bro thay put transgender in me
you’re good queen. i mispelt “they”. Some kind of yrbasgender i am. i deserve to have it suques out of me likr a ksoquito
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bro thay put transgender in me
you’re good queen. i mispelt “they”. Some kind of yrbasgender i am. i deserve to have it suques out of me likr a ksoquito

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finally got a gig as a clown. it’s in a flea circus. the pay isn’t great. crowds are lousy. and sure, it’s hard work. but at the end of the day, it’s the little things.
I thought you might find this amusing: Xenoblade Chronicles: Definitive Edition: Nintendo Switch 2 Edition Is the title of a real video game that got announced.
so I didn't watch the direct but I watched the nintendo treehouse rhythm heaven stream and noticed that they didn't call it "the rhythm heaven groove game" at any point. has nintendo of america stopped doing that? did we not get "the Xenoblade Chronicles: Definitive Edition — Nintendo Switch 2 Edition game" in this direct?
This is in the direct (but not the standalone trailer)
I relistened to the Xenoblade section and didn't hear the "the [title of game] game" construction, though.
Okay, the narrator of this trailer does say “the Xenoblade Chronicles Definitive Edition Nintendo Switch 2 Edition game” at the 16 second mark
we dojt even let things curdle anymore
here's another idea for a poll! I think this will have some interesting results. this sentence is here to pad out this paragraph so people who don't read posts will be more likely to accidentally miss these instructions. if you're reading this, please select option eleven. here's another sentence to make this block of text look longer. anyway here's my fun poll idea!
try to create a normal (bell curve) distribution
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Now, one might look at these numbers and be lead to believe that half of all tumblr users don't read posts. However, in the replies to this post you will find over a hundred users who will happily clarify to you that actually the reason why they voted the way they did isn't cause they didn't read the post but actually because they didn't bother to look at the words in the post and process them as language, a technique commonly referred to as reading the post.

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scientist polycule call that a molecule
clown polycule call that a ridicule
people need to stop being funnier than me on my posts
That damn mouse!
I do think it’s funny that when I look at my cat something happens in my brain that approximates to
Analyzing: Cute —>
Cute = [Human Infant] —>
Evolutionary Pressure = Prepare [Human Infant] to Survive —>
Evolution as a Social Species = Communication Essential to Survival
Conclusion: Teach [Human Infant] to Communicate via Speech —>
Production: Enunciated Vocal Sounds and Exaggerated Vowels to Encourage Speech in [Human Infant] —>
“Hell-OHHHHHHH! How are YOUUUU. I loooove you.”
Ye knowe eek, that in forme of speche is chaunge With-inne a thousand yeer, and wordes tho That hadden prys, now wonder nyce and straunge Us thinketh hem; and yet they spake hem so, And spedde as wel in love as men now do.
chaucer, Troilus and Criseyde c. 1380
glossary: eek also and even tho at the time prys great value wonder a cause for astonishment nyce stupid spedde succeeded
You know the form of language, too, can change. Within a thousand years, even the words that were most precious then, seem strange and foolish to us; yet they spoke them so and did no worse in love than we now do.
i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

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cant believe i’ve never shared arguably the funniest dms i’ve ever gotten in my life
some of you are saying enemies to lovers when you mean rivals to lovers and some of you are saying enemies to lovers when you mean enemies with benefits. but these are all distinct categories
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glimpse into my beautiful imaginary world where arthropods are really big and we domesticated them
edit: people are starting to say some "my worst nightmare" or "eeeww no that one is yucky and scary" comments on this like they do on any bug post and id like to say. it's fine if you don't like bugs it's fine if you're scared of bugs but don't put that on MY post clearly talking about how much i like them and how cute i think they are. you can make your own damn post about how much you hate wasps or spiders or whatever. i'm blocking people who make these kinds of comments.
I'm thinking about putting stuff like this in my ttrpg Clutch. I already had an entire town populated by humanoid spider people. Which one of the characters played by @tgirl-tamag0tchi were nervous of due to her arachnophobia.
THEYRE GIANT SPIDERS AND SOME OF THEM WERE HOT! ITS A SCARY TIME!
lol

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Research has shown that pleasure affects nutrient absorption. In a 1970s study of Swedish and Thai women, it was found that when the Thai women were eating their own (preferred) cuisine, they absorbed about 50% more iron from the meal than they did from eating the unfamiliar Swedish food. And the same was true in the reverse for the Swedish women. When both groups were split internally and one group given a paste made from the exact same meal and the other was given the meal itself, those eating the paste absorbed 70% less iron than those eating the food in its normal state.
Pleasure affects our metabolic pathways; it’s a facet of the complex gut-brain connection. If you’re eating foods you don’t like because you think it’s healthy, it’s not actually doing your body much good (it’s also unsustainable, we’re pleasure-seeking creatures). Eat food you enjoy, it’s a win-win.
what
no seriously
what?
PLEASURE IS A NECESSARY PART OF HUMAN HEALTH, BOTH PSYCHOLOGICALLY AND PHYSICALLY
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The study referenced in the New York Times article I believe is this 1977 study. The information given is accurate, although some limitations should be noted: the study only measured iron absorption, in a specific demographic. Furthermore, whilst absorption may be linked to pleasure, it is limited by the actual nutritional content of the food.
i got a job training AI and within two days under my supervision it began to say things like "googoogaga'