My favorite thing about Sosmp!Dan (at least, the version of him in my art and fic) is that I fully believe ScamTDM would have bullied his old self. I'm serious if you took uncursed Dan and put him in a room with his future self, the post-kindness Dan be so, SO incredibly rude.
Scam Dan keeps complaining about Dan's outfit and calling him ugly and Dan's like "we're the same person" and gets "-and yet I'm STILL prettier than you! 😮🫢 It's almost impressive. 🙄" back. Like wow okay. and Dan's like "what the hell why are you so MEAN?" and ScamTDM is just like "why are you such a whiny little bitch 💅🏼✨? You're just mad I'm richer than you. 💸😈" Like WOW okay!!!
I just love the image of Dan successfully building a time machine and being so excited, and then he uses it and the version of him on the other side immediately starts shit-talking him to his face. Tfw your future self hates you so much for not being rich and fancy like he is.
He'd also probably tell himself to kill Squid. "What? Why-" "Do it while he's asleep he won't expect it." "I'M NOT DOING THAT!!" "He completely deserves it!! Get the first kill in!!"
