Give me less "being kind requires zero effort" and more "being kind is worth the effort it takes."

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

2026 - the year of the dullahan

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

Okay so normal rules then

I think part of getting better is complete ego death. Like you’re not above setting a timer for 5 minutes and focusing on a task. You’re not above doing a very simple 3 minute workout to start. You’re not above reading for 10 minutes a day when you first get out of your reading slump, even if you used to read for hours. You’re not above starting slow and then building up to where you want to be/where you once were. What you are above is total inertia. Doing something really is better than doing nothing. Radically accept where you are, radically accept your limits, and go from there. Don’t let your ego get in the way.

“but he did [this horrific thing]” i am neither his keeper nor happy with every single decision he makes. Also he is not real

ok I know everyone’s considered Ryland grace wearing an “I put the ace in space” t shirt but. have we considered the infinitely funnier option of putting this shirt on eva stratt

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

how am i supposed to relax when there are things

(to the tune of uptown girl) uptown rat. he wears a very silly pointy hat