A bone coming out through the skin is very bad

having many trinkets and books is so cool and fun until you realize you have to dust them

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

hey bestie you forgot the poll

I was talking to prev, asshole. The fucking critter-creature-beast poll blog? That person? Don't be a fucking dickhead.

sorry for being silly on my post it wont happen again

I just made myself sick eating purple cookies

Neopets ass problem