why am i here

I lowkey do be having obsessions and compulsions

This is the COOLEST thing I’ve seen in AGES. You both completely made my entire week.

okay but chess terminology is like. you pinned your opponent's hung knight and now you can mate? oh im sure

Happy 10 year anniversary to this absolutely foundational post

#really cannot emphasize enough how much iguanamouth changed the site’s sense of humor and therefore the timeline of the western world

This was wild because I forgot your high schoolers are called seniors and I thought you were talking about old folks

“it was their second to last day”

2013-2016 Hyundai Genesis Coupe

and every time we kiss I swear I could fly

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

mutuals. do any of you have the really long photo of qui gon jinn that says "is this guy bothering you queen" i need it

like specifically his lightsaber is long not qui gon himself

a new type of worm

don't worry about me when I say this but I think in a way being hunted for sport would be a relief. my nervous system would be like, wow. finally, a proportional reaction

I just saw the world's freshest baby in Panera bread. Like that thing was JUST out of the oven. I've heard of being wet behind the ears but this baby was wet behind the everything. It was still damp.

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

Contemplating crimes….

guy who's having gauzy idealized wife flashbacks for the whole adventure but it turns out she isn't dead or anything he just really misses her and wants to get home