I do literary analysis for fun

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Oh 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂! You didn’t tell me you had a beast in your home. You’ve got a little goggyee. Eh- BOGGY. A poopy dog. A buppy- a little 𝐹𝑈𝐶𝐾𝐼𝑁𝐺 ƊOƐGGУ. I’ve never seen a reell dog before! We only have Lego® Dogs on Lego® Island. 𝒪𝒽! Oh FUCK! Oh fuck nooo! This red bastard’s got teeth! Sharp teethh. He’s going to tear me into little Lego® pieces. I’ve never been so scared in my life! WHAT THE FUCK this is like a jumpscare from Five Fuckers at Uncle Festers. GET ME THE  𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂  OUT OF HERE!

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damn this is genuinely good advice huh

my upstairs neighbor: (stomps around like an asshole for 10 minutes) (yells over woman) (puts on the same siyotanka, dual chamber, relaxing wood flute music, that sounds like a carciature from a movie, for the 500th time)

directors using colorful or "impossible" lighting to convey mood and meaning and beauty my beloved. directors making night scenes impossible to see for the sake of realism my beloathed.

I think a dark scene could work if they fully commit to the bit and embrace that they're functionally doing a radio drama for the duration of the scene and play to the limitations of that medium.

I would love to see a fantasy novel where the lore that the reader / protagonist learns at first is not true

e.g. they're told that this kind of creature has some kind of psychic or pheromone-based "mate bond" that cannot be broken; but it turns out that's a popular myth that has never been scientifically substantiated, and is basically used to keep people in bad relationships (basically the equivalent of "human women are biologically submissive")

This is one of the things that Animorphs is very, very good at. In the early books in the series, you get all kinds of lore on the Andalite/Yeerk War from Andalites (Ax and Elfangor) which the Animorphs accept as true because they have no other sources of information. Over the course of the series, as they talk to Yeerks, Hork-Bajir, and Andalites who dissent from the party line, they learn that much if not most of what they absorbed from Elfangor and Ax early on isn't true, or makes glaringly huge omissions to the point of being lies.

Don't be afraid to use the same recipe to make a new cake

i can be trusted around the box of ice cream sandwiches in your freezer

I have the perverts mind and the perverts heart. My soul? that is also quite perverted.

I'm trying to sleep and the bugs outside are buzzing at a certain cluster of wavelengths that reads to my brain as a human voice and whenever I let my focus shift it jumps to trying to hear what the gnat king has to say

I closed my window