I do literary analysis for fun

bro thay put transgender in me

STOP SCATTERING MY ASHES IM STILL ALIVE

Sketchin my peenids for this transmasc zine I’m submitting to, do you think tumblr will let me post it?

7 thousand people have seen an artistic rendering of my benis

its really funny because if you ask an artist who doesn't know anything about specevo to draw alien that lives in the ocean they'll give you a fantastical creature with eyes and tentacles and claws and if you ask one who does know about specevo she'll draw you a Weird Fish

hi

hi miss monika im really enjoying your Weird Fish

i was trying to decide whether to be kind or not when a little angel girl suddenly appeared on my shoulder but my reflexes are great so of course i immediately crushed her slapping down my hand onto the spot before she could even say anything but im not sure that was the best decision because it got iridescent angel viscera and smeared halo the color of a radioactive blindspot pretty much everywhere and i think it might have permanently stained the etheric projection of my hand and collarbone because now it's dripping with metaconceptual taint even more than it used to be.

So many "I was born too late" takes are actually "I was born poor" like I'm sure you WOULD have loved whatever historical quirk you're talking about, but sadly you would not have been allowed to do that. You would have died in a coal mine aged 13.

Linux is a very good and powerful alternative.

reminder: you cannot Personal Choises your way out of an Intentional Structural Problem

I work with kids, and it's interesting to note how for many every laptop is called a chromebook, and every tablet is called an ipad

Accidentally used the handler voice™ when talking to some friends, and the one i think is an egg later said "you should do that again"

my roman empire is that that are an innumerable amount of people, both right now and throughout time, that all see the world in their own unique ways and all have their own unique stories and experiences and lives and i will only ever experience life through my own mind, that no matter what i do and how many stories i see and hear and feel and imagine i will only ever live this one story from start to finish, and that is the only thing that will ever be truly certain in this life and yet i still struggle to wrap my mind around it again and again and again and again

got told I didn't deserve to be gay because I thought lady gaga wrote money money money by abba. sorry men I am no longer attracted to you as of today. sorry abba sorry gaga sorry women sorry world

morning after a green day always feels like

u could resurface a hockey rink w that ass cause it's so zamn boney

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

my favorite part of nature is when birds take their egg and slam it into the ground repeatedly

this has nothing to do with nature