you drew the pineapple!

im not immune to the condition that makes you think "but what if the evil alien/robot/eldritch entity/whatever that kills everyone was nicies to me. because im literally chill and have good vibes."

The play I'm in right now is set 300 years in the future (in the eighties) on a spaceship and the director decided that gendered terms like "bro" and "dude" are obsolete, so we've replaced them all with "zorbo." Which is all well and good except that I've had a hard time scrubbing it from my vocabulary outside of rehearsals and I keep accidentally addressing people with "yo, zorbo" and now I feel like I should just lean into it and hope it catches on.

I’m sorry but “300 years in the future (in the eighties)” what the fuck does that sentence mean???

it’s the future but in a 1983 sort of way

I want this as a long ass show where every episode's this

It's out on home media TOMORROW (August 11, 2026). I hope there's lots of special features.

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

Being crazy about a piece of media for any amount of time will leave a weird mark on you forever because years later you’ll see someone posting something about it like “can we talk about this frame” and you’ll be like “ah that frame. i know all about that frame. I was once a scholar of that frame.”