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When I was a kid watching tv was idiot coded and nerds read books, but now scrolling shortform videos is considered braindead behavior and watching tv means you're some kinda intellectual. You might think this shifting assessment of media's consumers might make readers into absolute super geniuses, but no. Only perverts read now.

white girl SHOCKS nonbinary barista by fucking the coffee machine

Loser cougar preying upon you. Badly. Is that anything

She tries to hit on you by saying how much younger you must be based on when you were in high school but she fucks up the math really bad. Sips her whiskey on the rocks real smooth like but gags a little bc she really only drinks PBRs.

I don't know why this idea has such a grip on me. I could be on either end of this. Like hey babygirl wanna see my strap game, it's clumsy and frantic like I can't get it in you fast enough but my spatial reasoning kinda sucks so it takes me 3 tries to get harnessed up. And the response of, fucking yes for the love god I'm soaking through my panties please fucking hurry. Hold on it's inside out. No put your leg through this way

Our house. where im sucking on her feet

yesssss lets all take swipes at anarchists and generate even more memetic division while protestors are catching terrorism charges for being in possession of anarchist zines were really saving the revolution #RESIST

anarchists are all useless do-nothing larpers but also short-sighted adventurists. all of them are dumb and bad people, and thats why i agree with the united states department of justice's stance that they have no place within our communities

this is an opinion i have developed independently, derived from social media interactions and memes propagated by my peers in the last five years, so im absolutely certain the popularity of this position has nothing at all to do with the FBI stating they were turning their efforts against Anarchists in 2021

Hi chat this has become a bit more urgent, like "I need to move ideally in early/mid September, October at the latest" kind of urgent. Gonna be more annoying about reblogging this post

74%...kissing everyone on the forehead for helping, we're almost there

been getting really into gnome porn recently

kind of a hatefuck thing you know