Be Gay, Do Rhymes

Heated rivalry shouldve been about 2 ugly old guys that play mahjong then maybe id consider watching it

The phrase “Tip: I am so fucking mad” will not leave my brain

[tweet reading: Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas /end ID]

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

tumblr giving us the option to sort likes oldest -> newest is kind of diabolical. babygirl that was 2012. I was 14. I’m 28 now. That was half my life ago. And you’re just gonna let me and moots put each other on blast? PvP website for real

it really just becomes more fantasy the more sides there are. a cube will be some sort of ultraprocessor that makes faster than light travel possible, but an octahedron? that can't be a processor, it's not square enough. an octahedron will float in between two beams of light and glow mysterious sigils, its function is like the cube but more magical because it's not bound by squareness.

[ID: Tweet from @/rifflexielian: If people are fighting for an orb you are reading fantasy. If people are fighting for a cube you are reading sci-fi. If it has more sides than that. I don't know. I don't know man. /end ID]

imagine if werewolf knots were square