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I really hate the "Jerusalem is very important to three religions why would Judaism get full control of it" because its only important because thats where the JEWISH TEMPLE was and where the JUDEAN KINGS lived. just because people made religions out of fanficing Judaism means we have to give them equal slices of our own cultural history?
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Okay, so y'all know the phenomenon where American media companies say they can't produce queer stories because they'll just get censored in foreign markets? It's transparent as hell, because the dominant culture of the United States is still violently queerphobic, and in many cases, state queerphobia in other countries is the direct result of Christian imperialism. The US is not the enlightened gay haven in a world of evil homophobic foreigners, and trying to pretend that American media can't be too gay because it'll be censored overseas is asinine. We all know that, right?
Anyway, today I learned that there is an episode of the Australian cartoon Bluey that has been censored in the United States because it shows the dad character pretending to be pregnant and have a baby as part of a game of pretend. Disney refuses to air it on the Disney Channel or on Disney+. It has been made available on YouTube by the Australian rights holders.
So let's quit fucking pretending that Disney is actually scared of foreign censors, hm? The queerphobic censorship is coming from inside the House of Mouse, and it always has been.
I will continue shouting about this on every post I see about Bluey getting censored in the states, because it's like, m u l t i p l e episodes for all sorts of stupid shit.
All of the Bluey episodes are available for free from the network that created it right there on their website, here's the link:
Bluey is an inexhaustible six year-old Blue Heeler dog, who loves to play and turns everyday family life into extraordinary adventures, deve
I love this photography series you’re doing with the holographic foils and stuff! I keep scrolling past them and thinking it’s like some cool digital art somebody’s done. The fact that it’s photos, and of such a high caliber, is truly delightful to me every time I scroll down and see the captions.
Thank you they’ve been fun to make. I want to figure out a proper holographic light box to make it easier to pose things but until then this holographic bag I got at an Asia O’ Hara show will do ✨❤️
Teeheehee, off to do my little schemes 😜
Teeheehee, on my way back home from doing my little schemes 🤪
k but imagine Rocky wanting to learn about how humans became the apex predators of their planet so he has Grace “hunt” him in the biodome as an experiment and during it he thinks Grace isn’t trying or taking it seriously which is bad bad bad because this is for research purposes
only for Rocky to get more and more tired as the experiment goes on just to realize that Grace isn’t which makes him panic so he puts as much distance as he can between them and finds a (hopefully) safe spot to sleep and when he wakes up the human is crouching over him like “got youuu” and Rocky has never shrieked so damn loud before in his life
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does this skull belong to a dinosaur? or some other manner of extinct creature?
deathly curious how good the average tumblr user is at distinguishing dinosaur skulls from non dinosaur skulls
howd you do?
100-90%
89-80%
79-70%
69-60%
59-50%
49-40%
39-30%
below 29%
i dont wanna talk about it/results
ohhhh shit. target is recalling their up & up baby wipes (fragrance free & fresh cucumber scented) because they're contaminated with Burkholderia cepacia complex and Burkholderia gladioli, multiple people are reporting discoloration & infections. i just got a call about it cuz i had purchased those but i've already gone through them 😅 so no refund for me. but im fine. if you have these they're saying you need to immediately stop using them and bring them back to target for a full refund. this bacteria can cause life threatening infections in children/infants and people with compromises immune systems (ESPECIALLY cystic fibrosis!!) and i know lots of other chronically ill people follow me!!!!
Hold on i should've been more specific.
First: THIS RECALL IS NOT STATE SPECIFIC. IT IS NATIONWIDE.
here are the specific products and dates:
FDA page on this:
Target is voluntarily recalling Up & Up Fragrance Free and Up & Up Fresh Cucumber Scented Baby Wipes following customer complaints of produc
If you use baby wipes go check them NOW. A lot of Burkholderia bugs are antibiotic resistant so infections can be really difficult to treat.
Not a direct image id, but in plain text: Recalled products and dates:
Up & Up Fragrance Free Baby Wipes 20 Count: UPC 085239265956 72 Count: UPC 085239265949 216 Count: UPC 085239265963 800 Count: UPC 085239266137 1200 Count: UPC 085239266090
Fragrance Free Baby Wipes with a manufacturing date code of November 07, 2025 (071125X/XX) to May 5, 2026 (050526X/XXX) and expiration dates between May 10, 2028 (100528) through November 5, 2028 (051128)
Up & Up Fresh Cucumber Scented Baby Wipes 72 Count: UPC 085239265970 216 Count: UPC 085239265994 800 Count: UPC 085239265987
Fresh Cucumber Scented Baby Wipes with a manufacturing code of December 29, 2025 (291225X/XX) to December 30, 2025 (301225X/XX) and expiration dates between June 29, 2028 (290628) through June 30, 2028 (300628).
edit: This recall was announced by Target on 4 Jun 2026, and published by FDA on 5 Jun 2026
There's a whole video genre I've discovered of women, generally Latina, Asian and Philippina, sometimes Arab, doing general house cleaning. It's certainly an interesting cultural artifact to have entire minutes-long videos of women sweeping their earthen yards or doing laundry, but I like to get these glimpse into very different living conditions and expectations.
One thing that consistently feels very jarring to me is how these cultures that I think mostly have tile and cement floors go about floor cleaning. Every time they dump a bucket of soapy water across the floor and start scrubbing away, part of my mind goes OMG!, because you really cannot be doing that in the stick -built wooden houses I've grown up with and lived around.
Hell, we had to replace the vinyl flooring in the back entrance of the old house because it had all come up just from repeated exposure to wet boots and frozen chicken waterers thawing. It was just plywood subfloor for a while. In this house, there's a bit in front of the fridge where a seam is slightly lifted up from the old fridge leaking as it died. These are both relatively cheap floors, but most modern American houses just aren't designed to be slopping water around.
Personally, I use a spray mop, a sort of reusable, washable Swiffer wet jet kinda thing, and when I mop, the floors never get more than damp. And apparently "don't get water all over the floor" is very deeply ingrained in me. I just find that example of how taboo and material culture are inseparably entwined interesting.
There's a scene in Pippi Longstocking where she dumps a bucket of water on the floor, ties scrub brushes to her feet and skates around the room on them to scrub the floor and I think that baffled me even as a kid
Oh man, I remember that! (odd for a USAmerican, but both me and my kids grew up on Pippi) But yeah. Here's hoping and imagining that at least Pippi just had wood floors and no subfloor, so that the excess water could dry out from either side.
Not that Pippi was exactly a role model in that regard, either. lol
Yeah, I figure if it was not total artistic liberty, there had to have been nothing but air under the floor, and the boards unpainted, so the water would not get trapped under the paint.
I didn't actually like Pippi as a child (Ronja the Robber's Daughter was "my" Lindgren book, and Emil in Lönneberga), but OR watched some months ago and since them I need to put their hair in two braids every day.)
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Audreyyyyy 😭 💕💕💕
Here’s a picture OP posted of Audrey!
There’s a sense of comfort I find in Grace being so relatable, whilst being older.
In the way that we see him cry, crash out, throw tantrums and go through the full spectrum of emotions, and continue to get up after. That he needs time to process things before he can thrive.
In the way that he’s had a pretty big career change at some point. He’s struggling to get by and still feels lost at times, but he’s able to enjoy life regardless. He’ll land on his feet, even if he stumbles first.
In the way that he struggles to make close friends, but when he does it’s a deep bond and he’s loyal to them. That love can be difficult but friendship just as important.
In the way that he always feels a little out of place. A little different. But that even that is okay and accepted with the right company.
In the way that he's put in a situation against his will, yet still has to solve it somehow bc it's the right thing to do and he doesn't have much of a choice. Giving up is not an option.
In the way that many headcanon him as some type of neurodivergent and are able to project their struggles with that onto him. He’s able to have autistic melt/breakdowns, bad habits and stims. And none of it feels out of character. If anything it adds to him. In the way that on the way to Erid, many headcanon that he had a lot of difficulty eating after the taumouba ended up the only thing being able to sustain him enough to keep him barely alive during the trip.
Grace being like that and it being accepted and agreed upon in the fandom is comforting to me because it shows that it’s okay to struggle with these things despite being mature.
I've just found the single most homoerotic piece of LOTR art ever who wants to see
Um, YES?
This is The Taming of Smeagol by Donato Giancola and by god they're gonna have a threeway with that wriggly guy
Please be critical of what videos you see now. Even cute animal ones. Does the animal move kind of weirdly? Is the fur a little too smooth looking? Do all of the non dog animals make actions eerily similar to how a dog would do a trick, because that's what AI has the most visual training on replicating? Its movements a bit too quick and perfectly timed? Watch out. They're infecting collections of animal videos everywhere.
It is legitimately sickening.
An example of what kind of a thing you need to look out for. This is not how a possum plays dead. This is how a DOG plays dead to make you laugh and get a treat. Because when you tell an AI to have it play dead its got thousands of dog trick videos to reference and very few possum ones in contrast. So its going to look like a dog. When a possum plays dead it actually looks.. yknow. Dead. It goes utterly limp and most of the time in my experience their mouth is open somewhat. They go utterly still, don't move at all. Even if you pick em up and nudge em around a bit they’ll usually be stiff as a board. There's videos you can find of people interacting with real possums when they’re playing dead and its incredibly different from the dog drop and roll we see here. It also almost immediately stops playing dead to wander away. Something a real possum most certainly wouldn't do. AI slop thrives off using these lower quality cam video styles to trick you. I've seen countless 'Security camera' footage of AI bullshit now and its got its tells but if you're not looking you can easily be deceived. Watch out. Do your part. Call it out. Make them ashamed. Pollution on the internet like this shouldnt be tolerated. Especially when its actively trying to lie to you. None of these have ever been labelled as AI because they're actively trying to sneak into your life.
Computer Rendered Artificial Pictures, please.
"Slop" originates with neo-Nazi slurs.
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"Your son will take your throne from you," they prophesized, spitting each word out of teeth clenched tight with hatred. Why they'd bother prophesizing such an event befuddles you; your son is literally your chosen heir, after all.
Years later, you realize what the prophets meant. For most of your life your son was your pride and joy; an academic, who would surely lead the kingdom into greater health and wellness. Until he committed the ultimate act of betrayal.
"You will not take my throne from me!" You cling to your grand chair so hard your knuckles turn white.
Your son sighs. "Dad. Dad it's lead-"
"Of course it's lead! It's a strong metal, signifying the strength of our country- this throne has been passed down the royal line for 300 years, 15 rulers before me-"
"That is not enough time for that many people!" Your son throws his hands up in the air. "Because it is lead! It is poisoning you! Didn't you wonder why grandpa died at 40?"
"Ah, pfoo! That's the ancestral curse."
"It's the throne! The throne is the ancestral curse!!!"
the son successfully convinces his father to give up the lead throne. he lives and rules peacefully for much longer than his family’s previous generations, dying in his third score.
the son, upon coronation, receives his own prophecy: “your daughter will tear your castle to the ground.”
now, this is a bit more of a cause for immediate concern, but unlike kings of old, he decides that the best way to avoid this surely gruesome future is to love his daughter the best he can, encourage her interests, and guide her with a steady hand - if she is to ruin his kingdom, after all, then let it be with iron will and care for the people.
his daughter is not violent at all, will only hunt if they promise the kitchens will cook what is killed and will give some to the people, and only takes a passing fancy in swordsmanship (which he thinks is more to do with the jawline of the instructor, not that he says anything). she loves to study and read, and when she asks to go for further education in a different corner of the kingdom, he allows it.
after one year, she returns, and spends the first week back acting shifty. she is always caught ducking out of corners and hidden passages, whispering with staff, and pouring over old maps of the castle layout in the library, hurriedly covering them up when anyone passes.
he privately gets his affairs in order.
two weeks after her return, the king’s daughter approaches her father with a steely look in her eye and a grim set to her jaw.
“father,” she begins, “what do you know of asbestos?”
^ embroidered a net onto the front pocket of these overalls
^ shrimp in there
@teaboot we have been woefully ignorant of the possibilities
