eternal internal screaming

I don’t have kids

I don’t spend money on nicotine

I don’t gamble my money away on sports

I’m not reliant on a chat bot for all my life functions

…Palpatine’s office is a womb right? Its where Sidious’ perfect apprentice is developed. He’s nurtured in this space by Palpatine until he Anakin leaves it reborn Vader.

Like there’s really so much to say about Palpatine and yonic symbolism.

He’s also almost an anti-mother. With Anakin only knowing a mother’s love, and both of his major conflicts being about saving his mother and the mother of his children, Palpatine is a perversion of both. With Palpatine eventually replacing both Shmi and Padmé. Initially taking a nurturing role throughout his conflict over his mother, and eventually becoming the person Vader is most dedicated to through his conflict over Padmé.

Shmi’s child (Anakin) dies and is reborn Darth Vader. Idk it’s just paired with the raw bloody entrance like outfit we wears. They’re in this red organ like office and Vader is being born through Sidious. Its almost a gory birth scene.

Then there’s like the inverse of Anakin with his mother happening in this scene. With Palpatine arriving on time.

* well then.

* ain't nothing you can do about it.

* well how about that then.

* you brought that upon yourself dude.

* it is what it is.

* that was completely to be expected.

* tja.

* tja.

* tja.

* tja.

* tja.

* tja.

I need to make it even more clear how insane this triple crossover is to me, specifically:

I was a backer of Undertale during it's 2013 kickstarter.

I have been reading Dungeon meshi since 2015.

PHM is one of my favourite books. Maybe ever.

A lot of Heroes seem to do patrols which involve Lots of walking. Made Worse by the fact that Midnight wears stupidly long heels as part of her costume. Some Heroes are shown doing parkour and while its not clear if everyone does it is a useful skill. At the least is good for arm strength, endurance, and flexibility, plus lets Heroes pursue (and sneak) in more ways than Painfully Obvious ones. Plus Heroes are supposed to be Physically Active even if their patrols are short and they spend more time doing officework or PR stunts. (Don't get me started on how implausible it is for Active Pro Heroes to also work as school teachers WHEN THERE'S A CLEAR SCHEDULE FOR THEIR SCHOOL JOB.) (ALSO don't get me started on the whole ableism bullshit both with physical ability and regarding superpowers.)

Miruko is the Hero most people focus on for thighs and while some would point at Uwabami as what they expect most other female Heroes to be like... Uwabami is first and foremost a model.