llama matriarch

"time heals all wounds" WRONG. time is chasing me with a knife

Oh boy a major 24” water main burst, shut down all of down town, and now I’m under a boil and conservation advisory until further notice!! Yay!!!

Yay no more boil advisory. And I’m slated to start driving aug 10, and I got into the big art market i was waitlisted for last year. The universe said lets cut this girl a fucking break.

Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely

Just realised I follow three different nonbinary people named Maia. The nickels keep rolling in.

real talk I think steampunk is kinda neat like sorta neat you'know like as a little touch of spice to a setting that shouldn't normally have that kinda stuff. like a robot arm here a gun there some contraptions elsewheres. like skies of arcadia levels of steampunk is pretty much ideal. but y'see ultimately I'm pro-steampunk as a concept. but real talk for a second if your setting has a place called "the clockwork [location or concept]" I'm gonna beat you to death with hammers.

Sounds like someone's just salty theyre stuck in my clockwork labyrinth again

I know you're laughing at me I can hear the sprockets on your brown tophat jingling and once I find my way out of here you're fucking toast dude

The problem with doing Odyssey adaptations is they already did O Brother Where Art Thou

Okay, Meat Factory is awesome and hilarious, but if they're being harvested for and regenerating absolutely everything, may I suggest an alternative super name: Theseus.