SPEAKING OF SKEPTIC APO AU FIC. IT'S DONE FINALLY. this took me like six months. christ.
Abolish invites himself to Apo and Pyro's apartment after a party. This does not go the way anyone at all was expecting.
studies in supernatural skepticism (with a minor in the occult)
“Scott’s only such a dick to you because you won’t come hang out with us!” Pyro defends his thoroughly evil vampire sire. “If you just gave him a chance, he’s really not so bad! He helps with my paranoia, you know the stalking delusion? It’s almost entirely gone now!” “That's because Scott stalks you when you’re not together,” Abolish mutters. Both of them ignore him, which is about as rude as they usually are. “Your delusions wouldn’t get so bad if he didn’t convince you not to take your meds,” Apo counters. “I’m not arguing with you about him sober. Gimmie.” “Wait, no, you’re my ride, don’t—” She yanks the adulterated bong out of Pyro’s hands and takes a hit. It’s not cute. She’s an unspecified creature on par with an elder vampire at minimum that won’t let him know what she is and therefore how to appease her. It is not cute that she can’t toke without coughing.

















