A German friend of mine (usually a sub) was experimenting with domming me over text message while I was at a work sponsored lunch.
She asked me what I was eating and I told her "a hot dog with ketchup and Sauerkraut" and the idea of putting Sauerkraut on a hot dog so threw her for a loop that she completely dropped her persona
Apparently the German desire for control is no match for American food sacrilege





















