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frottinq

you people will reblog anything

gauntletqueen

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voiced it <3

#i am not exaggerating i will listen to this five times in a row minimum

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ajcrowlor

big tshirt that says MY INTERPRETATIONS MUST HAVE A STRONG BASIS IN THE SOURCE MATERIAL on the front and THIS IS FUN TO ME on the back

spiritbladed

something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.

thesevenumbrellas

Not all venom fans are monster fuckers 😞 some of us are just aroace disasters who like the idea of a platonic soulmate who likes to murder annoying people for you, is that so bad?

thesevenumbrellas

Guys I’m part of the club 🥺

ursavorpalis

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thesevenumbrellas

extreme-ultimate-hornknee

Aces are welcomed and are valued members in the monsterfucker community.

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This is asexual joy!

hotvampireadjacent

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maroonedtoon

if you’ve ever wondered why Bajoran men seem prone to balding, in the 2340s the Obsidian Order launched a covert operation called Operation Hair Loss where they gave Bajoran miners groatcakes containing high levels of DHT. also the starvation and stress and lack of sleep and everything else but you know

#ds9 #dhbdhifdhb

flamgoscrashpad

ive done it... its finally done...

(completed scene for SQUISHY: HUGGER OF WORLDS by Invader ZIM Lost and Found, boarded, animated, and voiced by yours truly)

#i missed that op had voiced it #so i was like wow it's funny how voices change in your memory #because the patter is so perfect i didnt even consider it was a different vo

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new top contender

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elvish-root

I love DA2. The shitty graphics. The horrible gameplay. The story so unavoidably devastating and beautiful and horrible. Everyone hates each other. Everyone loves each other. You’re constantly filling the streets with bodies and there are no ramifications for this. There are ramifications for everything you say and do. Everyone’s bisexual. There’s a dragon in the mine. You lose everyone and everything you love and care about and it’s inevitable. Isabela gets an STI at one point. Merrill is a blood mage. You go from rags to riches to going on the run. You have a dog. You set your friend up on a date with the guy she likes. You hunt down a serial killer who takes the last member of your family away. Your doctor friend is possessed and loves cats and commits domestic terrorism. You have no control. You control everything.

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me: isn’t it funny how captain kirk was supposed to be the sex appeal of star trek but it ended up being spock

my dad: i thought it was bones

me:

my dad: i thought bones was supposed to be the sex appeal

thefreakmeister

prev you’re the only person here that gets it

thefreakmeister

how the fuck did you figure him out this fast

#like when my dad said “im straight but nathan lane is cute” i was like?!??!?!#natha lane IS cute but thats not the kind of guy one would normally select #as Im Straight But

daggerdoggy

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

daggerdoggy

do not forget this

onetobeamupart

During the heavy coolness of the monsoon season, her father’s oldest friend is the only one to be trusted with his Shri-tal. His secrets and his history. He never tells her what was said, and she never asks. Men like him must keep their promises, especially to the dead.

Days later, he offers her a marriage of equals: his powerful name, his protection, his house, exchanged for her promise to give him an heir. It is a practical arrangement, honorable and cold on its surface, meant to secure her future and satisfy a duty neither of them dares explain.

But there is nothing cold in the way he watches her. Every shared glance lingers too long. Every accidental touch burns. And as the storm-soaked nights close in around them, the marriage bargain between them begins to feel less like duty and more like temptation.

onetobeamup

Fun fact! This male lead is so old fashioned he slaughtered all his illegitimate children before his wedding as demanded as a bride price! Thank u @unamccormack for that ICE COLD piece of worldbuilding in Never Ending Sacrifice

unamccormack

Oh god was that me? I was much colder in my thirties; complete softy now.

onetobeamup

Don’t worry she definitely thinks it’s breathlessly romantic

unamccormack

Yeah, Geleth would definitely understand and think it’s quite the right thing to do.

That gap between everyday behaviour and actual stuff going on is like watching our PM talk about what you should call a bread roll while houses in the Midlands are being hit by wildfires.

#ds9 #thanks i hate it!

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trippingontheescalator

I think if Garak and Julian did get together during the show they would be one of those annoying couples who are constantly breaking up and getting together and you just want to shake them and scream "Either shit or get off the toilet!"

Julian breaks up with Garak because Garak is 20 years older than him and Julian is going through a quarter-life crisis. He dates a 20-year-old doing a gap year for a few episodes.

Garak breaks up with Julian because Julian left wet towels on the floor and now his place smells like mildew. He did consider just assassinating Julian, but breaking up is the smarter if not the most satisfying path.

Julian breaks up with Garak because Garak doesn't like his friends (Miles)

Garak breaks up with Julian because Julian doesn't respect his culture (subjugating others for the good of the State)

Julian breaks up with Garak not because Garak has a secret file on him but because he thinks it's kind of hot that Garak has a secret file on him and he's supposed to be an enlightened Federation citizen with normal fetishes, like being into feet.

Garak doesn't actually break up with Julian, but does fake his death for like 3 days after Julian says "I love you" for the first time.

#ds9 #oh my god......the drama....