Audrey with a d

you people will reblog anything

ambassador garak jaunts around paris with big ass sunglasses on 24/7 not for fashion or mystique reasons but because his eyes are constantly running in the sun and he can’t be seen like that. end log entry

re: garak the sports commentator who knows nothing about sports. let me know who would be the best commentator partner to have with him in the booth ⬇️

Rom. Rom is delightful and Garak is never horrible to Rom.

Jake 😂 He would know about sports, he would do a good job. The vibes would be Weird AF™ and Garak would mostly make comments about the politics of what players were playing for what worlds

As each player comes up they could bicker amiably about the best individual piece of literature from: Ferenginar, Trill, Bajor, Vulcan, Qo’noS, etc. Garak only argues in bad faith half the time. Jake’s up for it and pretty entertained.

today i learned that the finnish word for ‘hazardous waste’ is ongelmajäte, which can also translate as ‘problematic garbage’ and my roommate and i immediately agreed this is a word that belongs on tumblr.

Your fave is ongelmajäte

in german it’s Sondermüll which means special trash and that too belongs on tumblr

One man’s ongelmajäte is another man’s sondermüll.

“I asked chatGPT” well I asked Garak and he lied but it was fun

psychopomp

I love how some fics are called shit like "They Only Shoot The Birds Who Cannot Sing" and it's like the most insane porn you're ever read and then some fics are called Spit On Me and it's 18,000 words of the most achingly id-scratching prose you've ever read and they're both. They're both so fucking good. thank God for fanfiction.

rip Gideon, you would've loved calling Harrow "my beautiful princess with a disorder"

my family has had some pretty interesting encounters with psychics/mediums that seem genuine in the past, but nothing will ever be funnier to me than the last guy my mom talked to who was so definitely bullshitting, because she said "I was hoping to hear from my husband" and the guy went "he said....it's okay to Move On" and like. every single person my mom has recounted this too has been like "He Would Not Fucking Say That". as if this was an ooc fanfic about my father. it's just so fucking funny. fake psychic dude take your shitty headcanons about my ghost dad and LEAVE!!!

like, my parents were legitimately insane about each other. I cannot stress how much he wouldn't say that. I have to assume his ghost was standing right next to this fake psychic yelling "WHAT THE FUCK!!!!" when he told my mom to move on lmfao

actually. funnier to imagine he was a Real Psychic who was just trying to put a move on my mom and didn't think the ghost would do anything about it and now is now dealing with a violently angry haunting for the rest of his days lmfao

Psychic: I also choose this guy’s still-alive wife.