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Hi yes i love your mind it is so special and wonderful

The tower defense phase is my favourite part of poker.

how do you even play a tower defence with physical cards it would involve so much maths, do they need notepads to play texas hold 'em ironstock style, like a particularly casino-esque game of clue and/or scotland yard

derinthescarletpescatarian

It comes right after the building phase so first you have to build your card tower and then you have to defend it.

legitimatesatanspawn

Honestly just from that clip I assumed that this is either a tabletop game that got increasingly more complicated, or the humans are fucking with the aliens.

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raven-at-the-writing-desk

they yassified swing/j

THEY MADE AN OOGIE BOOGIE MONSTER HIGH SKULLECTOR DOLL 😭 Tell me why my brain defaulted to "Ah, Swing-san is doing drag"/lh

legitimatesatanspawn

Huh. Kind of looks like an Canon Divergence AU where Sally becomes the Boogiewoman after Oogie's death, having had to restuff herself with his bugs instead of her dead leaves.

Or TWST's Swing having a younger sister.

#reblog #oogie boogie #nightmare before christmas #and apparently #monster high

crispytime

concept of baby gaster tantrums

zarla-s

fascinated by the idea of a barrier-denier lol

legitimatesatanspawn

... I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if there's some Monsters who are in full denial that Humans or even the sun are a thing since the they've lived long enough Underground to forget what humans look like (or even what they can do) and that one npc who's like "are you a star, can I eat one".

But a Barrier Denier would probably be on par with the Flat Earthers who insist that the horizon curve doesn't mean a thing and photos of the planet are just a painted ball. Like by Game Era it could be like "its just a hoax, a story. Bet the King didn't even have a son. Where's the queen? Has anyone heard from her??? How's anyone fooled by a weird painted wall in the king's basement? Are we even really underground? We have a blue sky over in Snowdin and stars twinkling in Waterfall."

So yeah I can see why Kid Gaster would just lose it. Whether the Barrier Deniers are just assholes yanking everyone's chain for lulz or are in denial because of fear/dread, or just... ignorance.

#undertale #not my art #funny little comic #tragic worldbuilding concept though op #I know its for a one off joke but good lord that has so many implications #also love the “dreemurr university” kinda surprised that its not like “school school” but someone who isn't asgore must've named it #wd gaster #asgore dreemurr #toriel dreemurr

esprei

(dark!volo au) don't entrust the care of your togepis to dark volo y'all...

#not my art #pokemon #volo #volo no why #I don't think we should entrust anything to Dark Volo #(and dear god the idea of him being WORSE is fun/dread)

fiery-kitty

Lantern Shield with Gauntlet and Retractable Thrusting Blade (before 1596)

The Kunsthistorisches Museum in Vienna

A mannerist combination weapon consisting of a round shield, an iron gauntlet, a retractable thrusting blade, and an oil lantern. The lantern could be used to dazzle an opponent during combat in low-light conditions. The object was part of the collection of Archduke Ferdinand II of Tyrol and was likely intended as a technical display piece rather than a practical battlefield weapon.

Origin: Austria (Collection of Archduke Ferdinand II of Tyrol)

Length: 82 cm; length (blade extended) 101 cm

Diameter: 40 cm

Depth: 40 cm

Material: Iron, brass, velvet, gold thread, leather

Technique: Forging, raising, piercing, blackening, bluing, gilding

legitimatesatanspawn

First: this is extremely cool, and very smart way of getting around the issue of having to juggle a shield-and-dagger with one hand and a weapon in the other. I'd be worried if it gets stuck on anything, but that thing looks very nasty /positive in a fight. Very much "you'll regret fighting me". But also VERY much a "fancy unrealistic weapon for funsies" especially the lantern I didn't even notice it until reading the description yeah this was definitely something for showing off. But the angle of the longer blade just... doesn't work. Bit too much going on but if a few things were removed or rearranged? Sure.

Secondly: thanks to the red underside, it kind of looks like an object version of that one metal-coated snail to me:

#reblog #real world weapons #scaly foot snail #impractical weapons

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viralfrog

#“why the weight on my wrist? should I put another one on the other? added weight to flex arms while working my legs? ... OH! YAY!”#reblog #make me laugh

soupdwelling

guy with the coolest cane in the galaxy

legitimatesatanspawn

This is an incredible design, I love the geometric design along the shaft, but I have to share what I'm picturing Grace has the equivalent of after clocking the base:

soupdwelling

im crying

legitimatesatanspawn

oh my ribs thank you soup I needed that laugh.

But I have to add to this (again) what Rocky's equivalent of a cane could be since that doesn't look comfortable with how his forelimb stretches that high up above his head. I'm sure he's being a little shit right there so its a whole joke on Grace. But... if he actually needed a cane then it'd have to be squat and wide, right?

Bonus head optional (ideally the legs would be also wider for more stability) but the extra head would give a bit of support for a handle that kinda wraps around the... base(?) of the claw(???). (I don't go here so I have no idea of how the space crab stonepeople manipulate things with their feet. Do they pinch things with two legs like we'd do fingertips/palms?)

... I think the real ideal would be basically a "wrist-mounted" platform-"glove" with wheels on the bottom so the one leg stays mostly still while the rest move around, but I have no idea what the alien cities look like and if the ground is soft or solid, coarse or jagged, ect ect.

#THE WAY I CACKLED #you're crying #I'm crying #ow my ribs #OH MY GOD OP YOU ASDASFA HA #I unliked to relike multiple times omg #I'm starting to overthink how an alien species would create support items for themselves based on nonhuman movement #prev tag ->#the inclusion of the hat is so important #my tag ->#of course the hat is important it gives rocky a wider surface to “grab” and less likely for his hand(?) to slide down the side of the top #project hail mary #phm #not my art

You know, its kinda funny. Posting random stuff, most of the time I don't really get a lot of interaction. Then suddenly a post blows up. When that happens its usually because a big name in the fandom reblogged it.

Not upset or anything, just baffled at the sudden storm.

#just talking #probably more confused since I'm still wiped out from the heat

mememuseumofhistory

eatmyeyes

rbing this cause it gives me the same satisfaction "She told him that she loved him" (put "only" in front of any word in the sentence to change the meaning) gives me

legitimatesatanspawn

Mind if I test that out, @eatmyeyes ?

Only she told him that she loved him.

She only told him that she loved him.

She told only him that she loved him.

She told him only that she loved him.

She told him that only she loved him.

She told him that she only loved him.

She told him that she loved only him.

Implies that no one else ever said they loved him.

Sounds dismissive, like he expected more than that.

Secretive, dramatic, implies someone else found out or will find out.

Comes off as similar to 2 actually. But in the moment not in the past.

Oh. No. This is a red flag. Possessive, controlling, insisting others don't.

Similar to 2 but more like that she knows what expectations there are and refuses it.

Implies she doesn't love anyone else (true or false, or that he's the only one left for her to love).

#reblog #phrasing #words

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soupdwelling

guy with the coolest cane in the galaxy

legitimatesatanspawn

This is an incredible design, I love the geometric design along the shaft, but I have to share what I'm picturing Grace has the equivalent of after clocking the base:

#I'm sorry OP but I couldn't stop laughing when I realized what the base looked like #reblog #not my art #phm #project hail mary #I don't go here #those rock aliens but with a giraffe's neck

louisegluckpdf

the first time i heard the phrase “i need that like a hole in the head” it didn’t even occur to me that many people don’t live with passive suicidal ideation at all times so i just assumed it was a way of saying that you really really needed something and i have continued to use it that way ever since

legitimatesatanspawn

I always thought other people were talking about cavities and extractions thanks to their contextual use of the phrase, not trepanning or suicide.

#I was suicidal #but #it never registered to me that “hole in the head” was people alluding to a SHOT to the head

Seeing ATLA pop up on my dash (specifically a post about Hama) reminded me of an old idea I had to explain why Hama only recently started murdering random Fire Nation people. Because it sure sounds like SOMETHING happened recently to make the change, rather than Hama moving around from place to place making people everywhere suffer.

Simply put: Hama had a family while hiding out in the Fire Nation territory. And then the family died because of the Fire Nation, underscoring the loss of family and community.

She found another survivor who escaped from a different prison. Hurt and traumatized, but alive. The other person was too scared to draw attention back to the Southern Water Tribe by heading home because what if what if what if someone else got home. Time passed as Hama and the Survivor found solace in each other; they don't have home but they have each other and that's enough given the journey home and safety there being too long and uncertain. (Maybe they eventually had kids? Whether they were drafted or fled, they're gone but hopefully alive.) The comb the Gaang finds is assembled from pieces each managed to hold onto - let's face it: the thing is HUGE for something supposedly hidden in her hair for years, and it'd be poetic if it was a whole remade from clutched fragments.

... and then one day a local boy from the village - one SO PROUD of the Fire Nation (so fearful not to be) - somehow realizes that Survivor is A Foreigner. Not the full extent of the truth, not even thinking that The Foreigner is dangerous in themselves or a spy or anything like that... just that somehow someone who "doesn't belong" is living in the Nation and there'd be trouble if anyone was found "harboring" them.

Local Boy was spoonfed propaganda until he choked on it, paranoid and fearful of any hint of Not Fire Nation / Perception of Treason and the problems that'd result if someone more volatile finds out.

So Local Boy abducts Survivor, ties up Survivor in a cave, and goes home panicking over what to do and how to solve the "problem". Survivor's trauma is back in full force over the imprisonment so they're blind to everything but the fear and the darkness. A week of misery results in their death.

Local Boy is panicking worse now. He doesn't think Hama knows what Survivor "really is", and is too scared to open up to friends or family. So he goes to the nice innkeeper who always has a smile for the kids and is so nice such a nice auntie that of course she'll know what to do.

Hama coaxes Local Boy to lead her to Survivor's cave. Sees what happened. And something in her breaks, but she's still smiling sweetly as she turns to Local Boy with assurances that she knows just what to do. And she does: Local Boy is the first victim of her revenge. Made to suffer exactly how Survivor suffered: fear, darkness, no water, no food, no idea if anyone is looking, not even Hama's presence to give some solace that he's not alone.

And then she turns on the rest. Hama has so much wasted time to make up for.

... but I thought the whole idea would be too bleak and struggled with workshopping the community and why no one would've suspected Hama if her spouse/livelong friend was the first to vanish.

#the whole thing would've been a “start of darkness” thing where the prelude is “wary but fine” until Local Boy took a bat to her psyche #atla #avatar the last airbender #hama atla #hama avatar #fanfic ideas #old concept

thefloatingstone

absolutely AMAZING way to end a music festival.

#reblog #the way i cackled

natalikoromotoart

✍🏽Part 1 of 2 little comic! Based on a true story🥭 I’m one of the eight grandkids, btw⭐️

#I think juana now has six children #not my art #comic #very cute #I wonder if one of the pineapples had an odd sticker on it too

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kitsnicket

The biggest “your experiences are not universal” thing I feel is whenever anyone talks about the universality of girls planning their weddings since childhood because. Well. Not me. God bless

kitsnicket

“The universal girlhood experience of—“ [LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

rimeheart

“And spoke like they’d be there” 💀💀💀

#“the universal girlhood experience of planning your wedding”#I gave zero thoughts to it ever beyond “I want xyz relatives to be there”#figuring out I'm some flavor of aspec explained a LOT about why the idea of wedding just never popped in my head beyond the vague concept #also as a kid I kept side eyeing the girls gushing about how they'll marry [famous adult celebrity] because girls you're all 9 to 16 #and their man was usually 24 to 46 if he was gonna marry you then there's a HUGE PROBLEM with that plan plus odds of him meeting you???#never said it out loud because I understood that to be a dickmove but GOD DAMN figuring out I was ace/demi/something explained so much

Been busy because of family stuff and baseball. A couple missed opportunities due to weather and travel time like having a shot at an aquarium (I've never been) but otherwise not that much stress.

Going home tomorrow.

#just talking

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