im the sun // im the sun in your eyes

rashmi isnt the normal roommate that's mona "rashmi is normal" that woman had like zero friends and was on track to kill herself...if she hadn't had her series of canon events (evil femboy discord server but the resident gender studies major affirms hijra as trans women, coming out as being attracted to twinks who are actually just white women, a girl who'd otherwise treated her like shit reaching out a hand to affirm her gender to her by giving her a dress to wear/helping her with makeup) that played out exactly the way they did, im not convinced she would still be alive by the end of the book or hypothetically after her wedding. mona is definitely wormed but she has like. friends. and is social. unfortunately if anyone is winning the "normal person" awards its her. and to clarify here i'm not ascribing any moral value to "normal person" here it's just that rashmi really isn't that "normal" compared to katherine or nichole. rashmi's hobbies were like. meal prep, homework, cleaning up after her roommates who treat her like the maid, and dissociation. maybe she wasn't throwing around the "bro dude my guy" in a very painfully obviously stilted way but i have to imagine that any shit talking/snark conversation she had with nichole back in the day pre-story was like, basically a very pared down version of "yeah bro, our other two roommates are dumbass fruits" and that's not the power of having social skills that's just the power of bitch eating crackers and casually attempting to affirm masculinity getting slipped into the crackers. like sure you can say rashmi has a more "normal" cadence in that she didn't learn how to narrative her internal dialogue from TV (no shade to kathy on this particular thing, like..........mood) but like that's not a high bar. she's not normal she's just suicidal and not chuuni.

Is willy wanka still alive IRL cuz if no that timothy shallemet shit is direspectful as fuck

do y’all remember before direct messages tumblr had a dumbass ask limit of 10 per hour and communication was impossible until they introduced dumbass fan mail and we were basically sending telegraphs back in forth trying to communicate those were…dark times

Do y'all remember when they finally gave us direct messages and instead of doing it normally, they gave it to a few people at a time and we had to infect each other with it like a virus

remember when any post with more than like 6 people talking was unreadably smushed except for the last few additions remember when any post of over 500 characters became a link back to op’s blog readmore style remember when video and audio posts had about a 10% chance of working when you click play

As a recent user I love finding out shit like this from older users. What the fuck guys???? Why were you USING IT AT ALL?!??

believe it or not, we liked that more

its worth noting that immediately after these updates that made everything better, we were all angry about it

Need some fables AESOP

It probably is kind of fun to be a parent bird and find big fat bugs to put in your child’s goalpost mouth. And the more you do it the larger your baby gets, which shows your progress. Mine is reaally big, think I’m going to get a high score this time. It has a unique skin too, I’ve never even seen this one before. Has anyone gotten that one, dark brown and white belly with stripes? It’s not even in my Wrenpedia, it has to be a really special unlock

I’d appreciate if you didn’t call my child a “parasite”, thank you very much! Typical r/childfree

oh thats why my hadns have started to always be in pain ok

hate it when you see something in media that has great kink potential so you skedoodle post-haste to ao3 only to discover there's none fic left beef and then you have to sit there going oh I see I'M the pervert weirdo I'M the problem with society and everyone else in the world is going to heaven with a hundred innocence dollars preloaded onto their ole fashioned wholesome funtimes themepark fast pass card like fuckin oath man

interview with the masquerade

vampire: the vampire

we bought a shirt at a thrift store that says "best mom in louisiana" for some reason (as a reminder we are in midwest germany) and now my spouse keeps walking around the house wearing it and saying shit like "WHO STANDS BEFORE THE GREATEST MOM OF LOUISIANA?"