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The very cis gender thing of hugging a plushie and thinking "girl time" and imaging yourself as a girl while doing it

Any/all now btw

i appreciate the amount of people reblogging this despite me not really tagging this at all. im glad many of people feel the same anger i do.

Question for the undertale fandom, how and why did you all collectively agree that Papyrus sounds like 80’s Skeletor? Like did we all just look at papyrus and by some divine connection and synchronization decide he just sounds like that?

Grab the lamp and open the door

You grab the lamp, and open the door. Luckily, some time seems to have passed since what happened, and the Pizzaria is dark. It's probably closed for the night. Roll a four-sided die.

4

In that case, I should correct myself. It's not a Pizzaria. It's a Pizzaplex. With most things you would expect from one. You exit the safe room onto the second floor of the building. Looking around from just outside the saferoom, you can see a small crew of 3 or 4 S.T.A.F.F bots roaming the relatively small building. You can also see an empty stage in front of an equally empty dining area, and a few hallways. They likely lead to personal areas for the animatronics, an arcade, or party rooms. Below you is the exit door, which is locked.

You rip of the bot's head with minor difficulty. The other S.T.A.F.F bots in the vicinity all notice. Both roll away, one going toward a hallway that's brightly lit in spite of the time, the other going to a more dimly lit hallway. What do you do?

You follow the bot into the bright hallway, which leads to a small daycare. It's easy enough to catch up to it, if you want to. There's probably a Daycare Attendant as well, based on the advertising nearby.

Yell out "help non pizzaplex Animatronic in the daycare pleasee return to original location! I am a health risk in this building and a possible danger to small children please put me outside so people won't sue" and just kinda sit

The Daycare Attendant, currently Sun, comes out of the daycare after hearing that... and sees you holding the decapitated head of a S.T.A.F.F bot, still. And he, rightfully, freaks out.

"I was bored I don't think they're like alive and I don't work there I work here I think could have memories problems I did just die"

i follow him but like 5 feet behind him

Walk around looking for a place to stay scratching a map into the head

Along the road is [a] (likely) abandoned Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria©️. You could probably get further along the road, but it's a gamble, and it's nearly morning. If it isn't a good place down the road, you'll almost certainly be spotted, and humans don't tend to like things they aren't familiar with, especially if said thing is covered in blood and smells of death.

I go in and open my spring lock just a bit so I can search my corpse for items

You open some of your springlocks, and, with some difficulty, manage to grab a few scraps of fabric, clumps of flesh, and miscellaneous fleshy bits. It's probably a bad idea to open any more of your springslocks, considering they hold your endoskeleton in place.

I put the fabric in the head and put the flesh on a table for later use and look for any like hand book or like tapes to see if there's protocols for what the possessed anitronmics should do

If there is something like that, it's not in this place. The only real things of note here are a few handbooks and tapes on springlock suits, and a large light blue box with a purple stripe down the middle.

I open the big box

Roll a six-sided die, please.

4

When you open the box, all you see is a small music box in it. If there was ever anything else in the box, it's long gone.

Wind it to see if I picked up any mental things from the puppet I'm possessing

As the music plays, you feel calmer. Like, a lot calmer. Roll two six-sided dice.

1+6

You, almost instinctively, sit down next to the box. You can't get up while the music box is playing, so for a minute or so you kinda just have to sit there.

*start moving my head along to the tune*

Eventually, the music stops. You're able to stand up again to do other stuff. Or you could rewind it, I guess, but like why would you do that.

I look to find any like computers so I could maybe find some like hidden databases or smth

There seems to be one computer in an area way in the back that looks to be some kind of office. The power is out, though, considering the building was abandoned for at least a few decades.

Look to see if there's like a battery or something among the wires of the head I stole

There's a relatively small battery. It should be able to power the computer for about 10 minutes or so, if it's hooked up correctly.

Ok ok umm *I try to hook it it as good as I can and put some leftover wire from me to the computer in vein hope that like soul magic will help if I messed up*

Roll two six-sided dice and tell me the higher roll

4

It's not perfect, but you'll have some time to look through the computer. Let's call it 6 minutes. You can probably look at around 20 things before you run out of power.

Ok ok I looks for anything like fazbear apps installed on the computer

There are only a few things on the desktop. There's a program for checking the security cameras around the building (all of which are probably without power), a file named "Recordings", and a file named "Documents".

Open documents

There's a few (low quality) legal documents, and blueprints for each of the animatronic characters that used to be in the pizzeria. There are also blueprints of the springlocks suits used for this location.

Crl+f the word "soul"

One result was found. There's a file named soul_metal in Documents.

Open it

It's a patent for soul-infused metal, or "remnant." You don't have time to read the whole thing, but you could skim.

Look if they like hid tips for like how to live as a possessed metal being in the patient

Skimming through, the document mainly details how remnant works, and how it's made. You get the feeling you won't get any direct answers to this from Faz Ent.

Okkk umm skim the docs for anything find like what to do in a "new suit" or other possible euphemisms

The most relevant things you can find are blueprints for the springlock suits, and a guide on how to deal with animatronics connected to deaths.

Ok...sooo I feel kinda defeated on that end I open records to see if like there's anything cool and secret

Look at prize puppet video cause she just like me fr fr

It seems to be a test of one of the Puppet's features; it's to see if the music pacification system works. You can keep watching it, or you can switch to a different video.

Yeah!

open the the alt angle video of the event

It is, of course, just a different angle of the same event, but with worse audio, and a view of horrified and likely traumatized kids and grown-ups alike.

Just start pulling more wires into the head in a vain foolish attempt to open its bio

Roll two six-sided dice.

4+5

The computer immediately shuts off, and a portion of the electronic bits in the head are damaged to the point they're unsalvageable.

After looking in the pizzeria's party rooms, you find no evidence of the body even existing; Faz Ent. is good at hiding deaths. You do, however, find the very much non-functional and barely assembled Toy Foxy.

Grab the lamp and open the door

You grab the lamp, and open the door. Luckily, some time seems to have passed since what happened, and the Pizzaria is dark. It's probably closed for the night. Roll a four-sided die.

4

In that case, I should correct myself. It's not a Pizzaria. It's a Pizzaplex. With most things you would expect from one. You exit the safe room onto the second floor of the building. Looking around from just outside the saferoom, you can see a small crew of 3 or 4 S.T.A.F.F bots roaming the relatively small building. You can also see an empty stage in front of an equally empty dining area, and a few hallways. They likely lead to personal areas for the animatronics, an arcade, or party rooms. Below you is the exit door, which is locked.

You rip of the bot's head with minor difficulty. The other S.T.A.F.F bots in the vicinity all notice. Both roll away, one going toward a hallway that's brightly lit in spite of the time, the other going to a more dimly lit hallway. What do you do?

You follow the bot into the bright hallway, which leads to a small daycare. It's easy enough to catch up to it, if you want to. There's probably a Daycare Attendant as well, based on the advertising nearby.

Yell out "help non pizzaplex Animatronic in the daycare pleasee return to original location! I am a health risk in this building and a possible danger to small children please put me outside so people won't sue" and just kinda sit

The Daycare Attendant, currently Sun, comes out of the daycare after hearing that... and sees you holding the decapitated head of a S.T.A.F.F bot, still. And he, rightfully, freaks out.

"I was bored I don't think they're like alive and I don't work there I work here I think could have memories problems I did just die"

i follow him but like 5 feet behind him

Walk around looking for a place to stay scratching a map into the head

Along the road is [a] (likely) abandoned Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria©️. You could probably get further along the road, but it's a gamble, and it's nearly morning. If it isn't a good place down the road, you'll almost certainly be spotted, and humans don't tend to like things they aren't familiar with, especially if said thing is covered in blood and smells of death.

I go in and open my spring lock just a bit so I can search my corpse for items

You open some of your springlocks, and, with some difficulty, manage to grab a few scraps of fabric, clumps of flesh, and miscellaneous fleshy bits. It's probably a bad idea to open any more of your springslocks, considering they hold your endoskeleton in place.

I put the fabric in the head and put the flesh on a table for later use and look for any like hand book or like tapes to see if there's protocols for what the possessed anitronmics should do

If there is something like that, it's not in this place. The only real things of note here are a few handbooks and tapes on springlock suits, and a large light blue box with a purple stripe down the middle.

I open the big box

Roll a six-sided die, please.

4

When you open the box, all you see is a small music box in it. If there was ever anything else in the box, it's long gone.

Wind it to see if I picked up any mental things from the puppet I'm possessing

As the music plays, you feel calmer. Like, a lot calmer. Roll two six-sided dice.

1+6

You, almost instinctively, sit down next to the box. You can't get up while the music box is playing, so for a minute or so you kinda just have to sit there.

*start moving my head along to the tune*

Eventually, the music stops. You're able to stand up again to do other stuff. Or you could rewind it, I guess, but like why would you do that.

I look to find any like computers so I could maybe find some like hidden databases or smth

There seems to be one computer in an area way in the back that looks to be some kind of office. The power is out, though, considering the building was abandoned for at least a few decades.

Look to see if there's like a battery or something among the wires of the head I stole

There's a relatively small battery. It should be able to power the computer for about 10 minutes or so, if it's hooked up correctly.

Ok ok umm *I try to hook it it as good as I can and put some leftover wire from me to the computer in vein hope that like soul magic will help if I messed up*

Roll two six-sided dice and tell me the higher roll

4

It's not perfect, but you'll have some time to look through the computer. Let's call it 6 minutes. You can probably look at around 20 things before you run out of power.

Ok ok I looks for anything like fazbear apps installed on the computer

There are only a few things on the desktop. There's a program for checking the security cameras around the building (all of which are probably without power), a file named "Recordings", and a file named "Documents".

Open documents

There's a few (low quality) legal documents, and blueprints for each of the animatronic characters that used to be in the pizzeria. There are also blueprints of the springlocks suits used for this location.

Crl+f the word "soul"

One result was found. There's a file named soul_metal in Documents.

Open it

It's a patent for soul-infused metal, or "remnant." You don't have time to read the whole thing, but you could skim.

Look if they like hid tips for like how to live as a possessed metal being in the patient

Skimming through, the document mainly details how remnant works, and how it's made. You get the feeling you won't get any direct answers to this from Faz Ent.

Okkk umm skim the docs for anything find like what to do in a "new suit" or other possible euphemisms

The most relevant things you can find are blueprints for the springlock suits, and a guide on how to deal with animatronics connected to deaths.

Ok...sooo I feel kinda defeated on that end I open records to see if like there's anything cool and secret

Look at prize puppet video cause she just like me fr fr

It seems to be a test of one of the Puppet's features; it's to see if the music pacification system works. You can keep watching it, or you can switch to a different video.

Yeah!

open the the alt angle video of the event

It is, of course, just a different angle of the same event, but with worse audio, and a view of horrified and likely traumatized kids and grown-ups alike.

Just start pulling more wires into the head in a vain foolish attempt to open its bio

Roll two six-sided dice.

4+5

The computer immediately shuts off, and a portion of the electronic bits in the head are damaged to the point they're unsalvageable.

If I see one more person who is into butchfemme call tma/tme a regressive binary I'm going to start welding your carabiners shut

Staff terminated @daughter-of-sapph0. No email no nothing

Hey @robco-reblogs how many votes does the poll says it has please answer before voting

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I disagree (about it being an allyship thing). I think that transmisogynistic tme people, particularly transmisogynistic tme queer people, do care about trans women's oppression in abactract, but are categorically incapable of internalizing that trans women are marginalized in a way they are not. That they are capable of benefiting from the power structure that keep trans women down. That they they are in a position of less relative marginalization (along lines of gender / queerness specifically) that allows them to benefit from wielding transmisogyny against trans women. They refuse to accept that, because to them, in some corner of their psyche, trans women are lesser to them.

Hey @robco-reblogs how many votes does the poll says it has please answer before voting