For the character ask game, our beloved bird boy Clive perhaps?
Clive was also requested by the lovely @bellabs-dream-lab!
Favourite thing about them
EVERYTHING... He was my teenage crush and I still squeal when I see him in game. I love that he immediately introduces himself as Hershel's intellectual equal, I love the sinking feeling in my stomach when it was revealed that we weren't actually in the future and therefore This Guy Couldn't Be Luke, I love his Evil Sexy Laugh, I love how unnecessary dramatic his plan is, I love that his whole murder-suicide plot still leaves him alive to face the consequences of his actions in the end, I love that he is immediately willing to put in the work to fix or at least pay for what he broke, I love that he loves Hershel (🥺), I love his eventual talk with Claire, I love his tie and his waistcoat and his hat and even the blasted socks. There would be no Félix in my life if Clive hadn't first carved a space in my heart for complex British antagonists!
Least favorite thing about them
“Don't worry about me. I intend to atone for my crimes.”
You have to understand. I was 13. I didn't know characters could Do That.
Hershel... 🥺 The more I replay Unwound Future the more their bond seems one-sided to me, which makes me sad, but I have the power of picarats AND fanfic on my side. AAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!
Clemmy!!! As you know my dear Yardi not a single one of us ships them in the exact same way. My personal flavour of Clemmy is them meeting post-UF and trying to figure each other out for Hershel's sake... learning to forgive the other and in the process accidentally forgiving themselves... delicious...
I have gotten much more open to other ships in the past couple of years so I don't know. Clive/Bill Hawks?
This man speaks multiple languages fluently, including French, because who is going to stop me? The government? I crush it with my mobile fortress and crush it with my mobile fortress and crush it with my mobile fortress and —
If cringe really WAS dead, as Tumblr loves to proclaim, he would have won the Layton Sexyman Tournament. I can't tell you how many of the anti-propaganda posts I saw at the time boiled down to "What are you? 🤢🤢🤢 A teenage girl??? 🤮🤮🤮 Unforgivable offence”...
I am seeing a resurgence of self-shipping and OC shipping surrounding him though. NATURE IS HEALING!!! 💙🕊️
Another one is that smoker Clive is a squick for me, though I do see where people are coming from!
Song I associate with them
Many car journeys were spent imagining animatics to the tune of this one...
Favourite picture of them
The Evil Sexy Laugh was my text ringtone in high shool. Yes it once rang LOUDLY during a test. Yes it frightened the shit out of everyone. Luckily only one (1) friend ever knew where it came from. I've gone so far as to practice it in the mirror... all that to say: I need to GIF it