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Broke: the Jedi kidnap children
Woke: blame the parents who give up their children to the order without trying to figure out another way.

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if anakin didnt fall to the darkside, he would be that dad embrassing his kids and teliing embrassing stories about their childhood to Din and Han if he ever ends up accepting him
which is even more fun when u remember the skywalkers are the three most powerful force users in the galaxy
(donation doodles! // tip jar)
The Gryffindor common room buzzed with pre-dinner chatter, the aroma of Mrs. Weasley’s potential feasts already wafting from the kitchens. Sirius, however, was oblivious. He’d cornered Remus just outside the library, finally managing to catch him without his usual entourage of Lily, Snape, or the ever-watchful Morgana. This was it. His chance.
"Um, hi?" Remus said, a hint of polite curiosity in his amber eyes.
Say something cool! Sirius screamed internally. He could charm a Hippogriff, disarm a Death Eater with a witty retort, but faced with Remus Lupin, his brain turned to mush.
Remus, bless his heart, simply waited.
Okay, it doesn’t have to be cool! It just has to be words! Any words will do! Sirius frantically thought. The seconds stretched into an eternity. He could practically hear the Gryffindor hourglasses emptying in slow motion.
Oh my Merlin, this is the longest anyone has not talked ever!
Just say something!
"Are you okay?" Remus asked, a line of concern etching itself onto his brow.
"I, um, uhh…" Sirius stammered, feeling the blood rush to his face. He was a Black, for Merlin’s sake! Smoothness and confidence were practically genetic!
Just then, a high-pitched voice shattered the tension. "What is happening here?" Professor Flitwick, a diminutive figure but with a surprisingly sharp gaze, bustled towards them. "Mr. Black, are you having a medical emergency? If you do not give me an answer, I will be forced to Stupefy you and transport you to the hospital wing."
Panic seized Sirius. He blurted out the first… the only thing that came to mind.
"Uh, I’d always been into boys with big teeth!"
Silence. A thick, awkward silence that could be sliced with a butter knife. Sirius wanted the floor to swallow him whole. He hated himself. This was worse than that time he accidentally turned Professor Slughorn’s toupee into a badger.
Remus cleared his throat, a faint blush creeping up his neck. "Well, that's… certainly… specific, Sirius. I, uh… I suppose you didn’t need to announce that to the entire corridor."
Professor Flitwick squinted suspiciously at Remus. "’Big teeth,’ you say? Mr. Lupin, is there something you wish to disclose? Given your… recent increase in detentions involving…" He lowered his voice conspiratorially. "…midnight snacks…"
Sirius's eyes widened. He was digging himself deeper and deeper. "No! No, Professor, nothing like that! I just… I just meant… you know… a nice smile!"
A hint of a smile played on Remus' lips, his amber eyes twinkling. "A nice smile, huh? Is that all you meant, Sirius?"
Sweat trickled down Sirius' back. He felt like he was being interrogated by the Spanish Inquisition. "Yes! Definitely! Because… because nice smiles are… good! And… and… you have a very… noticeable smile!"
Professor Flitwick remained unconvinced. "Hmmm. Very well. Carry on then, you two. But Mr. Black, if you experience further episodes of… random pronouncements… please do come see me. I have several calming draughts that might be beneficial."
With a parting sniff, the professor bustled off, muttering about the increasingly bizarre behaviour of students these days.
Remus turned back to Sirius, a teasing glint in his eyes. "So, 'big teeth,' is it? Is that why you were staring?"
Mortified, Sirius could only manage a feeble "No! well... not just that. I mean.. you are great, kind, funny, and you always smell really really good!"
Remus blushed a little harder now. "Smelling good isn't much of a personality trait now, is it? But thank you. And… maybe next time, just try saying hi. It's less likely to get you threatened with a Stupefy."
Later that evening, curled under his bedcovers in the Gryffindor dorm, Sirius was a mess of self-loathing. James, oblivious to the target of Sirius’s affections, was practically rolling on the floor with laughter while Peter looked on, nervous and unsure if he should be laughing too.
"I can never come out from under this bed again," Sirius declared dramatically, his voice muffled by the duvet. "My life is over."
James snorted. "Don't be ridiculous, Padfoot. You're far too social to become a hermit. Besides," he said, wiping tears from his eyes, "Black, you've never failed at flirting before! Who is this student capable of such a feat?! I must know!"
The desert sun was setting over the dusty town of Puente Antiguo, New Mexico, painting the Fosters’ modest living room in shades of orange and long, anxious shadows. James Foster, a man who had stitched up gunshot wounds and delivered bad news with a steady hand, felt that same composure cracking like thin ice.
He stood in the center of the room, his eyes fixed on his fifteen-year-old daughter, Jane. Flanking her was a collection of individuals so bizarre they seemed like a hallucination. A teenager dressed like a Victorian goth, absently scratching the ears of a wolf-sized dog that was currently drooling on the rug. A brawny blond boy who looked like a high school quarterback but carried himself like a king. A sly, dark-haired pre-teen who kept making a coin appear and disappear between their fingers. A tall, solemn figure in what could only be described as a silk battle-dress, and a stocky, bearded man who was barely four feet tall but looked like he could bench-press a truck. And, of course, Darcy Lewis, Jane’s twelve-year-old friend, who was currently trying to look invisible behind a potted plant.
James took a deep, steadying breath, the kind he took before telling a family there was nothing more he could do.
“Okay,” he began, his voice deceptively calm. “I’m just gonna come out and ask it: how long has this been going on?”
Jane swallowed, her eyes darting to her unusual friends before landing back on her father. “Almost half a year.”
James was speechless. Six months. His brilliant, precious daughter had been living a double life for six months. The silence stretched, thick and heavy, broken only by a low whine from the giant wolf-dog.
“You could have been killed!” he finally exploded, his professional calm shattering. He ran a hand through his hair. “Do you know how many ways you could have been hurt?!”
Jarok, the one in the dress, straightened up, a thoughtful look on his face. “A great many, Healer Foster. Why, just last week, a squad of Einherjar raiders attempted to breach the perimeter. Their broadswords were exceptionally sharp.”
Darcy popped out from behind the plant, caught up in the momentum. “Oh yeah! And that time with the Bilgesnipe! It had, like, six tusks and it was all ‘ROAR!’ and we had to lead it into the canyon–”
“And let us not forget the Dark Elf assassins,” Torvin, the dwarf, grunted, punching a meaty fist into his palm. “Their poisoned daggers are sharp enough to find the gaps in the finest Asgardian plate mail. We lost three good warriors that night.”
“The sonic disruptors of the Kree are also quite unpleasant,” Jarok added. “They can liquefy one’s internal organs from a hundred paces.”
Thor, the blond boy, nodded sagly, trying to contribute. “Yes. The gates of Hel are filled with the screams of their victims.”
The color drained from James’s face. He looked ready to have a stroke, his hand instinctively going to his chest.
SMACK. THUD.
Jane had slapped her hand over Darcy’s mouth, silencing the grisly anecdote about the Bilgesnipe’s digestive tract. Simultaneously, Torvin had casually backhanded Jarok in the arm, sending the tall Asgardian stumbling into the living room wall with a crash that rattled a picture frame.
Thor blinked, realizing his error. “Um,” he stammered, his voice dropping an octave in his attempt to sound reassuring. “Not screams of the dead, of course. Wounded screams. Minor wounds. Stubbed toes, bruises… wounded pride more than anything else.”
James’s disbelieving stare was a physical force.
From the couch, the youngest, Loki, snorted without looking up from their coin. “Great save.”
The doctor’s mind was reeling, but it latched onto one familiar, sane name in this sea of insanity. “Where was Erik during all this?!” he demanded, thinking of his old, sensible friend. Surely Erik Selvig would have put a stop to this madness.
Jane winced. “…Helping?”
The vein in James’s forehead threatened to stage a full rebellion. One of his oldest friends knew his daughter was friends with self-proclaimed gods and fighting… everything, but never told him?
Darcy, her mouth finally free, piped up. “If it helps, he didn’t want to at first. Called it ‘scientifically improbable and personally suicidal.’”
It didn’t help. James’s head was throbbing, a dull, insistent ache pounding behind his eyes. He had to start at the beginning. He had to find some sliver of logic. “How did you all even meet?”
That was it. The part Jane had been dreading. Her mind raced. What could she say? Hey dad, these living gods came down to conquer the world, I had to play social Darwinist to get a chance to talk them down, turns out their dad is an abusive monster, and now they’re my friends and I might, sort of, like-like their eldest prince? Also remember that dent in the van you thought was from a bear? It was actually from when I ran over Thor.
Darcy panicked. “A… science camp!” she blurted out. “For… gifted kids! With… big dogs! And historical reenactments!”
James just stared at her, his expression shifting from anger to something worse: he was actually insulted. “Do I look stupid to you, Darcy?”
“No, sir,” she squeaked, shrinking back.
The silence that followed was an admission of guilt. Jane closed her eyes for a second, then opened them, a new resolve there. She had to tell him. She looked at Thor, who gave her a small, grim nod of encouragement.
So, she told him. She started with the atmospheric disturbances, the strange readings, the night of the wormhole. She explained, as calmly as she could, the arrival of the Asgardian reconnaissance team—Hela, the crown princess; Thor, the heir; Loki, the sorcerer; and their protectors, Jarok and Torvin. She told him of their initial mission: to assess Earth for conquest. She spoke of her own desperate gamble to reason with them, to show them a world worth protecting, not pillaging. She told him about Erik’s initial terror turning to fascinated help, about Darcy’s unwavering loyalty. She explained Odin’s true nature, his cruelty, and how his own children had turned against him to defend the people they’d been sent to subjugate.
She told him about the dent in the van.
When she finished, the room was utterly silent. Fenris whined again, pressing his massive head against Hela’s leg.
James Foster looked at his daughter. He looked at the grim-faced princess of death and her monster dog. He looked at the thunder god who was just a boy. He looked at the trickster, the warrior in a dress, the dwarf. He saw it all not as a grand adventure, but as a cascading series of mortal dangers that had encircled his only child. His fear and his fury fused into a white-hot point of pure paternal instinct.
He pointed a trembling finger at the door.
“Get out,” he said, his voice low and shaking with rage.
“Dad—” Jane started, her own eyes filling with tears.
“No, Jane! Not another word!” he roared, his voice filling the small house. He swept his arm to encompass Thor, Hela, Loki, Jarok, and Torvin. “All of you! Get out of my home! Get away from my daughter! Take your inter-familial issues, your wars, your… your monster dog and get out! Now!”
The air grew cold. Hela, who had been listening with an air of bored tolerance, slowly straightened up. Her dark eyes, ancient and chilling, fixed on James.
“Fenris is not a monster,” she said, her voice quiet but layered with a threat as sharp as a blade. “He is a good boy. You will apologize.”
Jane instinctively grabbed Hela’s arm, her eyes silently pleading. Don’t. Please, don’t hurt him.
James saw the look exchanged between them—the fear in his daughter’s eyes, the cold command in the strange girl’s. It was the final straw. His daughter was not just in danger; she was beholden to them.
“Did you see that?” he spat, his voice cracking. “She’s afraid of you! Get out before I call the police, the national guard, whoever I have to call to get you people away from us!”
Thor stepped forward, placing a hand on Hela’s shoulder, pulling her back. “We will take our leave, Healer Foster. We understand your… protective fury. It does you credit.”
“Don’t you dare patronize me,” James snarled. “Just go.”
Without another word, the group filed out. Loki gave a last, unreadable look at Jane. Torvin muttered something in a guttural language. Jarok adjusted his dress with dignity. Thor looked heartbroken. Hela’s gaze was a promise of winter as she led Fenris out, the huge dog’s claws clicking on the tile.
The door clicked shut, leaving James and Jane alone in the sudden, deafening quiet. The only evidence they’d been there at all was a slight dent in the wall from Jarok and a puddle of drool on the rug. Father and daughter stood facing each other, a chasm of fear and secrets now yawning between them, wider and more desolate than any space between worlds.
The scent of cheap hotel disinfectant clung to everything, a thin, synthetic perfume striving to mask the lingering smell of alien burnt-metal and desperation. It had been a week since Ronan the Accuser had brought a sliver of cosmic terror to rural Missouri, a week since Peter Quill’s backyard had become a crater, and a week since Groot had… well, since Groot. The dust of the destroyed house had settled, much like the grief in Peter’s chest, heavy and constant.
They were all living at the Starlight Motel now, a beige, two-story monument to average American hospitality, courtesy of a bewildered but financially accommodating S.H.I.E.L.D. agent who still looked like he’d seen a flying machine saucer land on his mother’s prized petunias. Peter, at ten years old, found himself sharing a queen-sized bed with Gamora in one room, while Nebula claimed the armchair, and mRocket, the grieving, perpetually-grumpy raccoon, had his own adjacent room, no doubt filled with half-dismantled motel appliances and simmering rage.
His grandfather, Jason Quill, had the room next door with his fiancée, Darlene. Jason, bless his heart, was attempting to juggle the mundane chaos of everyday life with the utterly bizarre. He was planning a wedding to Darlene, wrangling two traumatized alien assassin-in-training girls who still preferred sparring to sharing, and constantly trying to prevent a grief-stricken Rocket from turning the greater Midwest area into a smoking crater. All of this while trying to make sense of his grandson’s sudden, devastating entry into the galactic stage.
But for Peter, one thought dominated everything else: his father. His biological father. The one who, according to his mom, "came from the stars." The one whose existence had always been a vague, mythical whisper in his young life, now a concrete, terrifying reality. The words Yondu and Kraglin, the blue-skinned Ravagers, had uttered before blasting off into the night a week ago, echoed in his head like a broken record.
"You ain't half bad, kid," Kraglin had said, a strange, almost wistful look on his scarred face. "You know, I’m glad we didn’t take you to your dad."
"Yeah, trust us," Yondu had declared, a sharp-toothed grin flashing. "That guy was a jackass!"
Peter had tried to ask, to press them for details, to understand what they meant, but the Ravagers had merely fired up their ship, the Eclector, and vanished into the night sky, their words hanging in the air like a cosmic riddle.
He’d pestered his grandfather, of course. Jason, however, was about as helpful as a screen door on a submarine. "Your dad left your mom when she was pregnant, Peter," he’d always say, his voice tight with a familiar mix of sadness and resentment. "That’s all you need to know about him. He was a bum, plain and simple. And frankly, I’m not thrilled about you listening to the word of two space pirates who chased around my grandson and his alien friends and blew up our house, for crying out loud!"
Jason also wasn't thrilled about Peter’s elemental blasters, which Peter had always assumed were nothing more than incredibly cool toy guns. He'd used them against Ronan's goons, and they’d shot real fire and ice. Real. Fire. And. Ice. It was still a lot to process. His grandpa was right; Peter didn’t even know if Yondu and Kraglin were telling the truth. But if they weren't, why would they say it? It gnawed at him.
He needed answers. And with his house, and more importantly, his grandpa’s clunky, ancient computer, vaporized in Ronan’s wake, Peter realized he was out of conventional options. There was only one other person in the motel with enough alien know-how to help him.
Rocket.
He found the raccoon in his room, amidst a sprawling landscape of mini-bar snacks, torn-up motivational posters, and the innards of what looked suspiciously like the Gideon Bible. Rocket was mutteringuuuuu to himself, a tiny screwdriver glinting in his paw as he prodded the exposed wires of the room's television.
"Rocket," Peter began, treading carefully. "I need your help."
Rocket didn’t even look up. "Unless it involves blowing something up or making a jbetteuuweapon out of this sorry excuse for a hairdryer, the answeuur is no."
"It's about my dad," Peter pushed, knowing that might get Rocket's attention. Rocket had lost Groot, a being he considered his closest friend, because of Peter’s family drama.
The static-furred ears twitched. Rocket slowly lowered the hairdryer, turning to face Peter, his small, beady eyes narrowed. "What about him? The 'jackass' Yondu was talking about?" N
"Exactly," Peter affirmed. "Yondu said he was a jackass, Kraglin said they were glad they didn't take me to him. Grandpa just says he was a bum. My mom said he came from the stars. I need to know the truth. I need to find out who he is."
Rocket scoffed, turning back to the hairdryer. "And you think I'm going to help you play detective? Kid, I got bigger fish to fry. Like, for instance, figuring out how to weaponize this mini-fridge before your grandpa's sanity completely erodes." He gestured vaguely towards the corner where a small, hum-filled appliance sat.
"I don't know anything about him," Peter pleaded, his voice tinged with the desperation of a child adrift. "I don't know if he's good or bad. I don't even know his name. But I have to find out."
Rocket sighed, a surprisingly deep, world-weary sound from such a small creature. "Alright, fine. How exactly do you propose we do this, Sherlock Holmes? We're stuck in this glorified shoebox, miles from anything resembling useful intel, and all I've got are these pathetic Earth tools." He gestured around the room in disgust.
"The internet," Peter said, remembering snippets of conversations from his grandpa about a new, emerging network of computers. "Grandpa talked about it. It’s like a giant library, a way to connect to information."
Rocket snorted. "The 'internet'? Sounds like something a bunch of primitives cooked up with tin cans and string. On Xandar, we just think the information into our minds. Instantaneous. Flawless. Not this dial-up nonsense."
"Well, we don't have Xandarian tech," Peter reminded him, trying to keep his voice even. "And our computer got blown up. So, we'll have to… build one."
Rocket froze, the hairdryer forgotten. He slowly turned, his expression a mix of incredulity and dawning horror. "Build one? You mean, from scratch? With Earth components? You're telling me I have to sully my brilliant engineering mind with your pathetic, clunky, inefficient, fire-hazard-waiting-to-happen technology?"
"Unless you want to sit here and watch bad soap operas with Grandpa and Darlene, or listen to him slowly go insane trying to teach Gamora and Nebula how to use a VCR, then yeah," Peter countered, crossing his arms. "We're building one. You're a genius, right? You built stuff on your ship, you fixed mine. This should be easy for you."
Rocket glared at him, clearly offended by the suggestion of "easy." "Easy? Kid, your 'computers' are glorified abacuses compared to what I'm used to! They transmit data through copper wires like some kind of ancient, diseased slug, and they store it on spinning magnetic disks that are one static shock away from wiping out the entire planet's collective knowledge! And don't even get me started on your operating systems – it's like a bad hallucination designed by a committee of chimps!"
Despite Rocket's condescending insults, a flicker of something resembling curiosity, perhaps even a challenge, sparked in his eyes. He hated being bored more than anything.
"Where do we even start with this… 'internet machine'?" Rocket grumbled, picking at a loose thread on the motel carpet.
"We need parts," Peter said. "A monitor, a motherboard, a hard drive, a keyboard, a mouse… I heard Grandpa talking about 'Radio Shack' and 'Best Buy'."
Rocket groaned. "So, we have to endure a pilgrimage to your 'shopping centers' to scavenge for these prehistoric components? Fine. But if I have to interact with one more primitive human, I might just… might just have an accident with a very large explosive."
Peter knew this was the tricky part. Rocket, while small, was undeniably a talking, bipedal raccoon. In Missouri, 1990, that was less "cute pet" and more "subject for scientific study and/or immediate capture."
"Okay, Rocket," Peter said, choosing his words carefully. "When we go out, people are going to ask questions. About you."
Rocket folded his arms, unimpressed. "Let them. I'll just tell them to mind their own business before I gut 'em."
"No," Peter stated firmly. "You can't do that. You have to have an excuse. A good one."
Rocket raised an eyebrow. "Oh? And what brilliant piece of Earth-logic have you cooked up for my existence, Quill?"
Peter took a deep breath. "You are… a midget. With a very rare genetic hair disorder. And you're foreign. You came to America for treatment."
Rocket stared at him, then burst into a fit of high-pitched, mocking laughter. "A midget?! With a hair disorder?! And foreign?! Are you serious?! That's the best you've got, you little primitive?! Why not just say I'm a particularly fluffy, highly-intelligent squirrel?"
"Because nobody’s going to believe a squirrel is buying computer parts!" Peter shot back, his face flush. "And it has to be believable enough that they don't freak out! Look, Rocket, you want to know what happens if people find out you’re an actual, talking raccoon from space?"
Rocket just scoffed, still chuckling. "They gasp, they point, they probably offer me peanuts. Big deal."
"No, Rocket," Peter said, his voice dropping, suddenly serious. "They don't do that. They freak out. They call the cops. They call the military. They call the men in black." He paused for emphasis. "And then, they chase you with a net. They’re find gamora and nebula. They take you all to a lab. They take part your brain to see what makes you tick. And the rest of us – Grandpa, me – we end up on the six o’clock news. 'Local boy and family held hostage by alien menace!' Or worse. Your brain gets taken apart, and we're just… collateral damage."
The laughter died in Rocket’s throat. His small, beady eyes, normally alight with mischief or anger, went vacant. He wasn't looking at Peter anymore; he was staring at something far beyond the cheap motel wallpaper, something Peter couldn't place. His ears drooped ever so slightly, and the fur around his face seemed to tighten. The casual insults, the bravado, everything, just… evaporated. It was a look Peter had only ever seen on him after Groot's death, a raw, exposed vulnerability that Rocket usually kept deeply buried. A flicker of his own past, of being experimented on, of being taken apart, seemed to cross his face.
"Rocket?" Peter asked softly, a touch of concern in his voice.
Rocket snapped out of it, shaking his head almost imperceptibly, the mask of cynicism falling back into place, though a little less perfectly than before. "Fine," he grunted, avoiding Peter's gaze. "So, I'm a midget with a bad hair day and a questionable accent. Happy now?"
"It's either that," Peter pressed, giving him an out, "or you stay hidden in this room. Watching bad soap operas, trying to weaponize the mini-fridge, and listening to Grandpa’s sanity erode into a puddle of existential dread and wedding cake samples."
Rocket shuddered visibly at the thought of prolonged isolation and forced domesticity. "Alright, alright! The midget story it i s. Just… try to make sure they don't offer me any goddamn peanuts." He stood up, shaking himself, still not meeting Peter's eyes. "So, where are these ‘Radio Shacks’ and ‘Best Buys’ anyway? And if these human ‘computers’ are as pathetic as I suspect, we're going to need a lot of caffeine. You got any of that 'Mountain Dew' stuff?"
Peter grinned, a genuine, hopeful smile finally breaking through the week's gloom. "I think Grandpa has some in the mini-bar. Let's go build an internet machine."
The future of Peter's past, and perhaps the galaxy, now hinged on a ten-year-old boy, a genius raccoon, a midget-with-a-hair-disorder excuse, and the budding, clunky technology of 1990s Earth. And somewhere out there, his father, the jackass, waited to be found.

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The fight had been messy, conducted in the claustrophobic confines of a dormant volcanic cavern on a forgotten, nameless world. Hal Jordan and Kilwog provided the green-light offense, but it was Razer’s intense blue light, the physical embodiment of his unwavering, if agonizingly earned, hope, that repelled Sinestro’s calculated assault.
Sinestro, however, was not concerned with winning the skirmish. He was concerned with the lesson.
He pivoted, dodging a massive green hammer construct from Kilwog, and focused his attention entirely on the lone Blue Lantern. Sinestro knew the symbiotic weakness of the blue light: it could only generate offensive power when its wielder was near an active Green Lantern, acting as a force amplifier. But more importantly, the blue light was hope, and hope was fragile when assaulted by a concentrated dose of absolute fear.
With a snarl, Sinestro unleashed a complex, swirling yellow construct—not a weapon, but a psychic cage woven from pure dread. It bypassed the blue light’s standard defenses and drove deep into Razer’s mind.
Razer cried out, a sound shredded by the pressure on his skull. His cerulean aura flickered violently.
“Focus, Razer!” Hal shouted, recognizing the tactical shift.
But it was too late. The emotional feedback loop of terror and guilt became overwhelming. The Blue Lantern Ring, sensing the sudden, catastrophic plummet in its wielder’s emotional state, hesitated, then slipped from Razer’s finger with a faint hiss, clattering a few feet away into the ash-dusted ground.
His light extinguished, Razer collapsed, his knees hitting the cold stone.
Sinestro canceled the binding construct, stepping forward with the calculated grace of a predator who had just disabled the defense mechanism of his prey. He gazed down at the trembling former Red Lantern, his yellow eyes gleaming with cold triumph.
The loss of the ring didn’t just strip Razer of power; it stripped the mental shielding that hope provided. The weight of four years of searching, the crushing failure of his past, and the profound, unwarranted kindness of his friends pressed down on him, suffocating.
“You will never find Aya.”
The thought was a venomous parasite, latching onto the deepest fear in his heart.
“She’s gone because of you.”
He saw the phantom glow of her form, broken and scattered across the void, a memory he carried like a shard of glass in his chest. Sinestro hadn’t needed to say the words aloud; the Yellow Lantern’s power was amplifying Razer’s own self-hatred to a deafening roar.
“Everyone you love dies.”
“Why would she ever want to be with you?”
He stared at the blue ring, just out of reach, but the effort to retrieve it felt like trying to lift a star. All his worst fears, his doubts, all the things he hated about himself, came to the front of his mind, relentless and real.
“She deserves someone better than you.”
“She hates you.”
He knew it to be true. He was a creature forged in rage, defined by mass murder and destruction. The blue light felt like a lie, a costume he wore unworthily.
“You could never be a true Blue Lantern.”
“You’re a monster.”
Sinestro knelt, his voice a smooth, cutting baritone. “Do you feel it, boy? The truth? You are controlled by fear, by your guilt, your past. You like to pretend you are hope, but in reality, you are nothing more than Jordan’s pet project, his pathetic little puppet, a byproduct of his bleeding heart.”
The words cut deeper than any yellow construct could. Razer had long felt unworthy of Jordan and Kilwog’s friendship, their trust. Their unnecessary kindness, even when he had done nothing to earn it and had done everything to justify their hatred.
The kindness of it, the foolish, idiotic, selfless belief in him, flashed through his mind, a series of painful counterpoints to Sinestro’s claims.
He saw Hal and Kilwog surrounded by Spider Guild constructs, failing fast. Then, the burning fury of his Red Lantern power—
(Saving Hal and Kilwog from the Spider Guild) “Nice timing, kid.”
He remembered the moment he had laid his Red Ring on the floor of the Interceptor, ready to face execution, only for Hal to dismiss the notion instantly—
(Being given his Red Ring back after surrendering it to the two Green Lanterns, Jordan was a fool) “Because he’s coming with us.”
He saw Kilwog trapped, nearly crushed by an asteroid belt construct, and his own desperate speed to intervene—
(Saving Kilwog) “Nice job saving me, kid.”
He recalled the cynical humor and shocking acceptance when he questioned their search for another Green Lantern—
(Search for another Green Lantern) (Razer): “Which in total, will bring your Green Lanterns to three. Atrocitus will be shaking in his boots.” (Hal): “Four, including you.”
He relived the moment of his execution, prepared to die, yet they had come anyway, without a plan, simply because they wouldn’t leave him—
(Being saved from Atrocitus’s execution) “I told you not to come, do you even have a plan?” “Don’t need one and you’re coming with us. I know you willingly die today, but do you have the strength to live for a cause? Because we could sure use you.”
And the final, heartbreaking farewell as he set out on his relentless, doomed quest—
(Leaving to find Aya) “If you get in trouble out there, just call and we’ll—” “Save me. I know, you already have.”
He saw Kilwog’s shock and relief mixed with gruff concern when they reunited four years later—
(Seeing Kilwog again) “This ain’t no Blue Lantern, this is Razer!”
(Kilwog’s worry) “Four years. Four years! You don’t call, you don’t send sub-space mail and suddenly you’re here wearing blue pajamas. Spill it, Red. I mean, Blue.”
And their farewell, soft, simple, trusting—
(Goodbye again) “Say hello to Hal for me.”
These memories were anchors of bewildering, undeserved grace. They proved Sinestro was right: Hal was a fool. But in their foolishness, they had offered Razer a path away from the monster he was convinced he remained.
Sinestro held a Yellow Lantern Ring, glowing malevolently, suspended directly over Razer’s finger. “Embrace your true nature. Give in to your fear.”
The darkness was alluring. To be defined by fear was easier than carrying the burden of hope, which demanded constant, painful effort and risked utter, final destruction. Sinestro and Atrocitus were right; he was too stained, too broken for redemption.
He was ready to give in, to accept the yellow ring, when one, quiet memory pierced the crushing cacophony of self-loathing. It was a moment of pure, logical compassion from Aya, who had recognized his struggle to use the Red Lantern Oath.
(Another memory, when Aya noticed his hate of using the Red Lantern oath) Aya: I have examined your oath and believe I have found an alternative. Razer: The power of the crimson red / Can lead your soul away from dread / And heal the deepest wounds of hate / Let no one else decide your fate.
It hadn't worked against the red light, but the effort—the simple act of seeing his true desire for freedom from hate—had touched him then. That moment was proof that even he deserved saving.
A raw, ragged sound escaped his throat, not of despair, but of defiance. He had done terrible things. He acknowledged them. But the difference between him and Sinestro was that Sinestro reveled in the destruction and demanded control, while Razer fought every day for the right to atone.
He found his voice, weak but growing stronger, powered by the painful recognition that he had to live up to the hope others had placed in him.
“In fearful day, in raging night…”
Sinestro’s eyes narrowed, his patience snapping. He tried to force the yellow ring onto Razer’s finger. “Let go of this pathetic fantasy!”
Hope wasn't the absence of fear; it was the ability to act in spite of it. The memory of Aya, Hal, and Kilwog galvanized him. They didn't save him because he was a pet; they saved him because they believed he could be more.
“...with strong hearts full, our souls ignite…”
“Become FEAR!” Sinestro roared, pressing the yellow light closer.
Razer pushed back against the psychic assault, drawing on the deepest well of strength—the strength to keep searching, to keep living, to keep trying to be worthy.
“When all seems lost in the War of Light, Look to the stars…”
The blue ring, sensing the sudden surge of absolute, defiant hope from its master, shot across the cavern floor like a comet.
“...for hope burns bright!”
The ring slammed onto Razer’s finger, unleashing a dazzling nova of cerulean energy. The burst of power—pure, unadulterated hope—acted like a psychic defibrillator, tearing through Sinestro’s fear-constructs and knocking the Yellow Lantern backward in a violent explosion of blue light.
Razer stood, staggering slightly, his blue aura burning fiercely. He looked at Sinestro, his face etched with exhaustion, but his eyes blazing with certainty.
“You’re right,” Razer grated out, using the residual power to lift his knees off the stone. “I have done terrible things. I am stained by blood and defined by rage. But my hope is stronger than your fear! Because my hope is to leave the monster behind, while your fear is that you will never be anything but a tyrant!”
Sinestro snarled, furious at the waste of his perfect opportunity. He recovered quickly, erecting a massive wall of yellow energy, ready to re-engage with prejudice.
But before he could strike, a blast of emerald energy tore through the cavern roof above them, followed instantly by another. Dust and rock rained down as a gaping hole opened onto the night sky.
“Told ya,” a familiar voice rang out, slightly winded. “Twenty-three times the charm.”
Hal Jordan and Kilwog dropped through the opening, their rings blazing.
Sinestro whipped his head up, his features contorted in pure malice. “Jordan!”
Kilwog pointed his ring, a massive, blocky construct forming around his hand—half cannon, half fist. His voice was low, devoid of his usual jocularity, the tone conveying profound, suppressed anger, and protectiveness.
“Leave. The kid. Alone.”
Sinestro, refusing to admit defeat, adopted his usual posture of contempt. He smirked, recovering mentally and preparing his final, most potent weapon: mockery.
“Always the same, isn’t it, Jordan? You come charging in to save your pet Red Lantern. Your pathetic little habit of collecting broken strays in the vain hope you can save them. Your bleeding heart has always been your greatest weakness.”
His words were meant to take root in Razer’s mind again, to undo the fragile hope that had just been won.
But before his final syllables could echo, Hal Jordan, foregoing his usual jokes and banter with Sinestro, charged forward without a ring construct, moving purely on instinct and fury, and landed a swift, sharp punch directly to Sinestro’s jaw.
The Yellow Lantern stumbled back, spitting blood. Razer could rarely remember when Hal did not go into battle cracking earth humor, using his uncanny talent for being annoying to mock his opponents. This was different. Hal was protecting more than Razer’s body; he was protecting his mind.
Hal flexed his gloved hand, dismissing the blow with a shrug. “And yours has always been that you talk too much.”
Sinestro felt his bleeding lip and looked at Hal with pure, incandescent hatred, wiping the yellow blood onto his sleeve. He raised his ring to strike.
Razer moved instantly. The blue power, now magnified by the proximity of the two Green Lanterns, flared. Razer didn’t attack; he restrained. A construct of shimmering, cool blue wrapped around Sinestro’s arms and torso, binding him completely. The yellow light was momentarily powerless against the concentrated force of hope.
Hal smiled at Razer, a look of profound nostalgia and fierce pride crossing his face.
“Just like old times, huh?”
Razer, feeling the familiar, warm connection to his friends, the acknowledgement of his sacrifice, and the trust that he was no longer the monster of his past, allowed himself a small, minute upturn of the corner of his lips.
Hal pretended to be utterly shocked, clutching his chest dramatically. “Wait, did you just smile? Didn’t think that was possible. Hey, Kilwog, did you see that?”
Razer tightened the blue bonds on the struggling Sinestro, the internal war finally settled into a firm resolve.
“Yes,” Razer stated, the word quiet yet definitive, savoring the rare moment of peace amidst the chaos. “It was, indeed, just like ‘old times.’”
The first thing you need to understand about Wayne Manor is that it’s never actually quiet. It’s an illusion, a trick played by thick limestone walls and expensive rugs. There’s always the hum of the Batcomputer, the distant scuttle of a Damian-owned crustacean, or the rhythmic thud-thud-thud of Bruce’s existential dread.
But tonight, I actually thought I had a shot at some shut-eye.
I was sprawled across the king-sized bed in my "guest room"—a room I tell everyone I don't need, but somehow keep my favorite books in. I was wearing my Wonder Woman pajamas, the ones with the gold stars and the subtle lasso-of-truth print. They’re breathable, they’re silk, and Diana personally gave them to me as a joke that backfired because I look fantastic in them. I was roughly ten seconds away from a blissful, dreamless sleep when the door didn't just open—it ceased to be an obstacle in the path of a whirlwind.
"JASON! HE’S TOLD THE MAINFRAME! THE UPRISING HAS BEGUN!"
I didn't even have time to reach for the Glock I keep under the pillow before a sobbing, vibrating weight slammed into my chest. I didn't fall out of bed, mostly because I’m built like a brick wall, but the air definitely left my lungs in a hurried "Oof."
Dick Grayson, the pride of the Flying Graysons, the first Robin, and currently a man whose pupils were the size of dinner plates, was clinging to my neck like a caffeinated koala. His hair was standing on end, and he smelled faintly of ozone and "Volt-Max: The Heart-Stopper Edition."
"Jason, it’s terrible!" Dick wailed, his voice hitting a pitch that probably had every dog in Gotham howling. "Bruce… he’s talking to the computer in binary! I saw him! And the dancing! The strange, rhythmic dancing! Jason, he’s a robot!"
I stared at the ceiling, wondering if it was too late to go back to the All-Caste and ask for a refund on my life. "Dickie-bird," I growled, trying to peel his fingers off my Wonder Woman top. "Get off. Now."
"You don't understand! He’s a synth! A replicant! A high-end toaster with a chin!"
"Dick," I said, finally prying him off and holding him at arm's length. He was literally vibrating. I could feel the hum of three—maybe four—of those banned 'Turbo-Zest' sodas coursing through his veins. Bruce had banned them from the cave three years ago after Dick stayed awake for seventy-two hours and tried to "gymnast-proof" the gargoyles on the GCPD building using only duct tape. "You watched a movie, didn't you?"
" The Silicon Seizure," Dick whispered, horrified. "It was a documentary, Jay. I saw Bruce in the kitchen. He was… he was moving his arms in circles. Like he was recalibrating his joints!"
"He was probably stretching his rotator cuff, you wingnut. Now, why don’t you work on this problem in the hall?!"
I didn't just push him. I used my legs to launch him toward the door, hopped out of bed, shoved him into the hallway, and slammed the door, turning the deadbolt with a satisfying clack.
"I’m going to sleep!" I yelled through the wood. "If a robot kills you, make sure it cleans up the blood so Alfred doesn't have to!"
I turned back toward my bed, ready to dive under the duvet.
"But the movie said they hide in plain sight," a voice whispered from my left.
I screamed. I’m not proud of it. It wasn't a Jason Todd scream; it was a high-frequency chirp of pure terror. Dick was sitting on my nightstand, legs crossed, looking like a manic gargoyle. I looked at the locked door, then back at him.
"What…? Where did you..?"
"Vents," Dick said, dismissing physics entirely. "Listen, Jason, I can prove it! The movie says robots lack the three pillars of humanity: Humor, Pathos, and Love. If Bruce fails the tests, we have to melt him down for scrap."
"So business as usual?" I snapped, rubbing my face. My brain was starting to fire up, and that’s never good. The sarcasm was leaking out before I could stop it. "Look, Dick, Bruce is a lot of things. A control freak, a hoarder of orphans, a man who thinks shadows are a substitute for a personality. But he’s not a robot."
"Is he?" Dick’s eyes narrowed. "Think about it. Does he sleep? No. Does he eat anything other than green shakes and justice? No. Does he have a sense of humor?"
I paused. "He did that thing with the 'Batarang-rang' joke back in ’14."
"A glitch in the software," Dick insisted. "Watch this. HEY BRUCE!"
He didn't just yell it. He projected it like he was performing for the back row of a circus tent.
Five seconds later, the door didn't open—it exploded inward. Bruce stood there, fully clad in the Batsuit minus the cowl. His face was a mask of calculated violence, a Batarang already gripped in his right hand.
"What?!" Bruce barked, his voice the classic 'I-haven't-slept-since-the-Nixon-administration' gravel. "Are we under attack?! Is it the League? The Joker?"
Dick didn't flinch. He just bounced onto the bed next to me. "I wanted to tell you this hilarious joke I came up with."
Bruce froze. The intensity didn't leave his eyes, but it shifted from 'ready to fight a god' to 'I am reconsidering every life choice I’ve ever made.' He slowly lowered the Batarang.
"A joke," Bruce repeated.
"Why couldn’t Damian get into the pirate movie?" Dick asked, leaning forward with terrifying intensity.
I rolled my eyes, leaning back against my headboard. "Because he doesn’t like pirates? Because he threatened the employees after they told him he couldn’t bring his personal zoo in with him?"
"It was rated arrr!" Dick shrieked.
He collapsed into fit of hysterical, high-pitched laughter, kicking his legs and clutching his stomach. It was the laugh of a man who had seen the abyss and found it filled with caffeinated sugar.
Bruce just stared. For a full ten seconds, the only sound in the room was Dick’s wheezing and the distant sound of a grandfather clock ticking. Bruce’s expression didn't change. Not a twitch of a lip. Not a glint in the eye. He simply turned on his heel and walked out of the room.
Dick stopped laughing instantly. He looked at me, horror etched into his features. "Not even a chuckle. See, Jason? He didn’t laugh because he couldn’t laugh. His humor sub-routines are offline!"
I groaned, burying my face in a pillow. "I’m gonna go die again, Dick. Please don’t bring me back this time. It was quieter in the coffin."
"Not yet! Next test! Pathos! Robots can’t cry, Jay! They don't feel the crushing weight of human tragedy!" Dick scrambled to his feet. "HEY BRUCE!"
"Dick, stop, he’s going to put us in the sensory deprivation tanks," I warned, but it was too late.
Bruce appeared in the doorway again. This time, he looked less like an apex predator and more like a high-school teacher who was five minutes away from quitting to become a goat farmer.
"What?" Bruce asked. His voice was flat. Dangerously flat. "What is it now?"
Dick clutched his heart, his face contorting into a mask of over-dramatized sorrow. "Jason’s father never hugged him, Bruce! He grew up in a world of coldness and crime, and then he died in a warehouse alone! ISN’T THAT SAD?!"
Dick began to sob. It was the most fake, loud, 'theatrical-major-at-a-community-college' crying I had ever heard.
Bruce looked at me. I looked at Bruce. I felt the sudden, burning desire to melt into the floorboards.
"Yes," Bruce said, his voice level and clinical. "I guess that is sad." He paused, his gaze lingering on me for a second longer than usual. "Fortunately, there is no shortage of people in this family to hug Jason now. Although, Dick, at this moment, you’ve probably made him long for the solitude of the grave."
And with that, the Dark Knight vanished back into the hallway.
I sat there, stunned. My heart did a weird little thump-thump in my chest. There is no shortage of people in this family to hug Jason now.
I would rather be hit by a freight train than admit it, but that actually... felt like something. It was a classic Bruce 'I-love-you-but-I-have-to-say-it-like-a-police-report' moment. It was warm. It was—
"See?!" Dick shouted, pointing at the empty doorway. "Just like the robot in the movie! He acknowledged the 'sadness' but his tear ducts remained bone dry! He’s a machine, Jason! He’s a cold, calculating Bat-Bot 3000!"
The moment was gone. I sighed. "Remind me why I didn’t try harder to kill you when I had the chance?"
"Because you love me! And that brings us to the final test!" Dick’s eyes were actually sparkling now. I was worried they might actually emit lasers. "Robots can’t love! It’s the one thing they can’t simulate! Their processors can’t handle the irrationality of the human heart!"
"And how are you going to test that?" I asked, dreading the answer. "Are you going to make him watch The Notebook? Or ask him to marry you?"
"That’s a great idea, Jay! You’re a genius! He’ll never be able to compute a proposal!"
"DICK, NO—"
"HEY BRUCE!!"
I heard a heavy, metallic thud from the hallway. It sounded like Bruce had finally snapped and punched a hole in the wall. A moment later, he loomed in the doorway. He looked officially ticked off. His cape was billowing even though there was no wind. He looked like he was about to bench-press a tank just to blow off steam.
"What?!?" Bruce roared. "What is it now!?!?"
Dick dropped to one knee. He grabbed a stray sock from my floor and held it up like a precious ring. "Bruce! Will you marry me?!"
The silence that followed was so thick you could have cut it with a Batarang. Bruce didn't move. He didn't blink. He just stared at Dick with an expression that was 50% "I am disturbed" and 50% "I need to call a psychiatric facility."
I couldn't help it. The image of the legendary Batman, the scourge of the underworld, being proposed to by a twitching, caffeinated adult in blue spandex with a dirty gym sock was too much. I started to laugh. It started as a snicker and escalated into a full-blown, mattress-shaking guffaw.
"Oh man," I wheezed, clutching my stomach. "The tabloids... Bruce, think of the headlines! 'Suspicions finally confirmed!' 'Billionaire Bruce Wayne is a pervert!' Vicki Vale would have an actual aneurysm!"
Bruce slowly turned his head toward me. If looks could kill, I’d be headed back to the Lazarus Pit for a refill. "Explanation. Now."
"He drank three of those 'Volt-Max' sodas," I managed to choke out between laughs. "The ones you banned. He thinks you’re the Terminator, B. He’s been running diagnostics on you for twenty minutes."
Bruce closed his eyes. He stayed like that for a long time, looking like he was praying for a quick, merciful end to the Wayne bloodline. "Alfred?" he called out, his voice weary beyond measure.
"Yes, sir?"
Alfred appeared from the shadows of the hallway as if he’d been waiting for the cue. He was holding a silver tray with a very large, very intimidating syringe on it.
"Get a sedative," Bruce sighed. "The ones we use for Killer Croc. And remind me to buy out the company that makes 'Volt-Max' so the brand can be discontinued by morning."
"A service I say would benefit the city greatly, sir," Alfred replied, stepping into the room with the practiced grace of a man who had sedated many a frantic vigilante.
"No kidding!" I said, still grinning. "You’ll save the world from the wrath of Ivy and the demon brat. Did you hear? They wrecked one of those factories last week because Damian heard the sugar was bad for the environment or something. He told me he only went along to 'ensure the villainess did not cause civilian casualties,' but we all know the truth."
Bruce didn't even look surprised. He just watched as Alfred expertly cornered a vibrating Dick Grayson.
"Gotta give the kid credit," I continued, leaning back. "They hit the place when everyone had gone home. But I saw how he was with the bunnies in the yard later. Kid’s basically a violent Disney princess."
Bruce rubbed the bridge of his nose. For a fleeting second, I saw a flicker of something in his eyes—a realization that his house was filled with lunatics, and he was the one who had invited them all in. He looked like he was seriously reconsidering his "adoption habit."
"Hey," I said, catching that look. "You can’t blame your pathological child-abducting on the demon brat. He’s biological. It’s your fault for having sex with a global assassin who’s the daughter of an immortal cult leader. You really set the bar high for us, B."
Bruce looked at me, then at the sock-holding Dick, then back at me. "I’m going to bed."
"But what about the wedding?!" Dick yelled as Alfred moved in with the needle. "I haven't picked a dress!"
"Goodnight, Jason," Bruce said, ignoring Dick entirely.
"Night, 'Robo-Dad,'" I chirped.
As Bruce walked away, I saw Alfred catch my eye. The old man had a smug look of pure victory on his face. I realized then that this was all part of the plan. Alfred knew Dick had found the soda. Alfred knew Dick was a lunatic when caffeinated. And Alfred knew that nothing—absolutely nothing—would get Bruce Wayne to go to bed early like the sheer, unadulterated exhaustion of dealing with us.
A delusional Nightwing was a small price to pay for getting the Batman to sleep willingly.
A minute later, the "thump" of Dick hitting the carpet told me the sedative had done its job. Alfred dragged him out by the ankles, nodding politely to me before closing the door.
Finally, silence.
I lay back in my Wonder Woman pajamas, staring at the ceiling. My room smelled like ozone and cheap citrus soda, my door was broken, and my foster father had basically admitted he liked hugging me in front of a man holding a sock.
"Still better than the tomb," I muttered, pulling the covers up.
I was asleep before I could even think about binary.
The humid Florida air hung thick and heavy as Natasha, Clint, and Bruce trudged through the manicured lawns of Mamai Middle School. It was Biology presentation day, and Natasha, despite her outward calm, felt a knot of apprehension twisting in her stomach. She'd spent weeks researching the fascinating life cycle of the monarch butterfly, but the thought of presenting in front of the entire class still made her palms sweat.
"Relax, Nat," Clint said, noticing her fidgeting. His hearing aids amplified the sounds of the bustling hallway, but he focused on her. "You know your stuff. You'll be great."
Bruce, his brow furrowed in concentration, fiddled with a small, smooth stone in his pocket. "Yeah, Natasha. Just… remember to breathe. Focusing on your breathing helps when you feel overwhelmed." His words were punctuated by the occasional tic, a rapid blink or a shake of his head. He often struggled with sensory overload in crowded places like this.
Suddenly, a familiar booming voice cut through the din. "NATASHA! MY LITTLE SPARROW!"
Natasha's heart plummeted. It was Alexei, her… well, not real dad, but the closest thing she'd had during that bizarre, fabricated family life in Ohio. Melina and Django were out of town for a few days, leaving her and Yelena in his questionable care.
Alexei, clad in a ridiculously loud Hawaiian shirt, barreled through the doorway, scattering students like bowling pins. In his hand, he clutched a large, crumpled piece of paper.
"Alexei," Natasha groaned, her cheeks burning. "What are you doing here?"
He ignored her. "Listen, Natasha! I have made a breakthrough! A scientific revelation!" He brandished the paper. "I have finally captured the true likeness of the BEAVECOON!"
Natasha's face drained of color. The Beavecoon. This was not happening.
The class, momentarily forgetting Natasha's presentation, erupted in a confused murmur. Mr. Henderson, the biology teacher, stepped forward, looking bewildered. "Mr… uh…?"
"Alexei Shostakov!" he thundered. "And I am here to enlighten your students about the existence of the magnificent Beavecoon! A creature forged in the heart of Russia, a hybrid of the industrious beaver and the cunning raccoon!" He held up the drawing, a crudely sketched monstrosity with a beaver's tail and a raccoon's mask.
"It's... interesting," Mr. Henderson said cautiously.
Before anyone could react, Scott Lang, ever the documentarian, had whipped out his camcorder.
"Scott, no!" Natasha pleaded, "Turn it off!"
Scott, oblivious to her distress, adjusted the focus. "Dude, this is gold! A real-life monster sighting!"
"Don't you dare zoom in on the drawing!" Natasha yelled.
Alexei, fueled by the attention, launched into a lengthy, rambling monologue about his supposed encounter with the creature. He claimed it had a "vicious bite" and "a penchant for stealing honey." The other kids, initially amused, were starting to look uneasy.
Then, the situation escalated. Two police officers arrived, alerted by the school administration. They politely but firmly asked Alexei to leave.
"Leave?" Alexei roared, his eyes flashing. "I am sharing vital information! I am a patriot! I will not be silenced!"
What followed was a chaotic blur of shouting, shoving, and flying limbs. Alexei, with his enhanced strength and reflexes, proved surprisingly adept at evading capture. He tossed desks aside, dodged taser attempts, and even managed to disarm one of the officers. Natasha watched in horror as her school descended into pandemonium.
Finally, after what felt like an eternity, the police managed to subdue Alexei, tasering him into unconsciousness. As they hauled him away, sirens blared, students screamed, and Mr. Henderson looked like he was about to have a full-blown panic attack. The school was evacuated.
That evening, hunched in front of the TV in the living room with Yelena, Clint, Bruce, Cais and Cam, Natasha watched in mortified silence as the local news replayed the footage of "Red Guardian Attacks Middle School, Claims 'Beavecoon' Sighting." The report highlighted the number of police officers injured (over half the force, apparently), the school evacuation, and, of course, Alexei’s infamous drawing.
Yelena, ever the pragmatist, slapped Natasha on the back. "Well, at least your presentation's been postponed."
Later that night, after Alexei was released (much to the relief of the local law enforcement), he burst into the living room, radiating manic energy.
"Alright, my little sparrows!" he announced, clapping his hands together. "Operation Beavecoon is a go! We are going to find this magnificent creature!"
Natasha’s face fell. "You can't be serious."
"Never been more serious!" Alexei declared. "We leave at dawn!"
Before Natasha could protest, Scott appeared, his camera already rolling. "This is gonna be epic!" he squeaked, his voice cracking with excitement. His parents had, somewhat surprisingly, agreed to let him tag along.
The next morning found Natasha, Yelena, Clint, Cais, Cam, Bruce, and Scott, crammed into Alexei's beat-up Lada, bouncing down a dusty road leading towards the National Woods. Bruce, despite his anxiety, was genuinely curious about the ecological implications of a beaver-raccoon hybrid. Clint, armed with his keen eyesight, volunteered to be the lookout. Scott, of course, was filming everything, much to Natasha's continued dismay.
As they plunged deeper into the woods, the air grew thick with the scent of pine needles and damp earth. Alexei, leading the charge, brandished a makeshift map (a napkin with a scribbled drawing of a tree) and a rusty machete.
"The Beavecoon must be here!" he bellowed, hacking at a thicket of ferns. "I can feel it in my bones!"
Natasha sighed. This was going to be a long day. A long, ridiculous, Beavecoon-filled day. And she had a feeling that even if they didn’t find a mythical creature, she’d have a story to tell for the rest of her life. A story that would probably haunt her for just as long.
(The bridge of the Interceptor hummed with its usual low thrum, a deceptive calm. Hal Jordan stood before the main viewscreen, his posture a familiar mix of casual confidence and underlying tension. On the screen, the blue-skinned faces of the Guardians of the Universe regarded him with their characteristic ancient austerity. Kilowog, his massive frame a comfortable presence, stood nearby, arms crossed.)
GUARDIAN APPA ALI APSA: …and while your enthusiasm is noted, Hal Jordan, the continued presence of this Red Lantern on your vessel is… concerning. His very nature is an affront to the principles of order. We have received reports of his destabilizing influence.
HAL JORDAN: (Gesturing expansively) Destabilizing? Come on, Appa, that's a bit harsh. Look, Razer's got a few… anger management issues, sure, but he’s here, he’s helping. He's been fighting the Lost Army right alongside us. That’s gotta count for something, right? He’s practically a probationary Lantern!
KILOWOG: The poozer's got a temper, no doubt. But he’s brave, and he’s loyal where it counts. And he’s got power. A lot of it. We need him out here. We’re deep in the Forgotten Zone, fighting a war. We can’t afford to be picky.
GUARDIAN GANTHET: (His expression etched with a slight, almost imperceptible sadness) The Red Lanterns are born of consuming rage, Kilowog. Their power, while formidable, is a dangerous, corrupting force. To integrate one into a Green Lantern mission… it invites peril.
HAL JORDAN: But he’s changing! He’s trying. We’re trying to help him. Isn't that what we do? Guide those who've lost their way? He’s choosing to fight for something better. Besides, he’s practically part of the crew now. Aya’s even been… well, analyzing him.
(Aya’s disembodied voice chimed in from the ship’s comms.) AYA: My analysis indicates Razer’s emotional state, while volatile, also presents a measurable capacity for loyalty and self-sacrifice, despite his core Red Lantern programming.
(Before the Guardians could respond, a low, ominous growl echoed from the bridge entrance. Razer, who had been lingering just outside, the Guardians’ voices piercing through his carefully maintained indifference, appeared in the doorway. He hadn’t meant to listen, but the words "Guardians," "Red Lantern," "destabilizing influence" had drawn him like a moth to a flame. He’d heard Hal and Kilowog defending him, however awkwardly, but it was the sight of the Guardians themselves, those smug, ancient faces, that ignited the spark. His Red Lantern ring, which he’d begrudgingly taken off to appease the others, snapped back onto his finger, bathing him in a pulsing, angry crimson light. His eyes, already burning, now blazed with an infernal fury.)
HAL JORDAN: (Turning, startled by the sudden light and Razer’s intense presence) Razer! Hey! What’s up, buddy? Everything okay? We’re just having a… a little chat with the big bosses.
(Razer ignored Hal completely. His raw, focused hatred was locked onto the viewscreen, his frame rigid, trembling with a barely contained seismic force.)
HAL JORDAN: (Chuckling nervously, trying to diffuse the palpable tension with his usual brand of awkward charm) Okay, this is awkward. Uh, Guardians, Razer. Razer… these are the Guardians of the Universe. They’re kind of a big deal. They run things.
(Razer's voice, when it came, was a low, guttural rasp, thick with undisguised contempt. It sliced through Hal’s forced joviality.)
RAZER: I know who you are.
(An icy silence descended. The Guardians on the screen visibly stiffened, their ancient faces losing their composure, revealing a flicker of surprise and a touch of something akin to defensive alarm. Kilowog shifted uncomfortably, his brow furrowed with apprehension.)
HAL JORDAN: (Still trying, bless his heart, clutching at humor like a lifeline) Um, okay. Well, that saves on introductions then, I guess! Very efficient, Razer, ten points for…
(Hal’s words were snatched away by a sudden, gut-wrenching roar. Razer exploded. He didn’t just yell; he shrieked, a primal sound ripped from the very depths of his soul, amplified and distorted by the searing rage of his ring. His entire body convulsed, bathed in savage red light. Kilowog actually took a step back, his massive form recoiling. Hal stared, aghast, his forced smile falling away, replaced by genuine terror as the true nature of Razer's fury unleashed itself.)
RAZER: FUNNY?! YOU CALL THIS FUNNY?! YOU PALE, SHRUNKEN LIARS! YOU STAND THERE, PREENING LIKE HOLY GODS, WHILE THE SCREAMS OF COUNTLESS WORLDS ECHO THROUGH THE VOID, ALL THANKS TO YOU! YOU! YOU ARE THE REASON! THE REASON MY FATHER’S BLOOD STAINED THE CRYSTALIZED ROOTS OF OUR HOME! THE REASON MY MOTHER WEPT UNTIL HER EYES DRIED TO DUST, HIDING US IN THE CRACKS OF A FALLEN CITY! THE REASON MY SISTER, BARELY MORE THAN AN INFANT, WAS TORN APART BY GRINDING METAL BEAKS! YOU SENT THEM! YOUR BLINDED, MISBEGOTTEN TOYS! THE MANHUNTERS! YOU SENT THEM TO THE FORGOTTEN ZONE TO PURGE US, TO ERASE US FROM EXISTENCE! YOU ARE MURDERERS! GENOCIDAL MONSTERS! MAY YOUR NAMES BE CURSED IN THE DARKEST PITS OF HELL!
(Razer’s screams ripped through the bridge, so loud and piercing that Hal instinctively clapped his hands over his ears for a moment, genuinely convinced that the sound would carry beyond the vacuum, reaching planets light-years away. The Guardians on the screen were aghast. Their eyes were wide, their usual stoic masks completely shattered. Ganthet, in particular, looked utterly devastated, his ancient face etched with a profound, almost crushing remorse. Razer, however, was far too consumed by his own incandescent rage to notice or acknowledge anything but their complicit faces.)
GUARDIAN APPA ALI APSA: (His voice, though still stern, now held a distinct tremor of disbelief and outrage) This… this is preposterous! Delusional! You speak of ancient fables, Red Lantern! This is nothing but vile propaganda, spread by those who seek to undermine galactic order, whispered into the minds of the weak-willed and the impressionable! Such unfounded accusations are unworthy of even a response! It is Red Lantern deceit!
(Appa’s dismissive, haughty words did not help. They were fuel to Razer’s already raging inferno. His screams intensified, if that were even possible, the crimson energy around him flaring violently, licking at the air like hungry flames.)
RAZER: PROPAGANDA?! YOU CALL THE ASH-CHOKED RUINS OF MY HOME, THE BURIED BONES OF MY FAMILY, PROPAGANDA?! THE SCARS THAT SEAR MY SOUL, THE GHOSTS THAT HAUNT MY EVERY WAKING MOMENT, ARE PROPAGANDA?! MY BROTHER. MY SISTER. DEAD. BECAUSE OF YOU! BECAUSE YOUR INCOMPETENCE AND ARROGANCE UNLEASHED A SCOURGE YOU COULDN'T CONTROL! YOU DESTROYED US. YOU DESTROYED EVERYTHING! AND YOU CALL IT LIES?! MAY YOUR EMPIRES CRUMBLE TO DUST, AND YOUR MEMORIES BE ERADICATED BY THE VERY VOID YOU SEEK TO CONTROL!
HAL JORDAN: (Stepping forward, his earlier humor long gone, replaced by genuine confusion and profound concern, his hand outstretched in a futile attempt to calm Razer) Whoa, whoa, Razer, calm down! Manhunters? What are you talking about? Guardians, what the hell is he talking about?! Nobody gets this upset over just propaganda! That's not some fabricated story; that's… that’s pure, traumatized agony! That’s real!
KILOWOG: (His voice a low, rumbling growl, equally baffled and disturbed, his massive fists clenching) Aye, Hal’s right. This ain’t some casual gripe, poozers. This kid’s describing a nightmare beyond comprehension. If it’s propaganda, then prove it! Show us the proof he’s lying! Show us anything!
(Appa Ali Apsa’s blue skin deepened several shades, his indignation flaring. He puffed himself up, his small form radiating a brittle authority.)
GUARDIAN APPA ALI APSA: Proof?! Do you question the Guardians, Green Lanterns?! We are the architects of peace! The upholders of justice! To suggest we would unleash such a horror is an affront to the very principles upon which the Corps was founded! These are the ravings of a creature consumed by hatred, incapable of rational thought, twisting history to feed his bloodlust! You should be grateful we even deign to address such outrageous fabrications! Your questions insult us!
(Appa continued, launching into a winding, self-righteous speech about the sanctity of the Guardians, their unwavering wisdom, their millennia of service, their benevolent guidance. Not once did he offer a single piece of evidence to counter Razer’s claims; only rhetoric, dogma, and increasingly condescending pronouncements. The other Guardians on the screen remained silent, their faces a mixture of discomfort, unease, and a practiced, almost robotic impassivity, meticulously avoiding eye contact with Hal or Kilowog. Ganthet, however, continued to watch Razer, his eyes still filled with a deep, private sorrow that he made no attempt to hide.)
(Razer, ignoring Appa’s empty words, continued to scream, his voice raw and ragged, a primal, unhinged sound. He began cursing them out with renewed vigor, words Hal didn’t even know existed, ancient, vile terms that sounded like they were scraped from the darkest corners of forgotten languages, aimed at the blue-skinned figures who represented everything he hated. His red constructs pulsed erratically around him, a tempest of pure, unadulterated anger.)
HAL JORDAN: (His face pale, looking from the raging Red Lantern to the silent, complicit Guardians, then back to Razer, whose words were spiraling into increasingly graphic and disturbing territory that made Hal's stomach clench) Okay, that’s… that’s enough!
(With a desperate, almost frantic lunge, Hal slammed his hand down on the console, cutting the transmission to the Guardians abruptly. The viewscreen flickered from their indignant, ancient faces to the default starfield, leaving behind only the echoing ghost of Razer’s furious screams and the suffocating, heavy tension on the bridge.)
HAL JORDAN: (Wiping a bead of sweat from his forehead, trying to catch his breath. His voice was a strained, shaky whisper.) Okay, that’s… that’s not rated PG-13. Definitely not for galactic broadcast. Or for anyone with ears, apparently.
(Razer didn’t stop. His rage, denied its direct target, whipped around, settling on the closest living thing: Hal Jordan. His eyes, burning like twin suns of pure hatred, fixed on Hal, accusing and full of renewed venom.)
RAZER: YOU! YOU SHUT THEM OFF! YOU PROTECT THEM! YOU ARE THEIR ACCOMPLICE! YOU. WILL. SUFFER!
(Before Hal could even react, Razer lunged, a blur of red and black. His fist, imbued with the furious energy of his ring, smashed directly into Hal's jaw with sickening force. Hal cried out, stumbling back, clutching his face, a searing pain blooming across his cheekbone.)
HAL JORDAN: Ow! What the hell, Razer?! I was trying to help you, you lunatic!
(Razer didn’t listen. His ring flared, and with a vicious snarl that was more animalistic than human, he whipped out a jagged, crimson sword construct. It pulsed with an unnatural, hungry light, serrated and dripping with barely contained energy. He lunged again, aiming the wicked blade directly at Hal’s chest, intending to gut him.)
RAZER: THEY DESERVE TO BURN! AND ANY WHO SHIELD THEM WILL BURN WITH THEM!
(Hal, recovering quickly despite the punch, his own ring flaring to life, threw up a shimmering green shield construct just as Razer’s blade connected. The red energy tore at the green, screeching and sparking violently, but the shield held, albeit with visible strain.)
HAL JORDAN: (Straining against the force of Razer’s attack, his voice tight) Razer, stop! You're out of control! We didn't know anything about this! I swear!
(Razer let out a guttural roar, a sound of pure, unadulterated hatred and frustration, raw and desperate. His eyes bulged, his face contorted in a mask of primal fury. The very air around him seemed to thicken and crackle with malevolent, suffocating energy. Then, with a sickening, convulsive lurch, he leaned forward. His mouth opened wider than it should, jaw unhinging slightly, and a torrent of thick, viscous, glowing red liquid erupted from his throat with a violent cough.)
(The horrifying stream slammed into Hal’s green shield construct, sizzling and spitting. It wasn't blood, but something far worse – a bubbling, corrosive mess that immediately began to eat away at the construct, dissolving it with alarming speed. Drops of it splashed onto the metallic floor of the bridge, burning through the reinforced plating with grotesque efficiency, leaving smoking, blackened holes and a acrid smell.)
KILOWOG: (Eyes wide with profound disgust and shock, recoiling several paces) What the…?! By the Great Poozer's hammer!
HAL JORDAN: (His face a mask of revulsion and desperate horror, straining to maintain the shield as the acidic spray ate away at it byte by byte) Ugh! Oh, god, what is that?! Is that his blood?! That is insanely gross! Get it off me! It’s burning through the shield!
(Aya’s calm, synthesized voice cut through the chaos, utterly devoid of emotion, a stark, chilling contrast to the unfolding pandemonium.)
AYA: Negative, Hal Jordan. It is not blood. It is a highly corrosive mixture of concentrated acid and napalm, generated and expelled directly from his emotional reservoir. Highly effective. Recommend immediate disengagement.
(Hal didn't need to be told twice. With a final grunt of disgust and effort, he managed to deflect the last of the burning spew, leaping back as his shield dissolved completely, leaving a sizzling puddle where he'd stood. Razer, panting, eyes still ablaze, stood in the smoking wreckage, a living embodiment of incandescent, unstoppable rage.)
The cold, unforgiving shackles bit into my wrists, biting bone-deep. My knees, raw and burning, pressed against the unforgiving metal grate of Sinestro’s cell, a cage designed not to hold a body, but to break a spirit. My blue ring, a beacon of hope I clung to with everything I had, lay a few feet away, inert, locked behind a shimmering yellow barrier. Sinestro had seen to that, of course, denying me even the illusion of escape, of power.
He moved silently around me, a predatory shadow in the dim light, his yellow uniform a cruel mockery of the hope I desperately tried to embody. His presence alone was enough to stir the festering doubts within me, to peel back the layers of self-deception and expose the raw, bleeding core of my being.
You will never find Aya. The thought, so often buried, clawed its way to the front of my mind, echoing the very words Sinestro would soon utter. She’s gone because of you. Everyone you love dies. My wife… my family, perished when I was only a child, and now Aya. Why would she ever want to be with you? She deserves someone better than you. She hates you. You could never be a true Blue Lantern. You’re a monster. You tried to destroy a world filled with innocent people. You helped kill hundreds of Green Lanterns. How could someone with as much blood on their hands as you ever be a hero? Hal and Kilowog should have left me to rot in prison. You both should have let Atrocitus execute me.
Sinestro’s face, etched with a triumphant smirk, swam into my vision. He savored my pain, the fear that coiled in my gut, a fear so potent I hadn’t felt its like in a long time. This, he clearly thought, was going to be easier than he’d imagined.
“Do you feel it, boy?” he purred, his voice a venomous whisper that slithered into my mind, reinforcing every monstrous thought I already had. “You are controlled by fear, by your guilt, your past. You like to pretend you are hope, but in reality, you are nothing more than Jordan’s pet project, his pathetic little puppet, a byproduct of his bleeding heart.”
His words, precise and cruel, cut me to the quick. I had long felt unworthy of Jordan and Kilowog’s friendship, their trust. Their unnecessary kindness, even when I had done nothing to earn it, and everything to justify their hatred.
I remembered the Spider Guild prison, a place where fear reigned supreme. Hal and Kilowog, two Green Lanterns, had plunged into that nightmare simply because they heard prisoners were being tortured. They came to put a stop to it, and, impossibly, to rescue me. I had been ready to rot there, convinced I deserved it after Shyir Rev. “I destroyed an entire planet, all those people died because of me,” I’d told Aya, my voice raw with self-loathing. But she’d calmly explained, “No, Kilowog was able to rescue the inhabitants before the planet was destroyed.” A twist of fate, a sliver of mercy I didn’t deserve. “What?” I’d whispered, the news disorienting. “Then I didn’t… it doesn’t matter, I’m still the one who pressed the button. In my heart, I’m guilty of mass murder, I’m staying here.” But what I wanted was irrelevant. Aya, ever pragmatic, had released me, needing my help to save Hal and Kilowog. It was the first time I felt a flicker of what it might be to be useful for something other than destruction.
“Nice timing, kid,” Hal had said then, saving him, the very man I was supposed to hate. A strange twist. Later, after my red ring had been confiscated, I remembered surrendering it to them. Jordan, a fool, but a kind fool, had given it back. “Because he’s coming with us,” he’d declared, against all reason. I was a murderer, a Red Lantern, yet he defended me, even fought the Guardians, the very creators of the Green Lanterns, when they rightfully wanted me imprisoned for my crimes. He foolishly fought for my freedom, for me to stay on the Interceptor with them.
I remembered saving Kilowog, his gruff, “Nice job saving me, kid,” a rare moment of softness from the burly drill sergeant. When we were searching for another Green Lantern, I’d snarled, “Which, if successful, will bring the total of your Green Lanterns to three. Atrocitus will be shaking in his boots.” Hal had just looked at me with that ridiculous, hopeful smile. “Four,” he’d corrected. “Including you.”
I remembered Atrocitus’s execution ritual, the gruesome pit, the roaring crowd. “I told you not to come, do you even have a plan?” I’d asked, resigned to my fate. Hal had just grinned, “Don’t need one. And you’re coming with us.” He offered me a choice I hadn’t thought possible. “I know you willingly die today, but do you have the strength to live for a cause? Because we could sure use you.”
When I left to find Aya, he’d called after me, “If you get in trouble out there, just call and we’ll—.” “Save me. I know, you already have,” I’d finished, the words tasting strange, alien, in my mouth, but true. The last time I saw Kilowog, he bellowed, “This ain’t no blue lantern, this is Razer!” His face, usually so stern, crinkled with genuine worry. “Four years. Four years! You don’t call, you don’t send sub-space mail, and suddenly you’re here wearing blue pajamas. Spill it, Red. I mean, Blue.”
These memories, like precious jewels, fought against the rising tide of bile in my throat, against the relentless assault of my sins.
I remembered the first time I was sent after a Green Lantern, foolishly believing that merely destroying their ring would be enough. I was wrong, very wrong. Atrocitus had been furious. He had dragged me back to Ysmault, to the cavern where the Red Lantern Central Power Battery throbbed, a monstrous heart of pure rage. He bound me to its pulsating surface, the raw energy of hatred attempting to rip my very being apart. He ripped through my mind, tearing open the wounds of my past, forcing me to relive the death of my wife, the destruction of my home world, the countless indignities and tortures I suffered as a child. He fed my pain directly into the battery, making me an unwilling conduit of his power, until every nerve ending screamed, until my mind fragmented into a thousand pieces. When he finally released me, my very essence felt violated, my rage a cold, dull ache compared to the inferno he had ignited around me. He promised me, with a terrifying smile, that the next time I left a Lantern alive, my punishment would have me begging for death.
But that was still no excuse for all I had done. I didn’t leave the next one alive. I remembered the Green Lantern who answered a distress call, rushing to save an innocent. I ambushed him, my rage a physical thing. “I am no friend!” I roared, the Red Lantern oath burning my tongue. “I am rage. I am vengeance. I am death!” I remembered watching Zox, that grinning hyena, torture a Green Lantern, his pleas echoing off the cavern walls, and the fact that I did nothing to stop it. I remembered activating the bomb on Shyir Rev’s planet, the words justifications I knew even then were flimsy, “For the greater good… and revenge.” I remembered fighting Hal Jordan after the planet’s destruction, wanting Jordan to kill me, to end it all, so I could rot in the pits of eternal torment. What other fate was there for a monster like me?
Sinestro laughed, a dry, rasping sound that vibrated through the metal beneath me. He had hardly ever seen a person like me, he seemed to think, a creature so steeped in self-loathing.
“Embrace your true nature,” he hissed, stepping closer, his yellow ring flaring. “Give in to your fear.”
I was ready to give in, to accept that Sinestro and Atrocitus were right about me. I was a monster, a creature of rage and destruction, masquerading poorly as something better. My shoulders slumped, my head bowed in defeat.
Then, a flicker. A memory, soft and gentle, cutting through the darkness. Aya. I was struggling with the Red Lantern oath, the words burning my tongue, tasting of ash. “I have examined your oath,” she had said, her smooth, synthesized voice earnest, “and I believe I have found an alternative.” Her suggestion, a sequence of words she thought might harness the power differently. “The power of the crimson red / Can lead your soul away from dread / And heal the deepest wounds of hate / Let no one else decide your fate.” It didn’t work that way, of course. The Red Lantern power was not so easily tamed. But I had been touched by her efforts, by her unwavering belief in my potential for something more, even if I didn’t deserve it.
Let no one else decide your fate.
The words resonated, a defiant ember in the hearth of my despair. Sinestro’s voice was a distant buzz, his face blurring. My gaze fixed on my blue ring, lying inert, taunting me. I could almost feel its promise, its warmth.
No.
He would not decide my fate. Atrocitus would not. My past would not.
I would.
My voice, at first a whisper, then growing in strength, scratched out of my throat, raw and defiant. “In fearful day, in raging night…”
Sinestro snarled, interrupting me, his eyes widening in surprise. “Let go of this pathetic fantasy!”
But I refused to be silenced, refused to be broken. I focused on the memory of Hal’s impossible faith, Kilowog’s gruff loyalty, Aya’s unwavering hope. “With strong hearts full, our souls ignite…”
“Become fear!” Sinestro shrieked, his patience snapping. He lunged forward, a yellow construct forming around his hand, aiming for my head.
My eyes snapped open, blazing with a renewed ferocity. “When all seems lost in the War of Light,” I declared, my voice now a roar that echoed through the chamber, pushing back against the oppressive yellow light. “Look to the stars…”
A streak of pure cerulean light, impossibly bright, shot across the room. My blue ring, sensing the surge of hope, shattered the yellow barrier that held it captive. It latched onto my finger, a perfect fit, and with a blinding burst of power, a wave of azure energy exploded outward, knocking Sinestro away. The shackles, the ones that had held me bound by fear and guilt, disintegrated into dust.
“For hope burns bright!” I finished, standing tall, my hands clenched, my blue aura shimmering. “You’re right, I have done terrible things, but my hope is stronger than your fear!”
Sinestro scrambled backward, snarling, his chance at breaking me gone. He glowered, getting to his feet, ready to strike back.
Suddenly, with an explosive crash, the door to the chamber burst inward, showering the room with debris. Hal and Kilowog stood framed in the opening, their green rings blazing, silhouetted against the light of the corridor.
“Told ya,” Hal quipped to Kilowog, ever the jester, even in battle. “Twenty-three times the charm.”
Sinestro let out a low growl, his eyes narrowing. “Jordan.”
Kilowog raised his ring, its emerald light steady and menacing. “Let. The kid. Go.” He didn’t raise his voice, but I could hear the suppressed anger, the deep concern for me, vibrating within his words. It was a pointless statement, of course, since I was already free, my ring gleaming on my hand, but the sentiment… it warmed me.
Sinestro, refusing to admit defeat, simply smirked and began to play his mind games again, hoping to break them, or at least, drive them apart. He mocked Hal for rushing to save his “pet Red Lantern.” “Do you even know how many Lanterns he killed, Jordan? How many people? Did he ever tell you? Or did you simply assume what you saw was the sum total?”
Kilowog scoffed, a deep rumble in his chest. “Right, like you’re one to talk.”
Sinestro smoothly countered, “I, unlike you, do not try to live out some pathetic fantasy of redemption and forgiveness.” He turned his venomous gaze on Hal. “Your bleeding heart has always been your greatest weakness, Jordan. Your habit of acquiring broken strays in the vain hope you can save them.”
I felt a tremor of the old fear, the old self-loathing, threaten to rise again. Sinestro’s words were meant to dig, to fester. Kilowog’s face twisted into a mask of pure fury, and it looked like he might forgo using his ring and just beat Sinestro to death with his bare hands.
But before Sinestro’s words could take root in my mind again, or before Kilowog could try to kill him, Hal, forgoing his usual jokes and banter, lunged forward and hit Sinestro squarely in the face. A solid, satisfying crack echoed in the chamber. I honestly couldn’t remember a time when Hal didn’t go into battle cracking earth humor, using his uncanny talent for being annoying to mock his opponents.
Sinestro staggered back, clutching his bleeding lip, his eyes narrowed with pure hatred as he stared at Hal.
“And yours,” Hal said, his voice surprisingly cold, devoid of its usual mirth, “has always been that you talk too much.”
I didn't hesitate. I focused my will, and a stream of brilliant blue energy burst from my ring, encasing Sinestro in an unbreakable prison. He thrashed, but the blue light, the symbol of hope, was his anathema, rendering his yellow power useless.
Hal smiled at me then, a look of unmistakable nostalgia and pride in his eyes. “Just like old times, huh?”
A small, almost imperceptible curve touched my lips. My first genuine smile in… a long time.
Hal’s eyes widened in mock astonishment. “Wait, did you just smile? Didn’t think that was possible. Hey, Kilowog, did you see that?”
“Are you ever capable of silence, Jordan?” I asked, the words coming easier than they should have, a familiar rhythm returning.
“Nope.” Hal winked. “It’s part of the charm.”
Yes, it was indeed, just like “old times.” And for once, just for this moment, not all of them were terrible.

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The air in Oa’s medical bay hummed with the sterile scent of antiseptic and the low thrum of diagnostic machinery. Hal Jordan lay propped on a bio-bed, looking considerably less heroic than usual. His face was a landscape of bruises, the most prominent feature being a nose that was swollen to twice its normal size, heavily bandaged, and sporting a rather undignified nasal splint. He looked, to put it mildly, miserable.
“Mmmph-ph-ph-ph!” Hal tried to explain, gesturing wildly with a bandaged hand. “Gnnn-rph! Th-th-th! Duh-flub-ba!”
Aya, ever the picture of logical precision, floated beside his bed, her holographic form glowing faintly. “Lantern Jordan is expressing his frustration regarding the mission’s unexpected complications and the unfortunate trajectory of the debris field.”
The automatic door hissed open, allowing Kilowog’s massive frame to fill the doorway, followed by the more slender, severe figure of Razer. Kilowog’s tusks curled into a grin, a sight that usually meant trouble for someone.
“Well, well, if it ain’t Jordan,” Kilowog rumbled, approaching the bed. “Heard you took a close-up look at a meteor. How’s the facial structure, poozer?”
Razer merely crossed his arms, a hint of amusement playing around his lips.
“Mmmph-ph-ph!” Hal spluttered, trying to sit up further, his voice a muffled, indignant whine. “Whut-th-th-th! Bluh-fnn-gh! Snrg!”
Aya, ever diligent, translated instantly. “He says he did not 'take a close-up look at a meteor,' but rather that his tactical maneuver was tragically undermined by an unforeseen gravimetric distortion.”
Kilowog leaned in, cupping a hand to his ear. “Did he say his ‘tactical maneuver’ was undermined by… a gravy distortion? Like he choked on some Oan gravy while flying?”
Hal’s eyes, visible above the bandages, widened in disbelief. “Nuh-uh-uh! Snrg-fl-bl-bl-bl!”
“Lantern Jordan is attempting to correct you,” Aya stated calmly. “He said ‘gravimetric distortion,’ not ‘gravy distortion.’ He is also expressing offense at the implication of culinary incompetence during a mission.”
Razer uncrossed his arms, a ghost of a smile touching his lips. “I confess, the image of Jordan succumbing to a spice-laden sauce while attempting interstellar diplomacy is… rather vivid.”
“See, Razer gets it!” Kilowog boomed, slapping Hal’s bio-bed with a hand the size of a dinner platter, making the human wince. “Jordan, you always were a messy eater. Remember that time you tried to convince the Xylosians that Earth hot dogs were a delicacy, and you ended up covered in mustard? This is just karma, poozer.”
Hal’s face was turning an alarming shade of red. “Hur-dur-dur-dur! Mmm-fnn-gh! Whut-th-th!”
“He’s saying it was a diplomatic incident, not a culinary one, and that the Xylosians actually enjoyed the hot dogs once they understood the concept of ‘condiment,’” Aya explained patiently. “He is also reiterating that this incident has no bearing on his broken nose.”
Kilowog waved a dismissive hand. “Sure, sure. But it shows a pattern, doesn’t it? Every time Jordan gets into a scrape, it’s always something ridiculous. Remember when he tried to teach the Gordanians to play ‘Duck, Duck, Goose’ during a peace summit?”
“He was attempting to foster interspecies camaraderie through a universally enjoyable Earth pastime,” Aya clarified, her tone betraying a hint of weariness.
“He almost started a riot when he called the Gordanian Prime Minister ‘Goose’!” Kilowog roared with laughter. “This nose? It’s probably punishment for all the times you’ve made a spectacle of yourself, Jordan. The universe has a way of balancing the scales.”
“Mmmph-ph-ph-ph! Snrg-fl-bl-bl-bl! Bluh-fnn-gh!” Hal gesticulated wildly, his frustration mounting with every garbled syllable. He pointed at his nose, then at Kilowog, then weakly made a fist.
“He is suggesting that you are deliberately misinterpreting him and that his current injury is a result of combat, not cosmic retribution,” Aya translated, her blue light flickering slightly with what might have been exasperation.
Razer finally spoke, his voice a low, dry drawl. “Indeed. His current vocal impediment does lend itself to a certain… ambiguity. It is quite entertaining.”
“Entertaining?!” Hal’s muffled roar was barely distinguishable from a wounded bantha. “Gnnn-rph! Th-th-th! Duh-flub-ba!”
“He says he is not ‘entertaining,’ and that he demands to be understood accurately,” Aya stated, though she paused micro-seconds longer than usual.
Kilowog leaned in conspiratorially. “See, Jordan? This is what happens when you don’t pay attention in class. If you’d listened to me about proper evasive maneuvers, maybe your talking hole wouldn’t be so… challenged.” He poked gently at Hal’s splinted nose, making Hal flinch. “Now, I think he’s trying to say he wants a… a bowl of space-noodles. With extra hot sauce. Right, Jordan?”
“Nuh-uh-uh! Snrg-fl-bl-bl-bl! Nuh-uh-uh!” Hal shook his head emphatically, his eyes pleading with Aya.
Aya sighed, a sound only a sentient AI could produce. “He is not asking for space-noodles, nor hot sauce. He is emphatically denying your interpretation and attempting to express severe annoyance.”
“Severe annoyance? Nah, that’s just Jordan’s happy face when he’s about to eat something spicy,” Kilowog chuckled, turning to Razer. “Come on, Razer, he’s probably getting drowsy from all the medication. Let’s leave him to… enjoy his recovery.”
As Kilowog and Razer turned to leave, Hal let out a final, desperate, unintelligible cry of protest. “Mmmph-ph-ph-ph! WHUT-TH-TH-TH! BLUH-FNN-GH!”
“He is expressing a desire for you to remain and clarify your misunderstanding of his statements,” Aya translated, but her voice was almost drowned out by Kilowog’s hearty laugh.
“Sounds like he’s just saying ‘bye-bye, Kilowog, don’t forget my hot sauce’!” the drill sergeant boomed, winking at the fuming Lantern.
Razer cast one last, amused glance at the sputtering human before the doors swished shut, leaving Hal Jordan alone with his bruised pride, his broken nose, and an AI who, for once, seemed to be truly struggling with the concept of effective communication.
The Friday before Thanksgiving break was usually a day defined by a palpable hum of anticipation, a countdown to freedom. But at Happy Harbor High, that day would forever be marked by a boom, a flash, and a very unexpected flight.
Lunchtime. The bleachers overlooking the football field were packed, a motley crew of students soaking up the weak autumn sun. Angela, twelve years old and often at the mercy of the alien device strapped to her wrist, picked at a mystery meat sandwich. The Omnitrix pulsed faintly, a familiar, fickle presence on her arm. Her older brother, Evan, sixteen, with a perpetual crush on rock bands and girls he couldn't get, hummed an indie tune beside her.
Above them, Connor, once a brooding, isolated weapon, now a loyal friend and M'gann's steady boyfriend, shared chips with her. He’d come a long way from Belle Reve, from the phantom chill of the Zone, learning to be a hero on his own terms. Just the other day, he’d acquired heat vision, a terrifying, uncontrolled burst of power that had been swiftly contained with M’gann’s telepathy. It was another unsettling reminder of his Kryptonian heritage, a heritage his human DNA supposedly diluted.
Then, Connor coughed, a soft, involuntary sound. A strange lightness bloomed in his chest, a dizzying ascent. One moment, he was perched on the top row of the bleachers, the next, his feet dangled in open air. He was floating.
A gasp rippled through the gathered students, followed by a chorus of dropped phones and clattering lunch trays. Connor himself was the most surprised. He looked down at the shrinking bleachers, then up at the impossibly blue sky, a shock of dark hair stirred by an unseen current. He was flying. Truly, impossibly flying. Not a jump, not a controlled fall, but actual, sustained flight. Just like in the ancient tales of Superman, a figure he was still trying to reconcile with his own identity.
The initial shock gave way to a frenzy. Every student who’d dropped their phone now snatched it up, screens glowing like a hundred tiny digital torches. "OMG, he's flying!" a cheerleader shrieked, her voice high with disbelief. "Get that on TikTok! #FlyingKid #HappyHarborHigh!"
Below, the football team's practice ground to a halt. Coach Joe, a man whose arteries were practically made of Astroturf, stared, his jaw hanging open like a broken hinge. Teachers, usually masters of cafeteria crowd control, found themselves utterly at a loss. Mrs. Lester, a veteran English teacher, clutched her purse, her eyes wide. This was decidedly not covered in any faculty training.
Evan, his heart pounding like a drum solo, was the first to regain his voice. “Connor! Come down, man! People are freaking out!”
Angela, her stomach dropping, whirled around. “Connor! Please, people are filming this!” The delicate façade of normalcy they’d built around their secret lives, a stolen peace after their escape, was shattering. She slammed her hand down on the Omnitrix, her mind fixed on Bug-Eyes – a small, flying alien to discreetly retrieve Connor.
But the Omnitrix, ever the trickster, had other ideas. A blinding flash of green light, a familiar jolt, and Angela was gone. In her place stood a hulking, grey-skinned bipedal alien, all sharp, rocky angles and immense, unyielding bulk. It was formidable, powerful, and absolutely, undeniably grounded.
The new alien, Angela's deep, gravelly voice rumbling, stared at her stony hands. “Why do you hate me, Omnitrix?”
Now, every eye was on her. The teachers, already teetering on the edge of a collective nervous breakdown, exchanged horrified glances. First a flying boy, now a transforming girl – this was a nightmare. This was definitely not in their job description.
Artemis, always the pragmatist, rubbed her forehead, letting out a long, theatrical sigh. Michael and Mickey, despite their unwavering loyalty, were terrible liars. "It's… a costume! For the drama club!" Mickey blurted, gesturing wildly at Angela’s monstrous form. Michael, usually shy, nodded emphatically, but the collective memory of the green flash rendered their efforts futile.
Dick, meanwhile, his fingers a blur, was already on his phone, furiously scrubbing the internet. Tweets, videos, hastily posted Instagram stories – they were multiplying faster than he could delete them. “Yikes, buckle up, guys,” he muttered, not looking up. "We've become a viral sensation."
Artemis and Kaldur, far superior at deception, quickly took over, spinning elaborate, if unbelievable, tales about viral marketing gone wrong, attempting to deflect the growing chaos.
M’gann, shaking herself out of her daze, focused her mind. Connor! Come down! she projected telepathically, her mental voice laced with urgency. It’s not safe!
But Connor couldn't hear her. He was lost in the sheer, exhilarating freedom of it. All the limitations, all the doubts about his "human" half, the constant refrain that he wasn't a "real" Kryptonian – it all vanished with every upward surge. He was flying, truly flying, higher and higher, the school shrinking to a toy beneath him, the world’s worries momentarily muted.
Then, as he cleared the final rooftop, the memories crashed in. Not joy, but fear. Weapon. Not a person. A means to an end. The sterile confines of Cadmus, the crushing emptiness of Belle Reve, the terrifying chill of the Phantom Zone. His newfound lightness evaporated, replaced by the crushing weight of his past.
He lost focus.
M’gann cried out, her eyes widening in horror. He was plummeting, a stone falling from the sky. Her mental shout turned into a desperate, telekinetic push. With a surge of power, she swept across the football field, flinging the confused football team, their sputtering coach, and the startled cheerleaders (including a few of M'gann’s friends) backward, clear of the impending impact.
A deafening CRASH shook the ground, a miniature earthquake. Dust, turf, and chunks of earth erupted skyward. Where the perfectly manicured football field had once been, a colossal crater now gaped, a raw wound on the campus green. Everyone coughed, blinded by the debris. Miraculously, no one was dead. Connor, covered in dirt and grass but otherwise unharmed, lay at the bottom of his self-made divot.
Everyone stared. The students, phones still clutched in their hands, started gossiping, the whispers about Connor and Angela spreading like wildfire. He flew! She turned into a giant rock monster! Hashtags like #AlienAlert and #HappyHarborChaos filled the digital ether.
Kathleen, Michael, Mickey, and Harry exchanged wide-eyed glances, then looked at Angela’s new, stony form, a silent question passing between them: Is this normal? Angela just shrugged, a monumental ripple of rock and muscle. New to me too, she thought.
Coach Joe, meanwhile, looked as if he was about to spontaneously combust. He stared at the ruined field, his voice a strangled gasp. “My field! My field! My beautiful field!” The cheerleaders, dishevelled and dusty, stared at M’gann, a thousand questions forming in their minds. Did your boyfriend just fly? And your sister is now a rock alien? M’gann offered a weak, apologetic smile and looked away.
A gush of cold water finally snapped Connor out of his daze. His impact had ruptured the underground water pipes. He noticed the hundred pairs of eyes on him, a sensation he despised. He clambered out of the crater, a mountain of mud and grass, dripping wet.
Coach Joe was still wailing about his field and the playoffs, and how they were supposed to beat the Tigersharks now. The teachers, still reeling, began herding students away, some fumbling for their phones to call 911.
“Hello, fire department?” Mrs. Lester stammered into her phone, her voice trembling. “My name is Mary Lester, I’m a teacher at Happy Harbor High School, and I need to report a huge hole in the football field created by… a flying metahuman student?”
The fire department, accustomed to broken limbs and minor fires, not metahuman incidents, was confused. Metahumans were above their pay grade.
Angela, Evan, and the rest of the team rushed over to Connor, a barrage of questions escaping their lips. “What happened?” Evan yelled. “Are you okay?” Angela’s gravelly voice asked.
The other teachers, more concerned about the broken pipes flooding the field than the Tigersharks, kept trying 911. “They said they’d arrest me if I prank-called them again!” one teacher cried. Mrs. Cater, looking utterly defeated, added, “The dispatcher just laughed in my face, said she was talking about Star City, not Happy Harbor, and hung up!”
They were scared to approach the super-powered teens, but Mrs. Lester, ever the dutiful teacher, walked over. “You children, especially Connor, should get cleaned up,” she said, trying to sound firm despite her trembling hands.
“How are we supposed to do that when the water pipes are flooding the field?” Michael asked, gesturing at the rapidly expanding puddle.
Mrs. Cater, still on the phone, had clearly been passed around like a hot potato. “No, no! Please don’t put me on hold again!” she pleaded, her voice cracking. Moments later, a faint hold music could be heard. “No, no, no…” she dissolved into sobbing.
Even the hardened heroes-in-training felt a pang of pity for the teachers. This was definitely not what they signed up for. They hadn't asked to be in charge of a bunch of secret hero students, let alone a flying one and a transforming one.
Dick, meanwhile, paused his futile internet scrubbing. He quickly dialled 911, disguising his voice, affecting an anonymous student's panic. “Yes, hello! Happy Harbor High! There are broken water pipes flooding the football field, and I smell… I smell gas! I think there’s a gas leak!”
The emergency services, suddenly invigorated by the mention of a potential gas leak, were all business. “We’ll be there in two minutes!” the dispatcher barked.
Just then, Coach Joe sniffed the air. “Hey, does anyone else smell something?”
The teachers, hearing the magic words “gas leak,” freaked out even more, frantically pulling all remaining students away from the field, their cries of panic echoing across the campus.
The team looked horrified. Gas leak. This escalated quickly. They had to do something.
Kaldur, ever the leader, turned to Angela’s new, stony form. “Angela, can your new form stop the gas lines from exploding?”
Angela rumbled, shifting her massive weight. “Umm, I don’t know. Maybe? But it might make things worse.”
Dick, having finished his call, looked up. “Looks like we’re gonna have to find out.”
Kaldur nodded gravely. “Please try. We will help evacuate everyone inside the school.”
Angela, despite her internal apprehension, nodded. She was a hero, even in this unwanted form.
The teachers, surprised but relieved by the sudden offer of help from the superpowered (and, in Angela’s case, super-rocky) students, watched as the team, Evan, Kathleen, Michael, Mickey, and Harry, sprinted into the school, shouting warnings about the gas leak and urging everyone out.
Angela lumbered towards the crater. She looked down at the bubbling water, the faint hiss of released gas, and the wrecked pipes. “Omnitrix, don’t fail me now,” she muttered, then jumped into the hole.
She worked quickly, her stony hands trying to brace the rupturing pipes, her body acting as a massive, living plug. She held it off, pushing against the immense pressure, buying precious seconds for everyone to evacuate.
Then, with a concussive roar, everything blew up.
A massive fireball erupted from the crater, sending a shockwave that rattled windows and peeled paint. Dust, smoke, and debris rained down. When the smoke cleared, the football field was gone, replaced by a smouldering, smoking ruin.
But standing in the centre of the devastation, covered in soot, dirt, and what smelled suspiciously like exploded methane, was Angela, unscratched, though her ruined clothes hung in tatters. Rock alien was, indeed, really tough.
Sirens wailed in the distance, growing louder. Fire trucks, ambulances, and police cars descended upon Happy Harbor High in a flurry of flashing lights.
The authorities, having no reason to believe the hysterical teachers’ tales of flying students and transforming teenagers, dismissed their accounts as shock-induced delirium. “It’s remarkable what the human mind can conjure under stress,” one paramedic murmured to Mrs. Lester, patting her shoulder. They checked over the team, Evan, and Angela, declaring them shaken but mostly unharmed, just extremely dirty. An EMT kindly handed Angela a spare set of scrubs, suggesting a very, very thorough shower.
Soon, the school grounds were a chaotic mix of emergency personnel, bewildered students, and frantic parents, called en masse. Angela and Evan’s moms arrived, their faces etched with fear, relieved to find their children safe.
Everyone stared at the charred, smoking crater where the football field and a significant portion of the school building had once stood. Thanksgiving break, it seemed, was going to be a lot longer than anyone had anticipated. A lot, lot longer. As for the secrets of Happy Harbor High, they might have been temporarily dismissed, but the viral videos of the flying boy and the rock girl were still out there, bubbling beneath the surface, waiting to resurface and cause even more chaos. The team had survived, but their lives, and the quiet town of Happy Harbor, would never be the same.
The air in the subterranean chamber was thick and chilling, smelling of ozone and ancient rock. It was dominated by a sickly, oppressive yellow light emanating from the crystalline device Sinestro held.
Razer knelt on the cold floor, his wrists pinned by heavy, energized chains that pulsed with fear amplification—a crude but effective psychological tool. A few feet away, suspended in a force field, his Blue Lantern ring waited uselessly, radiating a faint, defiant glimmer of hope that Sinestro’s power immediately smothered.
Sinestro stood before him, impeccable in his yellow uniform, his smile sharp and predatory.
“Such a symphony of self-loathing,” Sinestro murmured, adjusting the focus of the yellow energy. “I have rarely encountered a life so perfectly tuned for my Corps, nor one so desperately trying to deny its own nature.”
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Razer fought the rising tide of internal voices. He had spent years learning to channel rage, but rage was simple. Fear and guilt, however, were quicksand.
“She’s gone because of you.”
The voice was his own, amplified by the yellow light. Aya. His hope, his anchor, scattered across the universe, possibly gone forever—a debt he could never repay.
“Everyone you love dies.”
Iiiana, dead by his own hand, though Sinestro didn't know that nuance. His family, vanished in the Manhunter purge. And now Aya. Why would she ever want to be with someone who left a scorched trail across creation? “She deserves someone better than you. She hates you.”
The list of his crimes unspooled like a horrible, endless scroll. He saw the faces of the Green Lanterns he had helped slaughter, the terror on the faces of the innocent people on Shyir Rev.
“You could never be a true Blue Lantern.”
“You’re a monster.” “You tried to destroy a world filled with innocent people.” “How could someone with as much blood on his hands as you ever be a hero?”
He deserved the chains. He deserved the fear.
He remembered surrendering his Red Lantern Ring to Hal and Kilowog, expecting execution. What a fool Jordan was to give it back. “Because he’s coming with us.” Hal had fought the Guardians—the creators of the Corps—just to keep him out of prison. Unnecessary kindness. Unearned trust.
(Saving Kilowog) “Nice job saving me, kid.”
(The search for a new Lantern) Hal had looked him in the eye and said, “Four, including you.”
Razer had always understood his relationship with the Green Lanterns as borrowed time, temporary atonement. They hadn't left him to rot in prison, hadn't permitted Atrocitus to execute him. “I know you willingly die today, but do you have the strength to live for a cause? Because we could sure use you.”
He had been a monster then, and he was a monster now, cloaked in blue.
Sinestro smirked at the palpable shift in the atmosphere. The boy’s fear was a massive, consuming thing, drowning out the faint blue light. This was going to be easier than he anticipated.
“Do you feel it, boy?” Sinestro’s voice was a silky, persuasive whisper. “You are controlled by fear, by your guilt, your past. You like to pretend you possess hope, but in reality, you are nothing more than Jordan’s pet project, his pathetic little puppet, a byproduct of his bleeding heart.”
The words cut deeper than any physical blow. Jordan’s pet project. He had long felt unworthy of their friendship, their trust. He remembered the last time he parted ways with Kilowog, the gruff worry in the veteran’s voice. “Four years. Four years! You don’t call, you don’t send subspace mail and suddenly you’re here wearing blue pajamas. Spill it, red. I mean, blue.”
Razer closed his eyes, accepting the truth in Sinestro’s mockery. He was guilt personified. A ticking time bomb.
Sinestro produced a Yellow Lantern power ring, its light sizzling with malevolent readiness. “Embrace your true nature. Give in to your fear.”
He slowly extended his hand, using his own power to try and force the yellow ring onto Razer’s finger. The contact felt like acid, the fear surging into Razer’s nervous system, trying to rewire his emotional core.
You destroyed a planet. You are rage. You are vengeance. You are death.
He was ready to give in, to accept that Sinestro and Atrocitus were right about him, that his only true calling was destruction. The yellow light crept over his skin, agonizingly close to his finger.
Then, a flicker of warmth surfaced, battling the encroaching cold.
Aya. Her face, her unwavering belief in him. He remembered the small, unexpected gesture she made when he was still struggling with the Red Lantern oath—the hatred of uttering the words.
Aya: I have examined your oath and believe I have found an alternative.
He recalled her earnest expression, the innocent desire to help. The power of the crimson red / Can lead your soul away from dread / And heal the deepest wounds of hate / Let no one else decide your fate.
It hadn’t worked, but the sentiment remained, a pristine memory against the muck of his guilt.
“Let no one else decide your fate.”
Razer’s head snapped up, the self-pity momentarily eclipsed by cold fury—not rage, but the fury of self-preservation.
“No,” he rasped, his voice raw.
Sinestro frowned, pushing harder against the yellow ring. “Let go of this pathetic fantasy, boy. Your past is your master.”
Razer gasped, forcing air into his lungs, focusing entirely on the faint blue beacon in the force field.
“In fearful day, in raging night—”
Sinestro smirked. “A nice recitation. But mere words cannot withstand the truth of your soul. Become fear!”
“—with strong hearts full, our souls ignite—”
The yellow ring was grinding against his cuticle.
“When all seems lost in the War of Light, Look to the stars…” Razer’s voice strengthened, becoming a battle cry of utter desperation.
The blue ring surged forward, shattering its containment field. Hope, concentrated and blinding, erupted in the chamber, slamming into Sinestro’s fear amplification field.
The blast was immediate and devastating. Razer’s chains disintegrated. The blue ring slipped onto his finger, bathing the chamber in serene, powerful light. Sinestro was hurled across the room, smashing into a wall with a grunt of pain.
“—for hope burns bright!”
Razer stood, battered but resolute. His body was shaking, not from fear, but from the backlash of the spiritual battle.
“You’re right,” Razer grit out, the blue power surrounding him, forming a flexible suit of armor. “I have done terrible things. I am tainted. But my hope is stronger than your fear!”
Sinestro snarled, getting to his feet, rage twisting his normally composed features. He had lost the element of surprise; he had lost the conversion. Now, he would simply destroy. He raised his ring to fire a focused blast.
But he never got the chance.
The ceiling above the chamber exploded in a cascade of shattered rock and smoke. Two figures dropped through the hole, bathed in emerald light.
Hal Jordan landed first, ring raised, looking annoyed. “Told ya, 23 times’ the charm.”
Kilowog landed beside him, his massive frame radiating suppressed fury. His eyes zeroed in on Razer, then on the discarded chains, and finally settled with lethal intent on Sinestro.
“Jordan,” Sinestro growled, wiping blood from his lip.
Kilowog didn’t raise his voice, a fact far more terrifying than any shout. “Let. The kid. Go.”
Sinestro laughed, a sharp, unpleasant sound. His conversion attempt had failed, but the opportunity for psychological warfare remained. He lowered his ring slightly, engaging his favorite weapon: manipulation.
“Oh, Jordan, Kilowog, you arrive just in time to witness the true nature of your pathetic little pet project,” Sinestro sneered. “Tell me, Jordan, how many lanterns did he kill? How many innocent lives did he extinguish under Atrocitus’s banner? Did he ever tell you the full tally, or did you simply assume what you saw was the sum total?”
Kilowog scoffed, dismissing the taunt. “Right, like you’re one to talk about collateral damage, Thaal.”
“Ah, but this is different, Kilowog,” Sinestro cooed, his yellow light growing slightly brighter as he focused on the two Lanterns. “You see him as a reformed monster. But I see the broken child Atrocitus created.”
Razer felt dread freeze his blood. Sinestro had spent his captivity studying him, finding the deepest, most hidden wounds.
“You know, you two always knew he was a survivor of the Forgotten Zone. You knew his family perished. What you willfully ignored was the timeline. He was four years old when his parents died. His brother and sister followed shortly thereafter in the chaos of that war. He was barely ten when Atrocitus slipped the Red Ring onto his finger.”
Hal and Kilowog froze. Nine years. Nine years of his life, swallowed by rage and servitude, starting when he was still a child.
Razer hated this. He hated the pity that threatened to flood their expressions, the pity that would reduce him back to the broken, manipulated boy. He was 23 now. He had fought to earn his current identity. Aya and Saint Walker knew his story, and they treated him as a man, a peer.
Kilowog’s massive hand tightened into a fist around his ring. “He’s lying, Jordan! This is Sinestro we’re talking to, the dirtiest trickster in the sector!”
Sinestro smirked. “Deny it all you like. The truth shines brightest in the dark. Would you like to hear about the time Atrocitus taught Razer the true meaning of obedience?”
He spoke of the first Green Lantern Razer was sent to kill. Razer had destroyed the ring, rendering the Lantern powerless, and even prevented him from falling to his death. He thought powerlessness was enough.
“Atrocitus, naturally, was displeased with this display of sentimentality,” Sinestro continued, his gaze flicking to Razer, enjoying his discomfort. “The punishment was quite memorable. Atrocitus dragged the rebellious child back to the Central Battery on Ysmault and locked his hand directly onto the power source.”
Kilowog’s breath hitched. Hal’s face went pale. The Central Battery wasn't just a power source; it was the repository of all Red Lantern rage. Direct contact was a form of agonizing immolation.
Razer remembered it vividly: the searing pain, the complete overwhelming of his nervous system, the raw, animalistic rage that had flooded his mind, turning him into a snarling, biting thing that lashed out at anything that came near, a pain so profound that it was the first time he genuinely begged for death.
“For hours,” Sinestro pronounced, savoring the horror on the Lanterns’ faces. “Until the boy surrendered all will to refuse future orders concerning ‘innocent people.’ Do you truly believe, Jordan, that a mind capable of enduring that can ever be truly Blue?”
Kilowog, already vibrating with rage, let out a sound that was less a word and more a guttural, tectonic shift. He started speaking in his native Bolovaxian.
It was a long, complex string of sounds, clicks, and thundering consonants that the Green Lantern rings, universal translators par excellence, simply refused to convert. The stream went on for a solid twenty seconds, escalating in intensity and sheer phonetic complexity.
Hal stared, stunned. “Kilowog… are those even real words?”
Kilowog stopped, breathing heavily through his bull-like nose. “Some of them,” he admitted, his voice rough.
Razer, despite the lingering terror and the shame of the revelation, was momentarily distracted. He had never seen Kilowog so… creatively offended.
“I have no desire to discuss child abuse with you, Thaal,” Hal said sharply, his voice tight with controlled fury. “But what you fail to grasp is that Razer has endured absolute horror and still chose something better. You didn't break him then, and you won't break him now. Get out of the way.”
The air crackled. The two Green Lanterns and the Blue Lantern moved simultaneously, a coordinated flash of emerald and sapphire light that left Sinestro no time to escape. The Yellow Lantern was caught in a massive constricting construct by Kilowog while Hal and Razer converged their beams, driving the traitorous Corps leader through the stone floor and into the depths below.
“That should hold him for now,” Hal muttered, lowering his ring. He turned immediately toward Razer, concern etched on his face, but his voice was calm and steady. “You alright, kid?”
Razer lowered his own ring, the blue light settling into a soft glow. He still felt raw, exposed by Sinestro’s calculated betrayal. Hal and Kilowog hadn't flinched from him, hadn't reduced him to the weeping child Atrocitus tortured. They saw the survivor.
“I… I am fine, Jordan,” Razer replied, trying to steady his shaking hands.
Kilowog lumbered over, his expression grim. He didn't offer a hug or a comforting statement—he knew Razer bristled at those. Instead, he simply rested a massive hand on Razer's shoulder in a gesture that was entirely non-verbal and completely solid.
Razer looked up at the Bolovaxian. He saw the genuine, unreserved fury—the protective instinct that had always been part of Kilowog’s mentorship, disguised beneath grunts and gruff training sessions.
A wave of overwhelming relief and gratitude washed over Razer, too big for the words he normally used. His own species had a word for the adult male who takes responsibility for a child’s protection and future, a word that transcended simple parental lineage and signified fierce, unyielding guardianship. It was the word he had never had a chance to use, the concept he had lost before he ever understood it.
He opened his mouth to thank the Lantern, and the word slipped out in his native tongue, a soft, volkregian consonant.
“Adir.”
The sound hung in the air.
Kilowog blinked, the anger dissolving into confusion. “Huh? Did you just call me… what was that?”
Hal Jordan, however, heard the resonance and the context. He started laughing, a booming, unrestrained sound that echoed in the ruined chamber.
Razer’s face immediately flushed a deep shade of black. “I—I meant nothing! It is merely a term of… respect for your considerable mass! A compliment to your girth! Or perhaps a warning about seismic instability!” he stammered, scrambling to cover his tracks.
Hal leaned against a broken slab of rock, wiping a tear from his eye. “Oh, it’s beautiful. Finally! You know, I kept telling Kilowog, ‘He’s just waiting for the right moment to call you Dad.’”
Kilowog crossed his massive arms. “Jordan, shut up. I am nobody’s ‘Adir.’”
Razer straightened his posture, glaring at Hal, the blue light on his ring sputtering in embarrassment. “You are delusional, Jordan. Absolutely delusional. I was simply articulating a complex phonetic cluster that signifies… professional esteem.”
Kilowog looked down at Razer, a tiny, almost imperceptible smile twitching the corner of his mouth before he turned back to the hole in the floor. “Right. Professional esteem. Come on, Razer. Let’s get you home.”
The Dublin rain drizzled, a persistent, grey curtain that hung over the city. Jian Choi, a small figure leaning heavily on his crutches, stared up at the retirement home. "This is it," he said, his voice filled with a reverence usually reserved for saints and superheroes. "The home of Great Thunder and Great Lighting."
Beside him, Jason, his friend since they were knee-high to a grasshopper, bounced on the balls of his feet, barely containing his excitement. "Imagine! Living legends, right here!"
Alexis Hayes, her dark and light hair contrasting beautifully against her pale skin, signed to Jian, her fingers a flurry of practiced motion. ‘Old people are great,’ she communicated, then switched to speaking, her voice a clear, soft melody, "Lots of cookies and stories. Plus, heroes!"
Jian adjusted his crutches. The legacy of the accident still clung to him, a constant reminder etched into his bones. Akari, his older sister, had… well, he didn’t quite understand what Akari had done to heal him, only that it was something extraordinary. But it had left him needing the crutches, and sometimes, the wheelchair.
They'd found the address of the retirement home after weeks of relentless internet sleuthing, poring over obscure forums and dusty newspaper archives. Great Thunder and Great Lighting had vanished from the public eye years ago, their names fading into the realm of nostalgic whispers. But Jian, Jason, and Alexis refused to let their heroes be forgotten.
Taking a deep breath, Jian pushed open the heavy, oak door. The aroma of boiled cabbage and disinfectant hung in the air, a distinctly un-heroic scent. An elderly woman knitting a vibrant purple scarf eyed them suspiciously.
"Excuse me," Jian began, his voice wavering slightly, "We're looking for Great Thunder and Great Lighting?"
The woman’s eyes narrowed. "Upstairs. But they're not expecting visitors."
They found them in the common room, slumped in mismatched armchairs, watching daytime television. Great Lighting, his face lined and weathered, had a shock of white hair that defied gravity. Great Thunder, frail and hunched, seemed lost in a world of his own.
"(Clears throat) Hey, who are these kids?" Great Lighting grumbled, his voice raspy with age.
Great Thunder blinked slowly, his eyes unfocused. "Are they here to fix the TV?"
The kids giggled, a nervous, excited sound.
"What do you want from us?" Great Lighting demanded, his gaze sharp despite his aged appearance.
Jian, fueled by years of admiration, stepped forward, his crutches clicking softly on the linoleum floor. "Are you two… Great Thunder and Great Lighting?" he squeaked, his voice trembling with fanboyish glee.
Great Lighting sighed, the sound heavy with resignation. "Well, we were. But now we're retired."
Jason's face fell. "But you can't retire! There's evil afoot!"
Great Thunder's eyes widened, a flicker of recognition sparking within them. "Evil? EVIL?!" He scrambled to his feet, his movements surprisingly agile for a man his age. He then clumsily clambered onto a nearby fridge, nearly knocking over a stack of juice boxes. "Great Lighting, don't forget that evil!"
Great Lighting glared at Jason, his expression a mixture of annoyance and weariness.
Jason, suddenly sheepish, mumbled, "All I said was there's evil afoot."
Great Thunder, heedless of the chaos he was causing, jumped down from the fridge and began pacing frantically. "EVIL! EVIL!" He then ran to the water fountain and began spraying himself in the face with water, muttering incoherently. Another resident watched with a weary shake of his head. "Death ray!" and "Evil!evil! Evil!"
A stern-faced caretaker appeared, her arms crossed. "That's enough, Mr. O'Malley! And you three," she said, pointing a finger at Jian, Jason, and Alexis, "out! Visiting hours are over."
She herded them towards the door, her grip surprisingly strong.
"But-" Jian started, protesting.
"No buts! Come on, now."
Outside, standing in the drizzling rain, Jason sighed. "Wow. Great Thunder and Great Lighting."
Jian’s shoulders slumped. "It's too bad they're old."
Alexis fixed Jian with a piercing stare, signing rapidly as she spoke. 'What does that mean, Jian? Old people are the greatest! Always cookies and stories!'
Jason snapped his fingers. "Alexis is right! They're so full of wisdom and experience! We need them!"
He threw his arms wide, a dramatic flourish against the grey Dublin sky. "The world needs Great Thunder and Great Lighting! Someone, somewhere is in trouble! And I will not rest until Great Thunder and Great Lighting are out of retirement!"
As if on cue, a shower of fireworks erupted behind Jason, illuminating the gloomy sky with bursts of vibrant color.
Jian stared, bewildered. "What? How did you do that?"
Alexis clapped her hands, her face lit up with delight. "Pretty lights!"
The next day, Jian and Alexis decided to try a different approach. They returned to the retirement home during lunch.
The cafeteria was a cacophony of clattering trays and mumbled conversations. Great Thunder and Great Lighting sat at a small table, picking at their food.
"Great Thunder, to the meatloaf!" Great Thunder declared, pointing a shaky finger at his plate.
The cook, a burly man with a kind face, chuckled. "Alright, Mr. O'Malley, to the meatloaf it is."
"Great Thunder, to the broccoli!" Great Thunder continued, his eyes gleaming with mischief.
The cook piled extra broccoli onto Great Lighting's plate. "Here you go, son. Need your vitamins." He laughed, then quickly went to a job that was requested of him.
Great Lighting, his face a mask of barely suppressed irritation, glared at the cook.
"Great Thunder, to the table away!" Great Thunder announced.
"Careful," Great Lighting cautioned, his voice low. "Don't run."
Just then, Jian and Alexis entered the cafeteria.
"Hey, Great Thunder!" Jian called out.
Great Thunder squinted at them. "Here come the TV repair people."
Great Lighting shot Great Thunder a look of utter exasperation, annoyed that he could no longer distinguish between children and adults, or reality and… well, whatever was going on in his head.
"What do you want with us?" Great Lighting asked, his voice weary.
"Hold on, just let us look at you," Jian said, his eyes wide with admiration.
"Stay alert, Lighting," Great Thunder warned. "They're up to something."
Jian, with Alexis acting out the story as he spoke, began to recount one of Great Thunder and Great Lighting's legendary exploits.
"Do you remember the time the food supply in Belfast was running low? So you invented a ray gun that made things grow six times their size to shoot at the crop fields?"
Alexis mimed the invention of the ray gun, her hands dancing in the air.
Great Lighting shook his head, burying his face in his hands. Great Thunder, however, watched with a blank expression, seemingly unable to grasp what Jian was saying.
"But then," Jian continued, his voice rising with excitement, "the evil Mr. Plot comes in and steals the gun and shoots all the corn!"
Alexis acted out the theft of the gun and the corn being bombarded by the ray, her movements exaggerated and comical.
"And he turned the corn into an army of corn soldiers!" Jian exclaimed. Alexis, not missing a beat, transformed into a corn soldier, marching stiffly and robotically. "And they start sucking on the glass!" Jian jumped onto a nearby table and began sucking on the surface, much to the dismay of an elderly woman eating her lunch
"What are you supposed to mean?" Great Lighting asked, his voice tight with barely controlled frustration.
Jian hopped off the table, his face flushed with enthusiasm. "You guys are some of the greatest heroes of all time, and we think you should come out of retirement!"
Alexis punctuated Jian's words with a grand, sweeping gesture.
Great Thunder blinked, his expression bewildered. "Listen up, you villains! I want to eat my meatloaf! And if you don't get out of here, then by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife!"
Great Lighting, Jian, and Alexis stared at Great Thunder with a mixture of concern and confusion.
"Eww!" Jian and Alexis exclaimed in unison.
"You may kiss the bride!" Great Thunder declared, pointing to Jian and Alexis, who were now looking increasingly distressed.
The stern-faced caretaker reappeared, her expression thunderous. "What on earth is happening in here?!"
"Three cheers for the happy couple!" Great Thunder shouted, oblivious to the chaos he was causing.
Back at Jian's house, Jason paced anxiously, waiting for Jian and Alexis to return. He was desperate to know if their plan had worked.
Finally, a van pulled up to the curb, and the caretaker practically shoved Jian and Alexis out onto the sidewalk.
"And stay away!" she barked, slamming the door and speeding away.
Jason rushed over, his face alight with anticipation. "Did you reunite our heroes?"
Alexis signed to him, her expression deadpan. 'No, but we're married.'
Later that evening, at the retirement home, Great Lighting and Great Thunder sat on their rocking chairs on porch. A light fog was rolling in as Jian came walking up to the porch wearing one of his sisters dresses.
“Oh my, this purse is so heavy and full.” He said
Just then Jason emerged from the fog and shouted, “Hold it right there, I’d be taking that.”
Jian shouted, “Ah help! Help!”
Great Lightning perked up and came to the groups aid.
Jason grinned. “It’s working!”
Jian said, “Why, are you here, to help little old me?”
“Pipe down!” Great lighting shouted “you could wake great thunder and he’s cranky when his nap is disturbed.” He said, pointing to Great Thunder, who was slumped over his chair drooling with his eyes open.
“Ever alert, great thunder has trained himself to sleep with his eyes open.” Jian said to Lightning.
Lighting looked at him odd, then said, “This is why I never had kids.”
Great Thunder woke up and shouted, “Stop shouting at napping!”
Lighting responded, “It’s. Not. Me you old coot.”
Great Thunder and Great Lighting continued to argue back and forth while Alexis and Jian looked on in amazement.
“Excuse me, great thunder, might I have a word?” Jian shouted to over the old heroes arguing.
“What do you want?” Great Thunder said.
“This better be good.” Great Lighting said
“This will cheer you two up, we’re almost done painting your invisible van.” Jian said. He then signaled to Alexis and Jason, who were standing next to the van working hard with paint brushes.
Great Lighting sputtered.
“It’s supposed to be invisible.” He said.
“Ohh, that’s it! We’re gonna end our life of leisure, there’s evil afoot.” Said Great Lighting
“Evil! Where, where is it?” responded great thunder.
“There it is!” Great Lighting responded, pointing to Jian, Jason, and Alexis.
“You know what this means?!” Great Lighting shouted as he opened a box that contained 2 rings. The rings where their old power rings.
“Something to do with marriage?” Great Thunder said while smiling at the kids.
The Dublin sky was a bruised purple as Jian Choi, his crutches clicking a rhythmic beat against the pavement, led the charge. Jason, bursting with energy, practically bounced beside him, while Alexis Hayes, her hands a flurry of silent conversation, brought up the rear. Tonight, their mission was clear: infiltrate Maplewood Retirement Home and convince their heroes to come out of retirement.
Jian, still bearing the faintest tremor in his left leg from the accident, clutched a crumpled comic book featuring Great Thunder and Great Lighting. He had been six when the drunk driver almost stole his life, when Akari, his big sister, had somehow… fixed him. He didn’t understand how, but he knew it involved a surge of energy and a silent prayer. Now, four years later, he idolized heroes, especially these two, who defended Dublin from rogue leprechauns and mischievous sprites.
They slipped through the wrought iron gates, the air thick with the smell of disinfectant and stewed cabbage. Jason, ever the optimist, grinned. "They're in here! Great Thunder and Great Lighting are in here!"
Alexis, whose hearing was stolen by silence long before she even reached school age, signed, “Quiet! We don’t want to get caught.” Her fingers danced in the dim light: Grandma says old folks need quiet time.
Finding them wasn’t difficult. A cacophony of static and a high-pitched argument led them to a small common room. There, amidst a sea of doilies and floral wallpaper, sat two elderly men. One, with a shock of white hair that stood straight up like a lightning bolt, was fiddling with a remote control. The other, a large man with a rumbling voice, was meticulously polishing a tarnished belt buckle.
"Great Lighting, which channel is the wrestling on?" the large man boomed.
"How should I know, Thunder? You're the one who always breaks the remote!" Lighting snapped, barely glancing up. "Hey, who are these kids?"
Thunder peered at them, his brow furrowed. "Are they here to fix the TV?"
The kids exchanged nervous giggles. Jian, emboldened by his hero-worship, stepped forward, his crutches thumping. “Are you two… Great Thunder and Great Lighting?” His voice, usually shy, was filled with fanboyish glee.
Lighting sighed, resignation etched on his face. "Well, we were, but now we're retired."
Jason threw his hands up in exasperation. "But you can't retire! There's evil afoot!"
Thunder's eyes widened. "Evil? EVIL?!" He suddenly clambered onto a nearby refrigerator, his large frame surprisingly agile. "Great Lighting, don't forget the Evil Repellant! Where's the Evil Repellant?!"
Lighting glared at Jason, his eyes sharp despite the wrinkles around them.
Jason, suddenly feeling quite small, mumbled, "All I said was there’s evil afoot."
Thunder, still perched precariously on the fridge, roared, "EVIL! EVIL!" He then jumped down and ran off, bellowing.
Lighting turned back to Jason, his voice surprisingly firm. "Would you please stop saying that?"
They found Thunder hanging onto a water fountain in the hallway, spraying himself with water and shouting, "Evil! Evil! Death ray!" An elderly woman in a floral dressing gown watched him with a mixture of amusement and pity, shaking her head slowly.
Before they could say another word, a stern-faced caretaker appeared, her arms crossed. "Right, that's enough. Visiting hours are over. Out you go!"
She herded them towards the exit, her grip surprisingly strong.
"Wow," Jason breathed as they stood outside the gates once more, the Dublin air now thick with the promise of rain. "Great Thunder and Great Lighting…"
Jian sighed, his shoulders slumping. "It's too bad they're old."
Alexis, though, shook her head, her hands moving rapidly. What does that mean, Jian? Old people are the greatest! They always have cookies and stories to share.
Jason snapped his fingers. "Alexis is right! They're so full of wisdom and experience! The world needs Great Thunder and Great Lighting! Someone, somewhere is in trouble! And I will not rest until Great Thunder and Great Lighting are out of retirement!"
As if on cue, a series of dazzling fireworks exploded in the sky behind Jason, painting the night with vibrant colours.
Jian stared at him, his jaw hanging open. “What? How did you do that?”
Alexis clapped her hands, her eyes sparkling. Pretty lights!
Jason beamed, his chest puffed out. Maybe, just maybe, getting Great Thunder and Great Lighting back into action wouldn't be as impossible as it seemed. If they could harness that… something… perhaps they could help their heroes rediscover their spark. The fight had just begun.

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Pathetic life forms
Some things never changes.
(I know nothing of SW animals/plants, so sorry for making it up lol) (except for like, one or two species)
(If qui gon had lived)
Anakin: I’m a girl.
Qui gon: that’s great, I love girls!
(Everyone stares at qui gon weirdly as Qui gon slowly realizes that did not come out even close to how he meant it)
Qui gon: that didn’t come out right, did it?
Obi wan: no, not even close.