I have contamination and mutants in my brain

the walls in my house are really thick and the signal is really bad so the angel girls that visit always get a little fuzzy and groggy and sometimes even have trouble standing on their own. but. that's not a problem.

If I get started about nutrition and how Healthy Food:tm: is not universal and fully just depends on what Your specific body needs I will never stop. I'm gonna kill everyone profiting from the weightloss industry. They all need to die

Like people with certain health concerns (fatty liver, high cholesterol, whatever) Do benefit from limiting their fat intake but then people think it works like "oil has calories in it, which make you fat, and that's bad" "if you put butter on vegetables it cancels out the vitamins in them" & it's like. So I'm gonna kill you now, ok?

@a-square-6-28-496 here's a reblog with image IDs

i do appreciate that this pjackk (number four, i believe, and the third imposter) half assed the impression for a week and then stopped. but i feel like you could've gotten funnier with it. if i had gotten the url i would have explicitly made it about posting links to digital circus porn

i mean optimally they would have been less funny and less accurate and that would have been really good. someone barely even trying to be pjackk and totally failing at anything resembling humor. well actually optimally they would have been posting digital circus porn but i mean something that's not one of the bluesky ideas that i can come up with

you can tell the average user on this site is ok with racism as long as they think there's a group of people that's worse than them. like people act like they deserve a cookie because they don't publicly say the n word

me when I’m using the app that makes my girlfriend laugh

I wish humans had monkey tails (most likely tail we'd have ngl) because it would be so cute. There's an alternate world out there where people are dying their tails and buzzing patterns into them and getting tail accessories and tail piercings. God could you imagine

me and my friends at the thingamabob and doohickey convention