro” before writing fic
If you can roll up a coin you deserve to snort coke imo
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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I have just found. the COOLEST website???
Lost Kitchen Scrolls
It has a huge variety of historical recipes from different regions, taken from manuscripts, transcribed and translated, and a whole section of notes about the context for the recipe. It's really fun and I AM going to try a couple of these recipes.
Look at how this lamb recipe is presented:
This is just such a fun way to learn more about historical foodways and discover traditional cuisine.
Look at all the filters you can use:
Maybe if I can forage some good blackberries this year, I can make a 300 year old recipe for blackberry wine!
Anyway. Check out Lost Kitchen Scrolls.
If you're in an area where it's required to keep dogs on a leash, respect this rule and keep your dog on a leash.
These rules often exist for very good reason. Many people are afraid of or have anxiety over dogs. Fears and phobias of dogs are far more common than you might realize, and it's easier to trigger that fear/anxiety/phobia of your dog if they're off a leash.
It also makes it harder for your dog to attack smaller animals, especially if that smaller animal is someone else's pet. Owners of small dogs, and cat owners who take their cat out on a harness and leash, often complain of how many close calls they have of their pet nearly being attacked because someone let their dog off leash in an area it's not allowed. Likewise it makes it easier to keep an eye on your dog to keep them safe from an attack.
May I add? It does not matter how well trained your dog is. A) other people don't know that. B) Training can always fail.
It's also especially dangerous in areas where meeting a horse is a possibility. A dog scaring a human but not doing anything will only result in a scare. A dog scaring a horse can lead to injuries.
If you are allowed to unleash then don't let them out of your sight. Again, it doesn't matter how well behaved the dog is. Stumbling upon an unleashed dog alone is terrifying.
This. As a die-hard dog lover, this. It's a safety risk for everyone involved, especially because you also don't know what new experience or stimuli your dog could encounter which could cause it to react in an unexpected way. It's legitimately impossible to train for every conceivable circumstance your dog could find itself in, and you don't know which unexpected thing could cause your dog to panic and attack or run. The risk posed to others is very important, but I think it's also important to note that this isn't safe for your dog either.
You also don't know how someone else's dog could react. Growing up I had a German shepherd, and I loved that dog with my whole heart, but she was a rescue and very clearly had some history because from the moment we got her, she was extremely suspicious of strangers and other dogs. I did my best to train her to manage that fear, and we got to a point where she did alright around other dogs that kept their distance, minded their business, or approached respectfully.
I cannot tell you how many times we abruptly encountered an off leash dog that came darting over and wanted to be up in her business. Little dogs. Dogs that absolutely, no way in heck, were going to win a fight with a German shepherd. Some of them were just doing it to be friendly! But it got to the point where I was afraid to walk her by myself because I was worried about encountering an off leash dog that would finally push her far enough that she felt the need to defend herself. I always had to have someone else come with me to ward off any unleashed dog that approached because even if that dog was friendly, mine was not, and while I knew how to handle her fear in a controlled situation (such as with another leashed dog passing by), off leash dogs could take a situation that was under control and rapidly turn it into one that wasn't. And I was aware of her fear and actively working on training her regarding it. Many dog owners are not.
Please keep your dogs on a leash. It's safer for you, it's safer for them, and it's safer for everyone around you. You do not want to be responsible for your dog hurting someone else or causing someone else to be hurt, and you also definitely don't want your dog to be the one who gets hurt either! There are way too many aspects of the situation that you can't control-- so keep control of the one you can and put your dog on a dang leash!
Gonna add based on an experience I just had while walking a little chihuahua I'm currently dogsitting:
If you are using a retractable leash this applies to how long you let the retractable leash get when there are people and/or other animals around. You need to keep the retractable leash relatively short if there are other people and animals around. Do let let the retractable leash stay at maximum length so that your dog can get to other people or animals if there are other people and animals around.
I was just walking the little chihuahua I'm dogsitting, and someone with a much larger dog was out walking their dog at the same time, and they let the leash stay at maximum length so that the dog could have gotten to my dog, to the point of where I had to pick her up to keep this other dog from getting to her. The other people made no effort to lock or shorten the leash or keep their dog back in any way, they just kinda stood there staring and not doing anything.
If you have a retractable leash, only let it get out at full length if you're positive there's nothing else around who might be a threat to your dog, or who your dog might be a threat to.
Retractable leashes can be dangerous for both you and your dog. To find out why and what to use instead, we turn to the experts.
Bringing this back and how much I hate retractable leashes, because today I was walking home from the bus stop when I walked past a woman who had her dog on a flex leash / retractable leash. As soon as I got close the dog starts going nuts, runs up to me, and starts biting my pant leg. Because the dog was on a retractable leash that the woman was keeping at full length until I walked past, she wasn't able to control her dog and pull him in on time.
This is exactly why you keep your dog on a normal leash, and why I find retractable leashes to be irresponsible and dangerous. What if I'd had a dog or a small child with me?
If you really want to be able to give your dog some freedom to wander away from you (in an area you're positive is completely safe! with no humans or animal around! and you're positive you'd be able to see humans and animals approaching!) you should use a long lead instead of a flex leash / retractable leash. At least with a long lead you can pull it back in if a dangerous situation comes up, like another animal or person approaching your dog. You have zero control over these situations with flex / retractable leashes, which is why they're almost just as bad as not keeping your dog on a leash in the first place.
Also: there are plenty of other wildlife that are dangerous to your dogs. You just don't know if there's going to be a snake or a jellyfish or a rat or an animal infected with rabies or even just another un-fixed dog out there--and if your dog is off leash, you might not realize there was a problem with wildlife until it's too late. Heck, there are plenty of plants and berries and stuff that are super toxic to dogs. Additionally, while most dogs do eventually learn not to put everything in their mouths, it is a lot harder to know when you need to go to the vet about something they've ingested if you didn't see what they ingested. If your dog is on a leash and you know the area, you're more likely to be able to prevent the ingestion from occurring, and/or at least know WHAT was ingested. Furthermore: if your dog is a DARK color, please, please, please: do not EVER let them off leash when it is dark outside. I've known two different neighbor's black dogs who ran out into traffic at night and it's been tragic both times (one of the dogs didn't make it). Get a reflective collar/harness/leash, keep them on it, and keep them safe!
This does in fact include common spaces in apartments, people
To add about wildlife and more rugged outdoor spaces and dogs:
Please respect the no dogs rules in national parks and fragile wilderness areas. Those rules are in place to protect threatened wildlife(birds, marmots etc) The mere presence of a dog can make wildlife retreat from these areas because of the smell of the pet alone.
A dog can be a significant risk of triggering a bear or cougar attack. Specifically off leash dogs have been involved in half of bear attacks against humans in the United States over the course of a 3 year study period. You are making yourself and your dog safer by simply having them on leash. (And just because you are in a town does not mean you are safe from bears, in 2022 a woman was attacked while walking her dog in her town by a black bear with cubs) The overall point is that in bear country you are not safer with a dog and in fact you want to be more vigilant about bear safety when you take your dog out.
Dogs are also injured and even killed regularly by mountain goats on trails. These cases are almost always off leash dogs
Most dog friendly hiking trails require a dog to be leashed unless it is expressly stated that off leash is allowed (even then I do not recommend it)
Dogs do not have right of way on most hiking trails. On hiking and walking trails it is generally the job of a dog owner to get to the side of a trail and allow others to pass as needed. It's important to have your dog under control in these tight situations.
Dogs are not wild animals, they do not have the same instincts as a wolf. They cannot properly defend themselves against wildlife, and they can also aggravate wildlife to the point of a serious attack(raccoons, cougars, bears, coyotes and eagles all see your dog as valid prey)
Be mindful of your dog in outdoor spaces, even if there are no other people around, it is best for your safety as well as the safety of your furry friend.
I say all of this because I have seen the impacts off all of the above. I have seen dogs get lost and injured because they were off leash outdoors. I have seen ptarmigan chicks get separated from their mother because a dog was on a national park trail. I have seen dogs get injured by mountain goats, I have known people who have been nipped at and bit while trying to go on a hike on trails where off leash is not allowed. It is safest for you, your dog, wildlife, and other people to keep your pet leashed.
As above these types of rules are not in place to be a killjoy, they are for safety. I love dogs I want them to be safe and happy, please keep them on leash.
sorry america but you’ve been really mean. and I don’t want to go to your birthday party in two days
Posting faggot and queer like 2am gunshots to keep property values on my blog low and scare away assimilationist LGBTs who want to replace my empty lot full of native wildflowers with a 5-over-1 because they're too traumatized by their upbringing to accept the reality of our diverse marginalized community
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Pre-menstrual depression is always depicted as like "He He! I had a box of icecream bars and cried while watching the Titanic!" But in reality, it's more like, "I'm standing the edge of an abyss. There is nothing good inside of me, I'm filled with rage and desperation."
It's crazy that being told how to deal with that is never a part of anyone's menstrual sex education.
This has already been said in the notes, but if PMS causes extreme depression and even suicidal ideation, that is in fact something that most people do not experience and it can be treated
Like for the majority it really is "oh i'm hungrier and moodier than usual"
^this should be a part of sex education so the point still stands
I went to my doctor after I was walking to work one morning and saw a bus coming and actually took a step to throw myself in front of it before I pulled myself together. Later that day I started bleeding and was literally like someone flipped a switch and I didn't feel suicidal anymore. Which made me feel like I was loosing my mind because who goes from 'I want to throw myself in front of a bus' to 'I'm perfectly fine' just like that? I did some research, I went to the doctor and described my feelings, he looked me in the eye and gently asked what I thought it was, I said I'd read about PMDD and I thought it might be that, he said 'I think so too' and wrote a prescription.
If, before you get your period, you feel furiously angry, suicidal, irritated by every tiny thing to the point you want to murder someone, stuck in a black hole you'll never escape from. If you are experiencing extreme emotions for what seems like no good reason, especially if you get your period and those extreme emotions just go away. You're probably not just PMSing , you may have PMS's feral big sister PMDD and it's treatable.
Also this is something that can develop as you get older. So if you used to get normal PMS but what I wrote above sounds more like your norm now then don't just write it off as regular PMS.
ALSO! If you start having those feelings and suspect you’re heading towards perimenopause, talk to your doctor.
Basically, if you have a uterus and you start having extreme mood swings every month, that’s not actually normal, go talk to a medical professional. Don’t grit your teeth and suffer through it.
I had literally never heard of perimenopause until my partner's started (and I have my own uterus!)
In case you also didn't know, menopause doesn't happen all at once. For a few years before your period stops, your menstrual symptoms may change a lot.
Even if you didn't have PMDD (or various other menstrual symptoms) before perimenopause, after it starts you can develop (or experience worsened) PMDD, joint pain, and other cyclical issues.
People who already experience depression are more likely to develop PMDD during perimenopause.
(Side note bc not enough people get told this either: Once your periods stop fully, like once you're officially in menopause, if you experience bleeding again after that point? You need to see a dr asap because that's pretty rare unless you have a serious problem that needs to be addressed asap.)
some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it
Shakespeare is like this
Every time I see a Van Gogh that’s not one of his better known pieces it absolutely blows me away
Have you seen this shit my liege? smh unreal