Everything is Happening All the Time

Everyone says that the eagles should have just carried the ring to Mordor but people who really know their lore know that they were actually stuck in some sort of hotel

In the wake of J.K. Rowling's *ahem* activities, a just society is one in which Discworld got even half the mainstream attention Harry Potter did in our world. There would be Ankh-Morpork and other Discworld-themed places at Universal, a multi-billion dollar movie franchise about Sam Vimes, several movies based on individual novels like Equal Rites, Soul Music, Small Gods or Going Postal, throngs of fans gathering for an annual Hogswatch celebration on New Year's or wearing lilacs and donating to charity on the Glorious 25th of May, and meanwhile people would only really talk about Harry Potter like it's a fun novelty they picked up, like "Oh yeah, that's a great series. Wait, who's J.K. Rowling?" It would definitely be way more inclusive to trans people, for sure (real ones know).

Evolution line

bro it sounds like maybe you need a reminder of the glorious interconnectedness of all things?

Any Rothko that is like a Bart? Would be nice

Just like Bart!

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

i talk about transitioning and all anyone ever says is "I hope you don't regret it" what if instead we said I hope you love it. I hope it's everything you ever wanted. I hope you live the rest of your life in utter bliss. etc etc.

I hope you transition and I hope it's the best thing you ever did and I hope you never look back and I hope you finally feel comfortable in your own skin

🥹🥹🥹 Terry is loved, and missed, and through his stories is still making the world a better place. Strong work, sir. ❤️

Sir Terry Pratchett understood the pen is a sword in its own right.

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