No Rhyme or Reason, aka the thirst-trap selfie!AU
Read Chapter 3 on ao3 here!
I also updated previous chapters with graphics if you're into that kinda thing (see below for some examples). So if you want, feel free to start from the beginning

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No Rhyme or Reason, aka the thirst-trap selfie!AU
Read Chapter 3 on ao3 here!
I also updated previous chapters with graphics if you're into that kinda thing (see below for some examples). So if you want, feel free to start from the beginning

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random PSA, I know a lot of people use duckduckgo as a Google alternative search engine, but it always kind of annoyed me when I was using it because it felt like No Name Brand Google
I have switched to using Startpage.com and vastly prefer it. for one thing, instead of displaying an "AI summary" at the top of the search results (unless you turn it off, yes I know), it displays the first paragraph of the Wikipedia article, with link, whenever it finds one that's relevant.
also a waaayyyyy better sense of design than duckduckgo
also private, European based, least annoying search I've used lately (RIP old "don't be evil" Google)
Keeping a list of Google alternatives just in caseβ¦
i have one of those, scraped from multiple different rec posts:
Search Engines
Infinity Search is an alternative search engine with a special focus on privacy
DuckDuckGo is a popular search engine for those who value their privacy and are put off by the thought of their every query being tracked and logged. Uses bangs, ![site] for in-page search (sells your data to microsoft and draws from fucking bing)
WolframAlpha is a privately owned search engine that allows you to βcompute expert-level answers using Wolframβs breakthrough algorithms, knowledgebase, and AI technology.β A data search engine.
Boardreader is a search engine for forums and message boards. It allows you to search forums and then filter down results by date and language.
Based in France, Qwant is a privacy-based search engine that wonβt record your searches or use your personal details for advertising. Uses β&β as a bang search.
Another privacy-based search engine is Search Encrypt, which uses local encryption to ensure that usersβ identifiable information cannot be tracked. Metasearch across multiple engines.Β
Offering unbiased results from several sources, SearX is a metasearch engine that aims to present a free, decentralized view of the internet. Can be self-hosted.Β
Gibiruβs tagline is βUnfiltered private searchβ and thatβs exactly what it offers. Requires AnonymoX Firefox add-on for privacy.Β
Disconnect allows you to conduct anonymous searches through a search engine of your choice.
Swisscows provides fully encrypted searches to protect your privacy and security. Built-in violence/porn filter cannot be overridden.Β
MetaGer offers βPrivacy Protected Search & Findβ through its anonymised search. A plugin will allow it to be made a default.
Gigablast is a private search engine that indexes millions of websites and servers real-time information without tracking your data, keeping you hidden from marketers and spammers. Variety of filtration and refinement options for searching.Β
Oscobo is a search engine that protects your privacy while you search the web. By not using any third-party tools or scripts, your data is protected from hacking and misuse. Has a Chrome extension to allow use in toolbar.Β
https://search.marginalia.nu/ an independent DIY search engine that focuses on non-commercial content, and attempts to show you sites you perhaps weren't aware of in favor of the sort of sites you probably already knew existed. Use old-school searching rather than query-based for the best results.Β
https://www.mojeek.com/Β
https://wiby.me/ - Itβs goal is to index as many personalized websites as possible, and NOT commercial sites.Β
https://4get.ca/ it works a lot like SearX, but honestly better. It doesnβt have its own index, but pulls from many others. I think itβs the best for research, since it allows you to search for answers from different indexes, is easy to configure, add free, and avoids censorship as much as it can.
https://www.searchenginemap.com/ for more on how search engines relate to each other.
https://yep.com/ is a crawler
https://www.etools.ch/ retrieves from Google, Mojeek, Bing, and Yandex, like Searx
https://www.dogpile.com/Β
https://searxng.org/ (next gen Searx)
https://luxxle.com/ - possibly conservative?
https://presearch.com/ - good for academic?
https://kagi.com/smallweb - free/randomised Kagi.
Other Searchers
www.refseek.com - Academic Resource Search. More than a billion sources: encyclopedia, monographies, magazines.
www.worldcat.org - a search for the contents of 20 thousand worldwide libraries. Find out where lies the nearest rare book you need.
https://link.springer.com - access to more than 10 million scientific documents: books, articles, research protocols.
www.bioline.org.br is a library of scientific bioscience journals published in developing countries.
http://repec.org - volunteers from 102 countries have collected almost 4 million publications on economics and related science.
www.science.gov is an American state search engine on 2200+ scientific sites. More than 200 million articles are indexed.
www.base-search.net is one of the most powerful researches on academic studies texts. More than 100 million scientific documents, 70% of them are free.https://cosine.club/ is an electronic music similarity search engine
Hey can you guys reblog Cheeseburger so he can take a sunbeam nap on lots of blogs. No other reason I just want you guys to see him.
So, Cheeseburger died on November 21st after an unfairly short battle with an unfairly rare cancer that is rarely seen in cats. I only got to spend a month with him after his diagnosis, and losing him has been the greatest heartbreak of my entire life so far. He was my best friend and my soul cat, and he was there for me when I was completely alone, for twelve long years.
I made this transparent PNG the night he died in preparation for one of the many ways I was going to memorialize him--a surface rug in his likeness that I planned on laying directly in the line of his favourite sunbeam. And I uploaded that PNG here, because this is the website where people post their cats.
I was not expecting the reception I got. Many people have pointed out that this post has more reblogs than likes, and how insane that is in 2025 when reblog culture is at an all time low. I didn't even talk about the fact that Burger passed away in the original post, it wasn't a tearjerker reblog bait or anything like that. People just loved Burger that much, in the same way I fell in love with him at first sight. He was such an ugly kitten.
Anyways, it's really special to me that so many people have reblogged my best friend. I made this PNG to memorialize him in a completely different way, and you all wound up doing just that in ways I never even imagined.
Thank you. Wherever he is, I know the sun is shining.
Someone linked me this beautiful poster, and I'm just really impressed.
My contribution:

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This sweet photo from 1963 has an unusual amount of writing on the back. βThatβs the cat Iβve had since last year and heβs big and beautiful now. And thatβs the dog we got from the ASPCA (American Society for the prevention of cruelty to animals). He was the ugliest and skinniest there and Jack didnβt like him, but he was affectionate. That was three weeks ago. Now heβs fat and still affectionate. Heβs seven months old. A mongrel (spaniel β beagle β terrier) dog but obedient and gets along well with the cat.β β€οΈ
Organised crime? Nah girl I'm into disorganised crime. If a goon doesn't have ADHD they aren't getting hired
Cops can't stop us if they don't know what we're doing, and they can't find out if we have no idea either
Nah I'm safe it wouldn't happen twice
Minions stop this post from reaching 1k
On it, boss! Gettin' this post to 10k, just like you said!
I just laughed for one year watching this. The casual walk-off is just deadly.
Gaming Dice.
I learned a lot about edges and light and color relationships here.
PAINTING!!! THIS IS A PAINTING
how do people manage to do such a photorealistic style that at first glance it looks like a photo
seriously, thats basically witchcraft at this point
A hitman who advertises his services the way a commission artist does
βUm hey guys. Iβve been hit pretty hard with financial difficulty lately. Iβd really appreciate it if youβd consider commissioning me.β
Stabbings: $45
Gunshots: $100
Poisonings: $200
Thanks you guys please share if you can!Β β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
Commissions I will NOT take:
π Kids (Teens are fine tho)
π Bystanders
π Other Hitmen
If you want to know why, message me, but otherwise no hate pls β¨
hey guys, normally i try to keep drama off of my blog but this is really important. I just wanted to let you know that someone named WetWorkKing05 has been taking credit for MY kills over on redbloodle.com and is making money off of my hard work. When I messaged him directly he blocked me and threatened to kill ME >_> Iβve tried talking with the mods about getting his account taken down, but redbloodle has NO policy for this and they are no help at all. i donβt know what to do??
PLS signal boost if you can! And in the meantime, if you need somebody killed, do NOT hire WetWorkKing05! he is a THIEF!
repeat after me:
MURDER π THEFT π IS π A π WORSE π CRIME π THAN π REGULARΒ π MURDERΒ π
Credits to the murderer
βWhy are your prices so high???? I could kill him myself for free! whatever, ur not even that good at murder anywayβ
Emergency Murder Slots available!
First Person - $450, additional bodies add $375 each
(Basically a steal still my normal rate is $650. Cmon guys itβs $200 off!)
Serious inquiries only. EXPOSURE IS NOT A CURRENCY!
Guys please support all these hardworking Individuals!
Good hitmen are hard to find so itβs up to us to raise awareness!!!!
Omg I love this guyβs work! Heβs new and not so well known in the hitman community, but heβs so amazing and is appreciate it if you guys have him some love β€οΈβ€οΈ
Support your local assassins
βum why would I pay a hitmen would I could just steal military ai and have it kill anyone I want for freeβ
Ai military robots can not murder like real hit men, theyβre messy and lack the spirit that involves murder
Iβm never leaving this fucking app.

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my wife tried to do the thing where you pull a tablecloth really fast and the dishes stay in place but instead of a tablecloth it was a towel and instead of dishes it was our poor long suffering cat that was just trying to sleep on said towel. poor baby got whipped across the room fast enough that its meow got dopplered into meeeeeeOOOWWwwwwww
Every night i scroll for hours, waiting for the post that sends me into hysterics so i may fall asleep. thank you, goodnight
Look if there is absolutely nothing else you take away from the nonsense I am posting, it's this: Make Art.
Make art, with whatever you have. Use scrap cardboard and tape and build something; doodle in your notebooks, make a beautiful dinner, grow a plant, write, paint your nails. Learn to whittle, to knit, to cut straight lines, to sew, to cook, to run at a problem and not solve it the first time. Learn to try again.
Make things the wrong way.
If it works, do it again, better. If it doesn't, do it again, different. Draw badly. Look at the way the light hits something and try to figure out the colors it makes. Watch the way strangers walk and how the weight of them shifts in motion.
Creating art--beautiful things, ugly things, silly things--is not something that you should be leaving to people who are better at it or can afford the expensive materials or have a deep message or whatever. Do it anyway. Do it worse, do it cheaply, do it just for the joy of doing it. The work itself has merit. The work itself is rewarding. Make art.
And pet your cat.
My new favorite genre of picture is a very special thing that most animals (and humans!) do: face nuzzling as an act of greeting/comfort/intimacy. thank God that this is happening all over the world right now
Isnβt it wonderful?!
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I don't have time for tumblr discourse they're calling the very hungry caterpillar degenerate art over on twitter
good art is when something looks like real life, the more real it looks the more better the art. abstracted figures give my trad children nightmares, one time they were exposed to cubism and couldn't go outside for a week
Huh fascinating, I wonder what the fash have against Eric Carle? I wonder what he might have said about his life, and influences, and early experiences that makes them say heβs part of an βinsalubrious cultureβ?
Franz Marc (1880-1916) was a German painter and printmaker, one of the key figures of the German Expressionist movement.
I can't stress enough how much I miss StumbleUpon
StumbleUpon once sent me to a supercut of Lion King, Lion King 1 1/2, and Lion King II, the main edit being that the scenes of Lion King and Lion King 1 1/2 were interspersed so that they happened in the order they actually happened.
stumbleupon not existing anymore can be directly traced to a dramatic decline in my mental health, I could do a thesis on it.
bestie stumbleupon very much still exists its just called cloudhiker now. i use it all the time.
mini compilation of suggestions from the replies:
The Bored Button - "Press the Bored Button and be bored no more."
The Useless Web
Cloudhiker - "Discover the most interesting, weird and awesome websites of the Internet" (not really a rebrand, it's a different person running it but they have the same intention in mind)
Astronaut.io - "These videos come from YouTube. They were uploaded in the last week and have titles like DSC 1234 and IMG 4321. They have almost zero previous views. They are unnamed, unedited, and unseen (by anyone but you)."
Marginalia - "This is an independent DIY search engine that focuses on non-commercial content, and attempts to show you sites you perhaps weren't aware of in favor of the sort of sites you probably already knew existed."
I used to love take me to a useless website