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shoutout to the little boy who asked my partner & i if we were "husband and wife or girlfriend and girlfriend?" when we were giving out candy dressed as hannibal lecter & will graham last night

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I think about The Man of the Hole so often. 27 years alone. 27 years with no one to speak to but strangers to wave to. Survived a genocide, a massacre that killed everyone he had ever known and later, an assassination attempt. He still tried to warn researches about the traps he built. He was only about 60 when he died in 2022. The people who tormented him in life later desecrated his grave.
I do think it is important to share the stories of the Lone Woman of San Nicolas Island and Ishi and the countless other indigenous people who experienced the profound trauma of being the last survivor but it is important to remember that the last Aboriginal families in Australia to be contacted by Europeans were resettled in the 1980s and the Indian government has proposed a plan that will mean total genocide for the Shompen people. The total eradication of indigenous peoples, their cultures, their languages, their ways of life, is not something which occurred in a distant ugly past but an ongoing process.
Follow the money behind America's data center boom. Track 2,300+ projects, PAC spending, and the politicians who sign off on it.
Reasons for hope: Lots of amazing people did a ton of work to make this fantastic, fully interactive resource available - because no matter how bleak things seem, there are millions, and millions of people doing everything they can to protect both the world and their own communities.
You can use this to view and subscribe to updates, project statuses, and for at least some of them even whole dossiers. This is an amazing resource, I highly recommend checking it out
IDK about other places, but a ton of cities in Kentucky have preemptively banned data centers from being built
This is really the one issue that unites people on all sides of the political spectrum.
duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

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you're not an horrible person you are 15 years old
"you can be 15 years old and also a terrible person" teenagers do stupid shit all the time, adults do stupid shit all the time, what matters is that you learn about that and that you don't let that define you. you are figuring out yourself and you never really stop doing that.
this is a thing i saw on tiktok and it's been bothering me forever and ever. okay yeah you took bad decisions/hurted people/etc. but that doesn't mean that you're destinated to hurt people or to be a bad person forever and ever. perhaps at the moment you thought what you were doing was good. perhaps you were trying to protect yourself. perhaps you just didn't know any better. perhaps you thought that it wouldn't be that bad. whatever thing you've might've done on the past doesn't define you in any sort of way. you are a human being and you will do a lot of mistakes until you die. putting yourself down won't help on anything. others putting you down doesn't mean anything. don't let your mistakes be something that defines you, but let them be a reminder that you're still here and that you can grow as a person.
if this breaches containment I'll be genuinely happy. be kinder to yourselfs. life is about growing and learning, not about punishing and denying.
its not funny but i do think about it a lot
This made me think about this panel from Calvin and Hobbes:
But unlike the adult in this strip, Calvinās dad actually APOLOGIZED for yelling at him when he saw how guilty his kid was:
please donāt fuck my dad
At the end of the day itās up to him
Which of the following moments in British politics was funniest?
David Cameron allegedly fucking a pig (2015)
Theresa May Brexit deal sees worst parliamentary defeat of any British PM (2019)
Dominic Cummings' social distancing scandal is named #Cumgate (2021)
Matt "Eat Out to Help Out" Hancock caught having affair with his aide (2021)
MP resignations reach critical mass under Boris Johnson (2022)
The Queen dies 2 days after meeting Liz Truss (2022)
Liz Truss who doesn't outlast head of lettuce (2022)
Nigel Farage has to run in by-election against Count Binhead (2026)
I'm American and I never read news from outside of my country
Something else entirely (I'll tell you in the tags)
Note: don't let your recency bias decide this, actually think back to what was the objectively funniest time on the internet.
remarkable. all these holes look just like my grave
@twitterpatedly-yrs oh my god.

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Average Dean and cas subplot: we are doing a Thing together
Average sam subplot: i am being Stabbed with Knives. send help. I am dying.
āwho is linkin park?ā - one shot KO by my younger coworker
I am going to unfold all of your clean laundry and leave it in a pile on your bed
once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out
would you have sex with a ghost
obviously
no, problematic age gap
no, not a sexhaver
no, other
ghosts aren't real yet
how much research would you do to make sure the ghost isn't related to you
what
uh i mean i would ask at least
i only fuck ghosts from 50+ generations back
i guess it's ancestry dot com time
i don't discriminate
family isn't real either
I don't know why it is that you can get like, "we should be able to talk about queer or trans or intersex bodies without making the conversation about sexual attraction" but it always devolves into like "I hate when people talk about those bodies parts that are involved in sex in a sexual way and as desirable, why can't we have this conversation on a purely abstract level without disgusting sex things." The first thing definitely shouldn't have to lead necessarily to the second, but it seems to happen consistently. I suspect it's all getting lost in the thorny territory of obiectification, that is, necessarily sex is a part of the conversation about our bodies one way or another, but there's some fuzzy areas that happen in the territories between a conversation that's entirely about sex in some ways, and also between discussing a body as a thing to be exploited and dehumanized (in the political sense, not the furry or kink or etc ways).
Anyway, in my end of things, when I see an expression of revulsion at the general sentiment of "I love girldick," I'm going to dip from the whole discussion, because a person who thinks that "I love girldick" is generalizably a completely objectifying, dehumanizing, and unwelcome sentiment in the topic of our many different bodies is, to my mind, a person who I will not trust about myself and my body or anyone's body. Cuz like, I do love my girlfriend's dick and stuff, that's a part of our relationship. It's not all of it and there's a bunch more to it, but in a general way, if I didn't tend towards so much bloviation, I could just as easily express my feelings about our bodies as "I love girldick," and that's fine.
It's at best incredibly naive to expect any kinda queer trans intersex etc body conversation to somehow exclude the mundane connection of crass horniness to our physical embodiment, and at worst deliberately puritanical. We aren't holiday decorations hung up to act as pretty symbols of an abstract idea. We're people and the messiness around how we do or also do not fuck and cum and love and sweat and fight and shit and piss is a part of that. Some of us are freaks and terrible at expressing ideas and we look weird or we're poor or we don't fit a conversation about bodies comfortable or we're disabled or even just plain lecherous - the line between feelings and form is pretty narrow.
To me, a person who isn't comfortable with me talking about cock gobbling or having penis breath is not equipped even remotely to handle how to fuck with a colostomy bag, just for example. Or vice versa, also like, not everyone fucks, it's not all about fucking, but there's a lot of stuff that's messy inside outside and around a body. You don't have to love all of it but ya gotta get cozy enough to live with it.
Fix your hearts or die isn't just for skinny white able bodied vanilla trans people. You need to fix your hears for everyone else too.

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if you are an adult on the internet your tolerance for something a little horny or god forbid fetish content needs to be higher if you believe in any kind of unmonetised connection online.
everything is someones sex thing in some way, if you arent willing to politely scroll past furry art or honestly some not very explicit horny posting you are letting big censorship win.