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The very cis gender thing of hugging a plushie and thinking "girl time" and imaging yourself as a girl while doing it

if the emperors of rome can add extra months that actually fuck the calendar up i'm allowed to add a new month that lasts 0.0000 picoseconds

the last holiday that hasn't been commercialized

i made this up when i was a little kid and nothing would make me happier than to see people celebrating it for years to come

zenquish approaches. prepare to rejoice! briefly!

Say what you will about shinigami eyes but since installing it and blocking literally everyone marked red my notes have gotten less annoying

Another thing to note re: annoyance ... shinigami eyes isn't just for flagging Massive Raging Terfs, it'll also catch more garden variety anti-transfeminists, like transphobes broadly and mra types. Some people don't care about transandrobro discourse but those guys are definitionally anti-feminist. Anyway, people who hate trans women have a pretty big overlap with being fucking stupid assholes in general, so a lot of stupid fucking assholes (about a variety of topics seemingly unrelated to transfeminism) will mysteriously vanish once you start doing this, and since they can't reblog your posts, their stupid asshole followers won't be interacting with you, either. Peace and love on planet earth

hmmmmm.... this shitpost from a user i dont know seems like a warm, safe place to lay an overshare egg 🥚

I'm a princess you dolt, of course I've learned the art of statecraft! I know all about how charismatic leaders plaster their faces everywhere to build loyalty and patriotism. And well, I do deserve a cult of personality~ It's just, this outfit you prepared for me isn't suited for a propaganda poster, it looks like something you'd see on a pin-up…

Yes yes I know pretty girls are also good for propaganda! I'm, um, familiar with that sort of art. Ahem! I'll admit it's clever to combine that with the leader's image, and I might just be the only person who could pull off both roles at once, so it would be a waste to pass up… Fine, I'll do it, but keep it dignified.

What, we're done already? Oh… uh I mean, good! Glad it's over! I wasn't enjoying feeling pretty at all! What's next on my schedule anyway? A magazine interview, sounds interest- what do you mean "not just an interview"? Hey, don't avoid the question! And what kind of magazine is this for, anyway?

Look, I'll make you a deal. Since everyone will celebrate my birthday anyway, you may have one, ONE swimsuit picture, for that month. Final offer. As for keeping morale up through the rest of the year, I'll personally select the eleven most beautiful women from my royal guard. I'm sure they'll fill out the rest of the calendar quite nicely~

Oh just grand, now you've got me posing for products I don't even know! Yes I gathered it was from another country, but with all this modeling I haven't exactly had time to keep up with foreign trends. We're six minutes from the studio, so explain quickly: What exactly is this… ducky… er, no… "dakimakura" thing?

But like, what films is she talking about

Psycho (1960) & The Silence of the Lambs (1991)

Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Dressed to Kill, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, this list is so much longer than you think it is no matter how long you think it is.

if you want to piss off a man just call him an "average he/him user" it's got a 3/3 success rate for me

so many people have been tricked into thinking that keeping shencomix in the egg is Super Hecking Progressive and that we must "protect his current identity" or whatever the fuck stupid bullshit. i kind of hate it here i hate you all

And the fact that this post immediately attracted the exact kind of person its about. i laugh to keep from crying Miku

Also Shen very much encourages and plays into the egg jokes and even had to tell his (her) own followers to stop complaining on his (her) behalf over them.

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear