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Through a combination of dimension travel

The Addams adopting Shen Jiu.

The Addams accidentally coming across maybe 14-year-old, traumatised Shen Jiu and immediately adopting him.

Morticia would be his favourite, but he would hang out with Wednesday the most I think - they would have lots of fun torturing Pugsley!

And the Addams would hear Shen Jiu's Tragic Backstory™ and go on an Addams family trip to the Qiu manor and get Shen Jiu some closure.

Shen Jiu learning to feel - not safe - but comfortable-ish around men (Gomez being utterly devoted to his wife probably helped)

In which Virgil is taller

Remus- Taller than Logan, Roman, Thomas, Virgil

Patton- Taller than Janus, Roman, Logan, Virgil, Thomas

Roman- Taller than Logan, Virgil, Thomas

Virgil- Taller than Logan, Thomas

Janus- Taller than Logan, Thomas

Logan- Taller than Thomas

Thomas- Taller than no

THEREFORE!!

Remus and Patton

Roman

Virgil and Janus

Logan

Thomas

SO THERE Y’ALL HAVE IT! Each and every side plus Thomas ranked in height. For the ties there were no side by sides (pun intended) of them so I guess for now we can assume they are just as tall as each other!

Artists, fanfic writers, members of the jury. I give you the truth.

So a few years ago I had this idea where SY introduces DnD to QJP as "strategy training" and SQH ends up coming over every week or so to be the DM. (Ofc all of the scenarios are written by SQH) (under SY's supervision bc you can't trust that man) and SY helps with monster-related stuff and convincing YQY to let SQH spend more time outside of An Ding Peak (or smth idk)

Anyway 3 years later here's a short comic inspired by this idea

So like

Does the pollen just not affect the bees? Do the bees just get horny? If the bees do just get horny, do the flowers emit a scent that attracts horny bees? If they do, they probably stop emitting it just after a bee has picked up pollen or something to avoid the bee just pollinating the flower they just picked up the pollen from

But many plants can asexually reproduce

Im pretty sure pollen doesn’t affect bees, it just sticks to them when they enter a flower and then comes off when they go to the next flower

But there’s also wind pollination and stuff if bees don’t work

I assume aphrodisiacs for humans don’t necessarily affect the bees in the same way (if that’s what you mean by aphrodisiac flowers)

The first time they have to use it (over something stupid like a tiny ammonia leak), Grace wakes up to like three different foghorns and a hundred camera flashes going off at once and is like HOLY GEEZ THE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US