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The very cis gender thing of hugging a plushie and thinking "girl time" and imaging yourself as a girl while doing it

Any/all now btw

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

theres too many pokemon games where you play as a kid whos full of life and full of potential. there needs to be a pokemon game where you play as a college dropout who lives in a shitty apartment

your starter pokemon are trubbish, rattata and glameow. which symbolise the trash you keep forgetting to take out, the rats living in your walls and the stray cat you keep trying to befriend but it keeps hissing at you.

you guys dont get it its not supposed to be dark and edgy its supposed to be living in a mundane setting and slowly rediscovering the wonder in the world by going on a journey with a magical trash bag that is your friend, its about love and recovery and coping with the stress of your adult life with your friend who is made of sentient garbage

Wow wtf HIV/AIDS was discovered by Flossie Wong-Staal, an Chinese-American woman, and she’s the reason the HIV test even exists. AND THEN she invented the molecular knife that lead to treatments for HIV/AIDS. And she’s STILL ALIVE. We don’t hear about the contributions of Women of Color enough, my word. Madness.

you can always tell a major breakthrough is made by a woman, a woc or any poc because it’s either completely ignored or never credited like it just happened by itself

we need to talk abt the power scaling problem in playing pretend :/

you cant just be invincible i GOT you i fucking got yoiu with my powers ok??????

not my fault that i have mmy invinciple secret sheild power and you don't

almost didn’t reblog this and then that last one made me start cackling like a madman

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Shoot I was out of touch and almost out of time for out of touch thursday!

A sick wizard castle with a nondescript van painted on the side. A gothy pin-up girl with the portrait of a random trucker tattooed on her thigh. A bathroom-themed beach vacation. A beautiful brightly coloured cupcake that tastes like soap.

Jesus with a portrait of my grandma on his wall. A scimitar-wielding fantasy protagonist reading about the adventures of sixth-grader Kelsey. A National Park with a framed print of somebody’s living room.

personally i believe horns should be used for nice things like nudging people or maybe doing horn sparring or like. i dont know. styling them cutely. i dont think you should gore people with horns

Well I respectfully disagree. I could never do that. I'm a kind and gentle soul

I think it's just that your horns are weak and blunt and probably floppy too.

my horns are famously very tall and stiff and powerful but i would never gore someone with them. i'm a kind person

I love saying "that's a metaphor for capitalism" about random shit

Ramen won't cook fast enough? Metaphor for capitalism. Cars are too loud outside? Means much more than you think. Too sleepy? The capitalism is strong in this one.