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The very cis gender thing of hugging a plushie and thinking "girl time" and imaging yourself as a girl while doing it

i think i'll watch gay porn tonight and touch my personal penis. every day is a gift you can give to youreself....

the whole "they were both bottoms 😳" joke only works if you assume that receiving penetration = doesn't reciprocate pleasure, doesn't give head, doesn't enjoy grinding, etc. aka it only works if you conflate "bottom" with "haha useless pillow princess that can't do anything"

the badly-hidden homophobia and misogyny of bottom jokes is a lot of the reason why i didn't want to identify as one until a few weeks ago

also some of the best, hottest, most mind-numbing sex i've had has been with other bottoms. there's endless possibilities beyond penetration when it comes to pleasure.

hatsune miku is in a state of superposition where she is simultaneously a Real 16 y/o Girl (when you want to call a trans woman a pedophile) and a Corporate Mascot (when you want to imply a trans woman is unintelligent and naïve)

I want everyone to know that this girls backstory is faking her death because her friend started dating her crush and she has a verbally abusive mother at home.

I don't like this government very much to be honest with you all!

My unpopular opinion is that sometimes a fluffy power fantasy where nothing really bad happens is not inherently boring and sometimes even more interesting than psychological torture noncon whump buzzword or whatever.

i do think oil executives should be considered mass murderers and treated as such. they knew this was going to happen

me: yeah, so one of your most famous works is actually just that commission of a woman that you kept. Honestly, it's less of the piece itself that lead to its fame and more the mystery surrounding it, so I was hoping you could clear that up the decayed corpse of Leonardo Da Vinci that I resurrected: Hai detto che hanno chiamato una tartaruga che combatte il crimine con il mio nome?

Hang on let me translate something real quick

Yeah this is funny

tubi is one of our greatest warriors in the fight against streaming services costing a fortune for mediocre content. tubi has the most insane collection of movies you will ever encounter all for free. it has cult classics and questionable lifetime movies and movies that nobody except like three people on the planet have ever seen. tubi has movies that doesn’t exist. like if you just thought of a movie one day but never made it and no one ever made it it would somehow still exist on tubi. one day i will log onto tubitv dot com and i will see terribly inappropriate, overly complex, and strange on there. and i won’t even be surprised.

wait this wasn’t a “poob has it for you” bit?

tubi doesnt have what youre looking for but it does have a lot of things you would never have thought to