Very silly SVSSS AU/fic prompt just thought of, that if LBH was one to escorts SQQ to prison he takes one look at Shizun in immortal binding cables about to put in dark dank cell (when he's clearly not well, he's so thin) and also surrounded by acid when LBH knows SQQ gets into situations and could end up getting hurt in some way.
He wants Shziun somewhere he can't escape that he can talk to him..... but starts having second thoughts standing there with him, especially because of the disrespect and whispers of Huan Hua cultivators who will be guarding him.
Then realizing.... the noble cultivator thing isn't working, Shziun still ran from him... what good is Huan Hua/ or any of this charade?
He can clear SQQ name at trial but then SQQ may leave to Qing Jing peak.... maybe without him.
And he already has Shizun in immortal binding cables... unable to escape...and with charges unable to return to human sects...
The Huan Hua guards confused as LBH is just standing there before scooping SQQ in bridal carry demon mark revealing itself as he cuts a hole and reality and walks though.
LBH deicdiding the best rooms in the palace are a far better worthy prison for SQQ to stay in while they talk and with not having to play part of human cultivator LBH can focus on dotting on SQQ and getting him to talk to him. Making him food, getting him gifts and robes....maybe planning a wedding.
Bonus no annoying rivals or Huan hua disciples.
Just him and Shizun.
SQQ not sure what's happened to the plot, system seems oddly happy though so he's worried... at least Binghe is taking his time maybe the mushroom body will work and bonus he gets to eat Binghe's food again. Who cares if he's poisoned it he's going to die anyway and already has blood parasites.
While the weirdest courtship is happening human cultivation world in shambles as Cang Qiong is convinced Huan hua killed SQQ, no one believes magic portal sword.
All out chaos... while LBH is staring at SQQ with heart eyes while SQQ sits anxiously staring at pile of courting gifts doing mental gymnastics worthy of a gold medal
Bonus: LBH tells MBJ he's done with sects lets secure demon realm so no cultivators can stumble in and find Shizun.
MBJ:...so you don't need anything from sects.
LBH: Nope
MBJ:*Creating portal to pick up SQH and bring him to demon realm as spying no longer needed now Qinghua can spend all his time here*
