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@xelinielx

I honestly don't know why you're here but hi! I'm Eli, I use she/her pronouns and I am an adult. Anyways this is where I collect my cringe, lesbian adhd stuff. I also post pictures of my cats sometimes. I hyperfixate often and HARD on things. Currently it's Twisted Wonderland and has been for months. Send help.

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Every now and then I’m like wow I want a tagging system maybe then I’d find stuff I’ve reblogged from this hellsite

Then I remember ive reblogged over 12000 posts and decide not to

#Eli writes

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skenpy

commission for @xelinielx !!!!!!!! ^____^

#mWAH I LOVE HIM AO MUCH HOLY SHIT #you made him look. SOOOOOO GOOD AAAAAAAA #and yes the design is so over the top and my fingers are bleeding from all the embroidery hehe #thank you again for helping me out after the con ^^#ilysm im so happy you’re my friend and that you accepted my commission for my beloved dragon #you might have noticed a theme with characters I like huh…#twisted wonderland #malleus Draconia

iwas-handpicked

"wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy"

i'd wish it on 11 people i met TODAY

gay--dog

i wish shapes were like bugs and you could just get like a circle infestation in your house or something. fuck ive got bed triangles fuuuck. this could solve everything

abalidoth

juicingbeetles

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ninjam117

Twisted Wonderland but they’re Bleach soul reapers or something

#NOT MAL NOT BEING INVITED AGAIN IM CRYING #Leona shunsui??? HELL yes.#Byakuya’s scarf for Idia to hide in is so good #and I LOVE Vil’s extra jacket grrrr #I love AUs of multiple things I love in one #bleach #twisted wonderland

I have this friend I talk to like ONCE a year and it’s just us fighting to be the first to send this stupid silly Homestuck copypasta to each other. We have done this for multiple years now. I’m on a win streak

#eli writes #one of my favorite silly as FUCK traditions that make no sense to anyone else #it’s extra funny that we like barely talk and 90% of the chat log is just one of us (mostly me) being the first to send the copypasta every #413 and then the following crashout #it’s unreasonably funny ok #homestuck #4/13 #413

centaurself

in celebration of april 13, i present all four known photos of neil, who banged out the tunes 19 years ago today

source: theagilerat.com (click right to see all four photos!)

starberry-cupcake

thekingkez

happy homestuck day, you filthy animals

I just learned that a person I’ve covered work for as a librarian just had one of her sons drown in a canoeing accident just like. a day or something ago. He was going to graduate this summer. And the mother was apparently away on a trip with the other kids when this happened. The police still haven’t found the body but it is very much assumed that he’s drowned. It feels kinda surreal. Like I didn’t have a PERSONAL connection to her so to speak, but I’ve talked to her multiple times before and stuff. I can’t even imagine the guilt she must feel what a tragedy

#eli writes #vent kind of? i don’t really know how to feel

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peppermint-3

me when im in a situation

penny-anna

i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.

emmikay

60 guys only manage to stab the 1 guy 23 times: I can't fucking breathe I'm laughing too hard, you suck at this

batshit-auspol

The Australian Museum's most popular and longest running exhibit: skeleton man popping a wheelie on a skeleton horse, officially known as "the Bone Ranger".

Claimed to educate onlookers about Australia's colonial farming history, the horse has been on display in the museum since 1873. The human skeleton was added in 1983 and nobody knows where it came from.

batshit-auspol

How could we forget the gay shark:

i-like-to-cry

GO FERB GO!!!🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

starlightfae

me, last week: my favorite holiday is coming up :3c mom: ? easter? st patrick's day? me: no no, it's not a holiday as in 'you get time off work' me: me: unless you and your coworkers all do something really funny

daysleftofsecondterm

Happy Ides of March on 1,042 days left

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acelessthan3

Still collecting the full alphabet of the “live, laugh, love” variants if anyone has some good examples.

Bonus if they can fit the “We can’t ___, _____, ____ our way out of this.”

dhegdheer

compilation of the comments’ best hits + some of mine own.

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