I have contamination and mutants in my brain

the "we need this version of [x]" memes always have me in hysterics for some reason

I also ☝️ think it's important to tell the difference between "the author's barely-disguised fetish" and "the audience member's unrealised kink that they're projecting onto the author because seeing a character tied up is making them feel funny in their Audience Member Parts"

Do everything in your power to make trans women feel beautiful

i met agent 47 in an elevator today and i asked him what mission he was on and he said he couldnt say its top secret and then winked at me covertly and said he will try to get a good ranking. and i think he will.

You deleted my caption :*(

i can't take it anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *turns into a cat* *crawls into your lap while youre sitting crosslegged* *falls into a deep sleep but i still look really upset even as i'm sleeping*

Need some fables AESOP

True cozy gaming has not yet been attempted

I keep my money in bofa

what’s bofa

bank of america