☀️🌼Sunny 🌼☀️

if you've ever gone on a romantic "date" at olive garden just block me rn i literally can't deal with you proshippers -_-

what

when you're there you're family

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

turning off rbs at 75k btw so get your last reblogs in now

Not now kitten, mommy needs to overanalyze a 20 year old Nickelodeon cartoon where the characters wear color-coded clothing.

Happy Kermie Day to all who celebrate!

[id: digital coloured art of katara and toph from avatar: the last airbender. katara is in her book 2 design, her hair in a braid and loopies, and is smiling at the viewer. toph is also smiling at the viewer, with her eyes slightly closed, making the peace sign. she is wearing her usual beige and green clothes and pom pom hairband. on the bottom right of the image is the artist’s signature, reading ‘phantasymistart’. end id]

"Uncle, make sure you get that glowy light in the picture and send it to my dad to let him know I'm about to capture the Avatar!"

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

Reblog if you're okay with people coming into your DMs with the "you seem really odd and your blog intrigues me, do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters"

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

why is this the one

let’s get snuggly with mama