It's Shasta really, despite the potoo

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Thou wouldst not downloadeth a car

The fact of the matter is that I do not want to do it

"do what?" you might wonder. well. [gestures broadly]

it'd be real nice if other cis women could stand the fuck up about the bullshit harrassment that trans women are forced to deal with on this dogforsaken hellsite instead of turning your heads away when things get hard and uncomfortable and require you to consider systemic roles in society

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts

Hello Employment Jelly, I'm pretty sure you helped me out last year, but I need some gumption to get stuck into it now to make it into what it could be. Though honestly the face you're making is the face I'm making most of the time when I'm working already...

badminton is dont hit the fucking ground you stupid disgusting baby bird

Hockey is I’m gonna launch this peppermint patty at you and the only way to stop me is violence

curling is my two friends and i really want to put a watermelon in that exact spot, but the floor disagrees

relay racing is "here, you take this leek"

Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️

Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.

Love that this is well beyond 7000 people now and still going

@leavescrown Exactly! It’s a beautiful gift. Martin and Bosco out there travelling around the Tumblr community, continually making new friends.