Independent

it's crazy when couples & friends & whatnot refer to themselves as "a packaged eel". like wow you two are so close that you are fusing into a long slimy fuck... & theyre putting you in a box......

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

one of my creative writing professors once said that to evaluate a work as good or not, first you ask what the work is attempting to do, and then you evaluate how well it does it. and this is how to judge everything from critical essays to romance novels to snack packaging to theory tracts.

I love the 2010s color grading that’s just super overexposed and highly saturated/vibrant. we should bring that back

Babysitting a toddler is a lot like being the narration in a point-and-click adventure game. Watching him knock on the doors of empty rooms and saying "hmm. I don't think anyone's in there". Watching him attempt to use [spoon] on [cat] and saying "I don't think those things go together". Watching him throw a cup of water onto the floor and just commenting "the floor is wet now" when he looks up at me to see if I approve.

i really genuinely wish I could hit chatgpt with my bare fists and hear its pityful electronic voice fade into glitched robotic gibberish and choking beeps as I hit it before I smash it for good and it shuts the fuck up forever

why are so many people wondering if I'm horny for chatgpt. it's like the most unfuckable robot ever created heeell NO

Sorry i just imagined a world where female characters got to inhabit the same role archetype as stiles stilinski and got so hard i passed out. What were you saying?

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

it's been a month and this woman is still, shockingly, not dead. I'm starting to doubt the veracity of these claims!