Symbolic Suffering

i have a suggestion

she walked around in circles with the straw (that she stole from my drink) in her mouth and then looked me in the face and tried to meow without letting go of her ear prize. and yes, she’s the one responsible for the ruined scratcher behind her.

is there anything worse than accidentally putting on the non-explicit version of an album? where is my beloved wife fuck and my beautiful daughter cunt?

baseball players in the 20s were all named shit like Dipsy Doodle and Crunch Johnson

#they named them like cats in a shelter

oh my god I just saw the cutest thing in the world. little Black girl with beads in her hair for the first day of school and the beads were pink then silver then a bunch of yellow then beige then grey to make them look like pencils 🥺🥺🥺 brb I will draw an artist’s rendition

Usually when the electrician goes 'hey.... there's something you should see' it's because someone set up shoddy wiring. This time it was because he pulled two snakes out of my wall

west end girls by pet shop boys Does anybody even gaf anymore

Diane, clear my schedule. I’m attempting a recipe that says “prep time: 15 minutes.”