A day in the life of me...

staying up really late is comforting. the world stops expecting things from you. it’s just quiet for a while.

This is really funny on dark mode

On dark mode this is like a clown trying to hide behind a light pole.

i can be trusted around the box of ice cream sandwiches in your freezer

What a time to be alive.

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

Happy Ulf Hath Slain A Dragon With His Spear!

10 years!!

y'all ever have that ONE WORD you just consistently cannot spell without assistance? like no matter how old you are, no matter how many grade school vocab quizzes you got tucked under your belt, there's always that one word will haunt you until the day you die.

mine is beaurocracy and autocorrect had to swoop in like goddamn Spiderman to save me from it. reblog and put your Problem Word in the tags.

Wake up babe, new meta layer just dropped

maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?

So I know all you kids are joking around but no, you’re not allowed to make jokes about this. No.

surely we can do something about migraines. we have been to the moon

im not talking about meds none. of which are helping me at the moment or in the past i am talking a dr doofesque machine called the demigraineator that blasts a beam and eliminates migraines permanently for the population of earth.

Showrunners have GOT to start naming their shows again what the FUCK do you mean there's a show just called FROM??? FROM???? WE CAN'T EVEN GET NOUNS ANYMORE YOU HAD TO USE A PREPOSITION???

[ID: A chicken on a beach at sunrise/sunset. Black text around the chicken reads: if you are seeing this / the curse has been lifted / have a good day //End ID]

[ID: an image set of the interview scene from miss congeniality. cheryl fraiser (miss rhode island) is told, "describe your perfect date." she responds, "that's a tough one. i'd have to say april 25th. because it's not too hot and not too cold. all you need is a light jacket." /end ID.]