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The very cis gender thing of hugging a plushie and thinking "girl time" and imaging yourself as a girl while doing it

I'm a princess you dolt, of course I've learned the art of statecraft! I know all about how charismatic leaders plaster their faces everywhere to build loyalty and patriotism. And well, I do deserve a cult of personality~ It's just, this outfit you prepared for me isn't suited for a propaganda poster, it looks like something you'd see on a pin-up…

Yes yes I know pretty girls are also good for propaganda! I'm, um, familiar with that sort of art. Ahem! I'll admit it's clever to combine that with the leader's image, and I might just be the only person who could pull off both roles at once, so it would be a waste to pass up… Fine, I'll do it, but keep it dignified.

What, we're done already? Oh… uh I mean, good! Glad it's over! I wasn't enjoying feeling pretty at all! What's next on my schedule anyway? A magazine interview, sounds interest- what do you mean "not just an interview"? Hey, don't avoid the question! And what kind of magazine is this for, anyway?

Look, I'll make you a deal. Since everyone will celebrate my birthday anyway, you may have one, ONE swimsuit picture, for that month. Final offer. As for keeping morale up through the rest of the year, I'll personally select the eleven most beautiful women from my royal guard. I'm sure they'll fill out the rest of the calendar quite nicely~

Oh just grand, now you've got me posing for products I don't even know! Yes I gathered it was from another country, but with all this modeling I haven't exactly had time to keep up with foreign trends. We're six minutes from the studio, so explain quickly: What exactly is this… ducky… er, no… "dakimakura" thing?

But like, what films is she talking about

Psycho (1960) & The Silence of the Lambs (1991)

Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Dressed to Kill, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, this list is so much longer than you think it is no matter how long you think it is.

if you want to piss off a man just call him an "average he/him user" it's got a 3/3 success rate for me

so many people have been tricked into thinking that keeping shencomix in the egg is Super Hecking Progressive and that we must "protect his current identity" or whatever the fuck stupid bullshit. i kind of hate it here i hate you all

And the fact that this post immediately attracted the exact kind of person its about. i laugh to keep from crying Miku

Also Shen very much encourages and plays into the egg jokes and even had to tell his (her) own followers to stop complaining on his (her) behalf over them.

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

If youre a closeted person somewhere out there thinking "I want to transition but it would be less progressive/unique/countercultural for me to be that gender instead of this one" please know that you are a real person not a character in a narrative and cant live your life based on what is good media representation. You are real you can only be yourself and theres no moral weight to any identity over another

Liberal transphobes enjoy positioning trans identities as regressive compared to cis queerness or like non-transitioning transness or anything else they can leverage to make transphobia look progressive and I think its easy to absorb that message subconciously. But in real life we just are what we are and no ranking of validity can change the fact that you have an identity that is NOT chosen and is just your unchangeable truth. Not only should you not have to live a life dictated by what is most countercultural to identify as or whatever but also: being trans is extremely countercultural and feminist and leftist to begin with and theyre only trying to convince you otherwise bc theyre bigots

"Why cant you be a feminine man society hates feminine men 🥺" and "all the butch lesbians are becoming men we need u 🥺" = stay in the closet for the noble purpose of being an abstract representation point in my new york times opinion column. You wont actually be a gnc cis person youll be a closeted trans person who uses the wrong words but I need you to do that because i hate you

4) black Americans invented rock and roll.

5) Black AND Jewish Americans created musical theatre. 

Source of excerpted text: Robert J. Barsocchini, "American Rape of Vietnamese Women was Considered 'Standard Operating Procedure'" (Link)