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Broke: the Jedi kidnap children
Woke: blame the parents who give up their children to the order without trying to figure out another way.

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Takin: you may fire when ready.
Leia: what?!
Fortunately, every shot somehow missed Alderaan, some just flashed in space, some (ironically) hit the empire’s own tie fighters, one even hit a, thankfully, unoccupied moon.
Everyone in the room, from takin to Vader to leia, who herself was nearly slack with relief, was completely confused about what just happened.
Taking: what in the name of the emperor was that?! Report!
“We, we programmed the coordinates for Alderaan, but the controls, they, they must have malfunctioned, we don’t know what went wrong, we’re running a diagnostic as we speak, sir! Also, we had lost tie fighters 3 and 4, sir!
Takin: you have ten minutes.
Anakin(sarcastically): aw, that seems kind of unfair, shouldn’t you give them more time? I mean, big balls of death and destruction, they aren’t easy to fix, performance issues, you know, it’s pretty common, in fact, one out of five…
Vader knows exactly what happened and picks up Anakin by his throat.
Vader: you! What have you done?!
Anakin: I don’t know what you’re talking about. Maybe... maybe the Death Star... just needs a little... blue pill?"
Some of the lackeys actually laughed, until Vader glares at them.
Vader: your meddling will lead to your doom, I offered you a chance for power, to escape the chains of your destiny…
Anakin: yeah, and blowing a whole planet of innocent people is so going to help with that, what’s next, kicking puppies? Stuffing orphans into a wood chipper? Replacing all music in the galaxy with that annoying elevator music you hear on hold?
Takin: you will reveal how to fix this, child, or I will allow lord Vader to.. persuade you.
Anakin looks at Leia, her eyes full of fear and desperation for him not to help the imperials.
Anakin: have you tried 1111
Takin: try code 1111
Suddenly, SpongeBob’s voice comes out at full volume.
SpongeBob: a free pair of socks with every purchase!
Takin goes slack jawed, even Vader drops Anakin.
Takin: what is this madness?!
Anakin: have some respect, you are dissing a cultural icon, the prince of Nickelodeon, the greatest fry cook and jelly fisher since 1999.
SpongeBob SquarePants! I would have thought you imperials would have at some culture.
Everyone, even Leia, looked like he had just said the galaxy was made of sting cheese.
Takin: what is SpongeBob SquarePants? Is this a rebel callsign?
“Don’t ask him” Vader bellowed, but it was too late.
Anakin: oh, he’s only the main character of one of the most famous shows in all of history. He’s a cheerful SpongeBob who lives in a pineapple under the sea with his pet snail, Gary
How do you feel about me making Anakin and Ahsoka Māori in my au
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In fandom and media, people [of] color simply don’t matter even in works where they make up the main .... We live in a world where people of color are seen as less valuable than white people. This translates to fandom where the value that fans place on characters influences the way folks talk [about] people of color and what content they create for them. Fandom’s whole thing about neatly snipping characters of color from their own narratives and edging out people of color... is racist because it’s yet another way that they show how little people of color matter.... [....] A common cry of the called out racist is “I’m not/can’t be racist, I like [character of color]”/ [ship with character of color]”. This claim is usually made by folks who’ve turned their blogs into shrines for certain white characters or ships between white characters. Folks that try to derail and deflect comments about their/fandom’s racism by trotting out every single character of color that they don’t actively loathe as a smokescreen. Folks whose blogs are largely devoid of the very characters of color that they profess to love so much. Fandom is full of people that swear up and down that they really do love [x character or performer of color] even as they share and support fanworks that remove them from the stage or scene entirely in order to focus almost exclusively on white (male) characters.
What Fandom Racism Looks Like: White Prioritization
@creatingblackcharacters this is a great essay that echoes many of the issues that you’ve written about!!
Thoughts on the disaster lineage?
Thank you for the ask!
Well, to be honest, I don't like calling them the “Disaster Lineage”. It just doesn't feel like the right descriptor for a group composed of:
Person who should've stepped down from his position centuries ago – Yoda
Three white men of varying levels of asshole and trauma – Dooku, Obi-wan, and Qui-gon
Guy who didn't even want to be a Jedi to begin with, went bad, and died horribly - Xanatos
Two people who were abandoned by their masters – Feemor and Komari Vosa (Ventress too, technically).
Person born and raised in slavery and later groomed by a fascist – Anakin
Child soldier and sexual assault victim – Ahsoka.
Idk, it's probably just me, but when I think about Anakin's childhood or Ahsoka's war and sexual trauma, calling them disasters just feels like punching down. In my drafts, I've taken to calling them the “Crossroad Lineage” instead, feels better and cohesive for the major events they play in the story.

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Quick little sketch of Kurt from the fic Weapon by Name during his time with Stryker cause I was feeling whumpy tonight
It’s been so long since I’ve felt the bug from a fanfic but Weapon by Name just scratches that itch
I know this has been done many times but I love that episode so fucking much lmao
The alley was a canyon of shadows and rotting smells. Morro’s world had shrunk to the few feet in front of his face, his focus laser-sharp on the moldy crust of bread half-buried in a spilled can of something unspeakable. The chains on his ankles clinked dully with every shuffling step, a sound so familiar it was part of his own heartbeat.
Food. Just get the food. Don’t think. Don’t feel. Just the food.
His small, grimy hand darted out, snatching the crust. He didn’t care about the filth. Filth was better than the hollow, gnawing pain in his stomach. He shoved it into his mouth, not chewing, just swallowing it down before it could be taken away. He was crouched there, a rat in its den, when the shadow fell over him.
Morro froze. Every muscle in his tiny body locked solid. His heart, which had been beating a slow, weary rhythm, suddenly hammered against his ribs like a trapped bird. Not again. Not already.
He didn’t look up. Looking up was defiance. Defiance earned blows. Slowly, mechanically, he sank from his crouch onto his knees on the cold cobblestones. He held out his arms, the broken cuffs dangling from his scarred wrists. A offering. A submission. It was the only language he knew.
Here. I’m here. Don’t bother hunting. I’ll make it easy. Just don’t hit me yet.
The man in the shadow didn’t move. Morro could see his shoes. They were clean. Not the boots of a slaver or a guard. That was wrong. Unfamiliar. The fear curdled in his gut. New owners were the worst. They liked to test your limits.
“Who has done this to you?” The voice was calm. Deep. It wasn’t a snarl. It wasn’t a demand. It was… a question. Morro’s mind, honed to a razor’s edge by survival, scrambled to decode it. A trick. It had to be a trick.
He finally risked a glance upward. An old man stood there, with a long gray beard and wise eyes that held not cruelty, but a deep, unsettling sadness. He wasn’t holding a whip or a chain. He was just… looking.
Why is he sad? Is he sad he found broken goods? He’s going to be angry. He paid for a weapon and he found this.
The man, Sensei Wu, knelt. Morro flinched hard, squeezing his eyes shut, expecting a strike. It didn’t come. Instead, he felt a gentle touch on his wrist. He gasped, a tiny, broken sound. The touch wasn’t harsh. It was… careful. He felt the man’s fingers carefully probing the broken lock of the manacle.
Panic, cold and absolute, surged through him. The warning tore from his throat, raw and desperate.
“You shouldn’t… unchained me.” The words were a ragged whisper. Can’t he see? Can’t he understand what I am? “I’m… I’m dangerous.”
The wind. It’s in me. It’s angry. It’s hungry. It wants to scream and break things. They chained it for a reason. They chained me for a reason. I’m a monster. You have to keep the monster locked up or it will hurt you. It will destroy everything. Please. Please chain me. I know how to be chained. I don’t know how to be this. This is worse.
He was babbling now, tears he didn’t know he could still produce mixing with the grime on his cheeks. He was offering the one piece of value he had left: a warning about the dangerous property he represented.
Wu’s face did something strange. The sadness deepened, but it wasn’t directed at Morro. It was for him. “A child should never be called dangerous,” Wu said, his voice softer than anything Morro had ever heard. “They should be called safe. They should be called protected.”
There was a soft click, and the weight on his wrist was gone. The broken manacle fell to the cobblestones. Morro stared, dumbfounded, at his bare skin. The feeling of air on the scarred flesh was alien. Wu’s hands moved to his ankles. Another click. The other shackle fell away.
The silence was deafening. The constant, draining numbness that had been his existence for years was suddenly gone. He felt… light. Empty, but a different kind of empty. The hollow void where his connection to the wind should be was now just a quiet, aching absence. He could almost remember what it felt like.
But that wasn’t the point. The point was the chains were gone. And the man wasn’t replacing them.
Why? What does he want? What is the game? What do I have to do now? Fight? Kill? Is that it? He wants to see the monster first?
He looked at Wu, his eyes wide with pure, uncomprehending terror. This wasn’t how it went. This broke all the rules. His entire understanding of the universe was fracturing.
Wu simply stood and offered his hand. Not to pull him, not to drag him. To help him up.
“You are free,” Wu said, and the word meant nothing to Morro. It was a sound without a definition. “And you are hungry. Come. I have food. And a home.”
Home. Another empty word. But food. That word he knew.
Driven by a instinct older than fear, Morro reached out and took the man’s hand. It was warm. It held his firmly, but not tightly. It was not a chain.
As Wu led the shivering, confused boy out of the alley, Morro kept waiting for the trap to spring. For the pain to start. For the new chains to appear.
But with every step that took him further from the shadows, a tiny, impossible ember of something began to glow in the frozen darkness inside him. It wasn’t hope yet—hope was far too dangerous—but it was the absence of immediate pain. It was a hand that held instead of struck. It was, for the first time in a life he could remember, a sliver of something that felt, however faintly, like peace.
obi-wan kenobi only looks like a respectable, even-tempered rule-follower because he's standing next to Anakin "what are rules" Skywalker and Ahsoka "i know the rules but i don't give a shit" Tano. the moment he's alone, and not being forced to keep anyone in check, he is JUST as chaotic as the other two, if not more because he DOES know the rules and he DOES give a fuck so the fact that he's breaking them means he REALLY wants to ruin someone's day

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yeah yeah the life of anakin skywalker is a tragedy but you know what makes me absolutely sick?
how happy obi wan was when he had anakin around
Yoda: Hundreds of padawans I had.
Dooku: I've trained five apprentices.
Qui-Gon: I had three padawans, and almost got number 4 before dying.
Obi-Wan: Well, with Luke I suppose you can say I had two apprentices in my lifetime.
Anakin: I wasn't planning on having a Padawan, but Ahsoka is fine, I guess.
Ahsoka to Din: Get this kid fuckin away from me.
*an explosion happens*
Cody: Sir, I think that was your Padawan.
Obi-Wan: Oh, no. That was Ahsoka.
*much bigger explosion happens*
Obi-Wan: That was Anakin.
CONGRATS ON THE ACHIEVEMENT BIG GUY!!!! Codywan in party hats celebrating you for sure rn, they’re just as happy for you as the rest of us
TYYYYYY!!!!
belos: the titan only talks to me
eda: that's bullshit. having lived with a titan for several years, i know they will talk to anyone who gives them the slightest bit of attention. the trick is getting them to be quiet

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Kanan: my mother! Is dead! Because of him!
Hera: what? No…
Kanan: she’s gone, is she collateral damage?
Hera, exhausted after driving for 20 hours: I know how you guys feel, but you’re not the ones who have to drive.
Ezra: Hey, I’ve got an idea. Why don’t you two sleep and we can get us home!
Sabine: yeah! Remember how we owned the Kessel Run?
Kanan: *chuckling* oh you sweet, sweet, ignorant kids.