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My coworkers and I donāt have any common interests and Iāve never opened up about my depression but Iām grateful that since I announced that I was going to only say positive things, theyāve always checked me when Iāve fallen short. Even if they say, āI thought you were trying to be positiveā as a joke, it puts me back on track.
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Bro what is with the post-COVID explosion of early-20s tattooists specialising in fineline and/or anime. Like those two specifically.
Feel like Iām insane every time I talk about SZAās Z and I get that blank fluoride stare
MEGA KICK
Cuteness is a way of aestheticizing powerlessness. It hinges on a sentimental attitude toward the diminutive and/or weak, which is why cute objectsāformally simple or noncomplex, and deeply associated with the infantile, the feminine, and the unthreateningāget even cuter when perceived as injured or disabled. So thereās a sadistic side to this tender emotion, as people like Daniel Harris have noted. The prototypically cute object is the childās toy or stuffed animal.
Cuteness is also a commodity aesthetic, with close ties to the pleasures of domesticity and easy consumption. As Walter Benjamin put it: āIf the soul of the commodity which Marx occasionally mentions in jest existed, it would be the most empathetic ever encountered in the realm of souls, for it would have to see in everyone the buyer in whose hand and house it wants to nestle.ā Cuteness could also be thought of as a kind of pastoral or romance, in that it indexes the paradoxical complexity of our desire for a simpler relation to our commodities, one that tries in a utopian fashion to recover their qualitative dimension as use.
Sianne Ngai, āOUR AESTHETIC CATEGORIES: The cute, the interesting, and the zanyā, Cabinet Magazine
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a poem fewer than 300 words is just a post someoneās printed
ChatGPT is just Ask Jeeves with the serial number filed off
Recoiling from the āMade in the USAā label on this tub of Tillamook vanilla ice cream like Marx finding out that toxic alum was used as a whitener in bread sold to the working class
At my Dutch managerās farewell drinks I asked him what his top three foods in Australia were. He said:
3. Italian-Japanese fine dining (āthe kingfish sashimi was to die forā)
2. Pancakes on the Rocks (āI like pancakesā)
1. Weet-bix (āFor eighteen months, I ate them every morning with frozen berries. Now I have stopped.ā)
I suddenly understand the post that said the Netherlands is like if people could be Microsoft Teams
Dealing With Executive Dysfunction - A Masterpost
TheĀ āgetting it done in an unconventional wayā method.
TheĀ āitās not cheating to do it the easy wayā method.
TheĀ āfuck what youāre supposed to doā method.
TheĀ āget stuff done while you waitā method.
TheĀ āyou donāt have to do everything at onceā method.
TheĀ āit doesnāt have to be permanent to be helpfulā method.
TheĀ ābreak the task into smaller stepsā method.
TheĀ ātreat yourself like a petā method.
TheĀ āit doesnāt have to be all or nothingā method.
TheĀ āput on a personaā method.
TheĀ āact like youāre filming a tutorialā method.
TheĀ āyou donāt have to do it perfectlyā method.
TheĀ āwait for a triggerā method.
TheĀ ādo it for your future selfā method.
TheĀ āmight as wellā method.
TheĀ āwhen self discipline doesnāt cut itā method.
TheĀ ātaking care of yourself to take care of your petā method.
TheĀ āmake it easyā method.
TheĀ ājunebuggingā method.
TheĀ ājust show upā method.
TheĀ āaccept when you need helpā method.
TheĀ āmake it into a gameā method.
TheĀ āeverything worth doing is worth doing poorlyā method.
TheĀ ātrick yourselfā method.
TheĀ ābreak it into even smaller stepsā method.
TheĀ ālet go of shouldā method.
TheĀ āyour body is an animal you have to take care ofā method.
TheĀ āfork theoryā method.
TheĀ āeffectivity over aestheticsā method.
bonus resource for breaking things into smaller steps: https://goblin.tools/
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Canāt wait to get back to Red Dead Redemption 2 and camp out for 4 hours to hunt a 1* panther
i just remembered my favourite fucking tweet
How the hell did our two person household eat 18 eggs in 3 days.
I get why ppl at work avoid me ā the way I criticise everything is depressing. Like they would rather focus on the good and ignore the bad. The thing is thatās my way of reaching out, because the vibes are so positive that I feel like Iām going insane for noticing that things have all the potential to be bad, if they arenāt already.
Eg we organised and held twelve client meetings even through we knew three was enough. And I was like why are we doing this. We canāt even document the other nine. Manager said, just in case. And it turns out after holding all the meetings that the client got pissed that we had so many meetings and didnāt cooperate and our team got confused over the tautology and couldnāt document a thing and the managers were like ??? how did this happen.
Iām Cassandra pointing out that this meeting could have been an email but doomed to work with managers forcing us into 5pm meetings to fix their unprocessed COVID lockdown loneliness.
here are the kitchen tools i was shitty about spending money on, but once i did, improved my life tremendously:
digital scales - helps with accuracy and consistency. i spent five hours kneading some wet dough because this recipe called for 3.75 cups of flour. this translates to 450g by convention, but because volume measurements for solids can vary, turned out to be closer to 550g. the buns were garbage. don't use recipes that call for cups of flour. you won't be able to troubleshoot when things go wrong. also, unless these are precision scales (<500g, Ā±0.01g), probably better to use teaspoons and tablespoons for measurements <10g.
dough scraper (rounded) - i could not believe how much easier a $1 piece of plastic made transferring batter/dough. i'm ashamed at my hubris, thinking that i could simply claw at the bottom of the bowl to save every precious drop of batter.
salad spinner - it takes up a stupid amount of space, it's a pain in the ass to clean, and it only spins veg. i don't make many salads but this has been vital to making good stir-fries, where excess moisture can turn a crispy, caramelised floret into a mushy mess.
oven thermometer - seriously the best $5 i've spent. our oven's dial goes up to 260ĀŗC, but the actual temperature maxes out at 200ĀŗC, which changes everything.
instant read thermometer - maybe blowing like a hundred dollars on the thermapen one was excessive but the peace of mind it gives me when cooking meat is priceless. analogue thermometers are slow, finicky, and imprecise and it's frustrating trying to put them into the thickest part of the meat only to realise that the point is actually sticking out the other end and UGH this is a problem i was glad to throw money at to never think about again.
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i was forced into a baking competition at work and i have, unfortunately, gotten into baking. left is lemon pistachio loaf, my entry which won (there was no prize), on the right is what appears to be my dream sourdough (it was severely underproofed with a "fool's crumb" aka was practically hollow). i'm going through like 1kg of flour a week, where before it took us 6 months
Remembering the time a friend said she was thinking of meeting up with this woman from a dating app. Said she was cute but something felt a bit off. I asked for their number. Traced it to a man in the area whoād stolen some random womanās photos for who knows what.
