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These Fresno Nightcrawler legs were made for walkin', and that's just what they'll do, one of these days these Fresno Nightcrawler legs are gonna walk all over YOU 🫵
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Boy, they took to that like …
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Years ago back when I worked in cubicle land, we were hiring junior software developers. They didn’t have to have a ton of experience, just a willingness to learn, and some demonstration of their software skills. Like: show me a program you wrote (any language) or a web site you designed. Anything.
And there was this one guy I talked with who seemed super sharp, but had virtually zero experience writing software. When it came time to do the show-n-tell part of the interview he whips out his laptop, brings up a website, and spins it around to show me what he made.
A website of tiny ceramic frogs.
Not for sale. Just… all these ceramic frogs, organized into categories. Frogs on bicycles, frogs with hats, frogs sitting on lily pads. It was a virtual museum of ceramic frogs in web form.
I scrolled through his online collection of frogs, slightly baffled.
“This is your website?” I asked finally.
“Yep!”
“You coded this yourself?” I popped into view-source mode and poked around some incredibly well-formatted, well-commented html. I nodded slowly. This guy was meticulous.
“Yep!”
“So… where’d all the frogs come from?”
“I made those too,” he says, beaming.
And while I’m processing this he rummages in his bag and pulls out a little ceramic frog working at a computer terminal. He places it on the table before us, next to the laptop.
“And THIS one,” he says, “I made for you! As a thank you for the interview.”
It was adorable. I hired him on the spot. I mean, why not? Worst case he’d wash out in 90 days and we’d hire somebody else. He turned out to be one of the best developers on our team.
And yes, his cubicle was loaded with ceramic frogs.
"Claws like sharpened bananas shot toward me."
this sentence is
good
bad
ITS EVOCATIVE! LIKE GREAT BIG HUGE BANANAS EXCEPT SHARP!
YOU DO IT ON ONE OF THESE! OBVIOUSLY!!!
a lot of people are very angry with me over this, but I'd just like you to sit down and imagine a banana. maybe a green one so it's extra firm. if you need it to be harder, you can toss it in the freezer.
and that brown end? the hard bit? pencil sharpener. or sharpened with a blade. are you following me? now, attach six of those to a harpy.
yeah. I think you're seeing the vision. you can apologize to me any time you're ready
check in time:
I see the vision
it's still really bad
GOD DAMN IT!
hes super good at this now
grisp it
Feng Xin: You saved me! Why?
Mu Qing: Everyone would think I murdered you if I didn't
This little mantis didn't like me trying to take its picture XD
I did also get some good pictures as shown here, but I cracked up when I realized it had gotten cranky and I'd gotten photo evidence XD

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there is a print of this guy.. :>)
is this my most tigerously scary pose??!!! dont be afraid. it will be okay.
ID: Orange and white tabby laying on his back on a toy pink plush sofa, he is twisted around in what could be described as a silly way
SQQ: first, i did not look at her in a mean way i was just looking at her like this and-
LBH: *distressed dog sounds*
SQQ: .... girls why did i get married...
LBH: *distressed gremlin sounds increase*
SQQ: idk why i got married girls seriously i just...
Cicada (Tacua speciosa), family Cicadidae, Kundasang, Sabah, Malaysian Borneo
This cicada does not have a common name in English.
photograph by Kurt Orion G

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I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."
Yan Wushi and Shen Qiao! 🥰
I love this scene so much in the book and it's an amazing and very accurate art! 🥰❤🥰
Posted with permission, art by @_Konia_ on Twitter.