Fuckles the Echidna

the sisko kirk hero worship homoeroticism would be entirely reversed if kirk ever showed up on ds9 thru his own time travel circumstances because the first thing that would happen is he would meet quark and the thing about kirk is there is nobody in the entire space and time of the universe that would annoy him more than quark it would immediately be like the worst day he ever experienced it would be like nonstop torment trying to understand why these things keep happening to him and then he would see sisko tactfully handling quark or god forbid see him getting quark to kiss the nagus scepter and like it would be over for him like sisko handling quark related paperwork would be the single most heroic thing hes ever seen like he would become immediately obsessed and bewitched

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

#when you set out for revenge dig two graves#unless you’re hamlet#in which case you’re going to want to rent a backhoe (x) YOU’RE NOT LEAVING THAT IN THE TAGS BUDDY

Very allegorical. The sacred and the propane

it IS monday. Let's get it on cunts

it IS tuesday. We still must get it on cunts

it IS wednesday. cunts you know what we must do. it's time to get it on

it IS thursday. cunts, just a little longer. we must get it on.

it IS friday. we cunts must persevere when we are so close to the finish line. it's time to get it on

“Intellectual property theft” oh I’m sorry did you mean “seizing the means of intellectual production?”

In intellectual as in physical labor, we say: from each according to their ability, to each according to their needs.

had a dream chapter 6 came out and the main new darkner was a clock whose role in the narrative was just like. i guess reminding noelle of her fathers impending death or something? the passage of time? i dunno. it was kinda cool but everythings too fuzzy in the aftermath of waking up....... blurry stylez. blurry gold shapes, her head might have been a pocket watch im unsure

if I ever tell you “lmk what you think if you read/play/watch it!” I am firmly inviting you to send me a play by play minute by minute cataloguing of your thoughts about The Thing

Well it all starts at an Antarctic research station when this weird dog gets chased by armed men in a helicopter

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.