P a n i c

for whom the cow tools

pjackk's corpse has washed up upon the shore rusted and covered in seaweed

they pushed his corpse back out to sea

You can lie when you name things

I can never seem to find her, but she always finds me

can you put that thing on a leash?

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

I was mugged by snow white and the seven dwarves the other day. six dwarves now, I suppose. kneed dipshit or dopey or whatever he was called in the eye socket so hard he died before his limp body hit the ground. they all scattered after that. I'll never forget how they wailed his name

shooting ropes. who here loves to shoot a rope. i know i do