I do literary analysis for fun

bro thay put transgender in me

metamorphosis is an incredibly painful process, but you will get through it. i promise you will get through it.

When the riff comes back with a cruel smell

Pretty much

Well there’s the frozen hellscape and vacation: the island but sure, plus, that’s dlc anyways

i was talking with this girl i'm seeing about how we should get rid of men and she said "yeah, you're the only one who's allowed to be a boy" and it made me lowkey horny. so hot when beautiful women are turned on by your embrace of the masculine social role

Whatever else one can say about Tolkien, deciding to resolve accidentally using the same elf name twice by going "actually, it's the same guy; yeah, he just walked back to Middle-Earth from the afterlife – in fact, all elves can technically do that, but he's the only one who did" was kind of a move.

I think tumblr is giving me a very skewed idea of what a princess does

I also think tumblr is giving me a very skewed view of what a maid's duties are too

the thing about media literacy is that understanding why the author chose to specify that the curtains are blue is the same skill set as understanding that the way the author characterizes all black characters as angry or all chinese characters as meek and silent is racist. it is the same skill set as being able to identify when a news source is biased or when someone is feeding you propaganda. the ability to ask "why did this person choose to present this premise in this specific way?" is a critical skill in a world full of misinformation. why are the curtains blue? maybe it's a characterization detail. maybe it's extraneous worldbuilding. why is this character written as being right all the time? maybe you're intended to disagree with them. maybe it doesn't matter. maybe you should still ask why.

babe last night was a monkeys spinning monkeys

sex tip: put Kevin Macleod on your love making playlist

sex tip: make her giggle with your intricate mastery of penis puppetry

cis people are always so convinced you're transitioning to try to trick them and it's like. it really cannot be overstated just how much you are not a part of the equation whatsoever

(white person voice) guess how many slurs i can reclaim. i can say slurs, did you know that? i was so excited when i realized i was gay because i could say faggot. guess how many slurs i can reclaim. it’s literally my dream to be able to say as many slurs as possible. this is a normal thing. guess how many slurs i can reclaim. i can call you a faggot btw. because of Reclamation. what slurs am i able to say when im [xyz marginalized group]? wait wait let me show off my slur collection. faggot dyke and [slur that they definitely cannot reclaim]. how cool is that, eh? guess how many slurs i can reclaim. guess how m

i have come to the conclusion that white queer people are obsessed with reclaiming slurs to fill the hole of not being able to say the n-slur