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frottinq

you people will reblog anything

gauntletqueen

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voiced it <3

#i am not exaggerating i will listen to this five times in a row minimum

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exlibra

what happened to tain’s fortune after he died? i imagine garak was not in the will, but did mila inherit? i assume garak would be her heir after her death. is garak actually (jean ralphio voice) fluuuush with caaaash or did it go to some other unnamed relative? are there half siblings running around?

unamccormack

FWIW, I think the money was all his never-seen-on-screen posh society wife, but the house was Tain’s, and it’s in his will that Mila gets to live there for as long as she needs, then it reverts to the wife. There is absolutely categorically nothing for Garak, not even a mention: come on, Tain’s made that watertight. But Garak outlives the lot of them (including any putative and imho entirely possible half-siblings) and nobody else wants this heap of rubble piled up over his dead mother. Well that’s cheered me right up!

knivesandteeth

Do you think Tain's estranged wife and Dukat's ex-wife hang out?

unamccormack

Absolutely not, they hate each other's guts. Madame Dukat (conservative, dutiful, twinset and pearls, played by Anna Massey) thinks that Madame Tain is tacky, and Madame Tain (glamorous, dripping in jewellery, never seen without a cocktail, played by Joan Collins) thinks Madame Dukat is tedious. It's like the rivalry between the military and the Order only far, far more vicious and terrifying.

katbelleinthedark

Madame Dukat brings Mrs. Damar (not yet worthy of "Madame" title) to some meetings as her emotional support junior officer's wife. Madame Tain keeps very loudly bringing up Dukat's Bajoran mistresses and that half-Bajoran daughter (while strongly implying that she's still more beautiful than Madame Dukat's daughters despite being a halfbreed).

Madame Madred plays both sides and secretly thrashes both Madame Dukat and Madame Tain behind their backs to the other.

unamccormack

Chef's kiss, perfect. Madame Madred is saying all this to Mrs Damar who is sitting there with glazed eyes in her off-the-rack John Lewis dress, drinking steadily.

#real housewives of lakarian city #ds9 #prev tag hdhsjjsjdjsjjd #i want this sooo bad

babushkaat

looking. at you

fixed it

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drayue42

I love it when Garak is being difficult, everyone's go-to line is "I'm not Doctor Bashir" that's so funny.

#garashir #ds9 #ddgfjjdbd

melorasalive

#ds9 #gggshhdhwjxjsjdbd STOP

cookiegamer

Take a collection of garashir memes I've been making over my watch through of the show.

#garashir #ds9 #the stick the landing one got me fjdjjdjf

reddpropaganda

My favorite thing is seeing how different translations convey eccentric phrases and figures of speech.

owny-chan

au where hes saying all of this at once

vampire-crimson

the best part about this image set is that it’s all different frames of the same scene so i like to imagine that he’s running away, saying all of it just for emphasis

#i really did assume he was saying all of these one after the other i didn't even question it

escuerzoresucitado

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makingtrouble

It's my cat's birthday (anniversary of me getting him) so I told him the story of his life while petting him real good

Highlights include:

For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.

Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.

Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.

I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.

I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.

Now you've lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we're halfway done. But we're hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I'm gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.

makingtrouble

Actually I've decided this is a poem

#it's a beautiful poem

tiktoksthataregood-ish

#hi bug i'd kill for you #'thhey call me dr bug. im not a real doctor but i am a real bug'

strike-another-match

heartbreaking: well intentioned person who needs detailed instructions to function is giving extremely detailed instructions to person who gets overwhelmed with large volumes of information

strike-another-match

heartbreaking: well intentioned person who gets overwhelmed with large volumes of information is telling person who needs detailed instructions to function to just wing it

unofficial-autism-post

Unofficial Autism Post

#me having to ask my friend to stop explaining helldivers 2 to me #especially because he kept explaining things i just learned in the tutorial #like dude i cannot keep up with this much information AND shoot bugs at the same time

spin-the-wheel-polls

You are an adventurer in a generic fantasy world and you use this weapon!

Do you like it?

YES!!!!!

yes

Eh it's okay

No

NO!!!!!!!

Remaining time: 4 days 12 hours

#a whip??? I am going to indiana jones myself in the face IMMEDIATELY

notedchampagne

we ran out of devotion that corrupts. would you guys be cool with devotion thats a little annoying to everyone

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