The Homily

I can't believe Mr Muto has written his leads trading off on the death wish

Damn I can't believe Mr Muto wrote one of his leads secretly planning to die for the other's sake

Fellas,

Right in the hole from you stabbing him, even

[looks at timestamp] Goddammit, they're going to hold off what on earth Akiyama even did until next week??

🏳️‍🌈?

lmao yeah the ATM

Ah. Well,

I think he's just stuck inside the ominous fish/knife obelisk's newly-opened mouth and not eaten eaten, because it would be odd to entirely remove him from the narrative before we have the slightest clue what his deal is, but also he wasn't really that important so if he's gone he's gone

Good job, Lisa, you just opened a door I'm not sure Lara ever would have opened on her own

See this is why you won't be bringing the light back to the kingdom

But only on Mondays

Or it's someone else and the less fish-out-of-water you are (for lack of a better term) the smoother time you'll have with that, and again your dealing with the hell of the kitchen is helping there

Now in fairness this place appears not to have The Cube for some reason, so it really shouldn't be this hard

Now see Lara if you were to decide you would die for her I would get it. I'm pretty sure the coworkers behind her already would