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Gavin McKenna: “Wow Will and Mack are pretty close”

tumblr dot com is being taken over by OTHERbrini ships. Willmack is going extinct.

Me and my prudish monogamous vanilla tastes are apparently too down bad for Willmack to enjoy any of this other bullshit. Get your ass to Vancouver RIGHT MEOW and take back your rightful spot next to your generational talent who has men flocking to him from all over North America. We all saw you wandering the streets of Boston lost and alone, which means someone in the harem has been slacking on their duties. Open that Will Custody google doc, delete the Will Vote block from the rest of the month, and replace it with a big fat teal MC71. Pack your fucking bags and beg Grace for a ride to Logan pronto. The 6 hour plane ride should give just enough time to revitalize your spa music playlist.

MACKLIN.

Grind your grouse one more time with the boys, fluff Bedsy’s pillows and fill his weekly pill box for him, then shut down Camp Celebrini until further notice. Evict Samisa, they will not mind if it means they can be done hearing about how funny and amazing their missing blonde teammate is. Book an Airbnb on the lake, stock the single bedroom so well that you’ll never have to leave, and invite your man to the great white north for a super secret getaway. Please be courteous and make sure you are photographed together at a pretentious hipster bar in a nearby town so we all can sleep easy knowing the hearts in your eyes only appear when one man holds their attention. Get wasted on espresso martinis made by a man with a handle bar mustache, stumble home with your arms around each other and let your boybestfriend tenderly caress your face while he rails you into oblivion.

Signed,