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The very cis gender thing of hugging a plushie and thinking "girl time" and imaging yourself as a girl while doing it

there are at least three houses in new orleans

Your mamas so squeak shes either a leather shoe or the bad door or a mouse

*aims my rifle in the direction its pointing and fires into the tall grass*

It really is just tumblr circa 2014 huh

Where is that tweet thats all “if anyone is tweeting in Cyrillic they’re most likely a Russian bot because only about 10 people who use Cyrillic have access to the internet” or some shit?

As someone who lives in the Balkans I can confirm. We have Internet only thanks to our Donkey, Dimitri, who runs in a treadmill which generates electricity.

Reblogging to thank Dimitri for his service

thank you dimitri 🙏

if someone tells you they’re an “american” please know that they’re lying. no one in american is able to read, write, or use a computer bc they don’t teach that in schools. anyone claiming to be an american is a burger in disguise

Unoriginal sin. Derivative sin

Derivative sin. sin Unoriginal

you just made their post talk like rocky from phm

Using the man that destroyed my childhood bedroom door twice to argue in favour of men as a whole is not as compelling as people think it is.

She’s libbing out sexual style

This November, make sure to #femailed your ballot or get your vote in if you want to get it in,,,

I’m #pregnant and I’m hoping it’s your vote 💖 I canvassed your creampie for the best candidate and I’m hoping when it all comes out on voting day, all your districts are belong to me 🥰🥰🥰

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL TO ME