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Ilya Rozanov: For him, that’s like full on rage fueled freak out. Only thing worse is when he stands perfectly still.
Luca Haas: Oh, no. He’s standing perfectly still.
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Wyatt Hayes: Look at Hollie. He’s pacing slowly.
Ilya Rozanov: For him, that’s like full on rage fueled freak out. Only thing worse is when he stands perfectly still.
Luca Haas: Oh, no. He’s standing perfectly still.

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Shane Hollander: Dear Hockey Gods, when I asked if my year could get worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
Ilya Rozanov: (teasing) You aren’t allowed to fall in love with me, okay?
Shane Hollander: Trust me, that won’t be a problem.
(some time later)
Shane Hollander: T H E R E ’S A P R O B L E M!
Hudson Williams, #1 Shane Understander
I think Shane was a character who, soon as I read him, made all the sense to me. I felt immediately a kinship and an ownership over Shane. I was like, “I need to be the only person to tell this story. I get it. I want to be the person to be Shane and I want to spend time with him.” [x]
(sources below)
Part of Shane Hollander will always “just want to play hockey”. But after over a decade in MLH, he also wants to win, be respected for his achievements, be paid for what he’s worth and have his jersey hung up on the rafters in Montreal. He’s allowed to want those things because he’s worked hard for them. It’s not selfish.

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In 2018, the Boston Raiders descend into anarchy with the announcement of Ilya Rozanov's trade to Ottawa. Sports journalists speculate on a deep sense of betrayal felt by players at their captain's departure fracturing the team dynamics and disrupting synergy.
This is only partly true.
Because what really happened is that Ilya gave the guys a heads up regarding his signing to Ottawa. And everyone immediately assumed Montreal Jane was knocked up. Amid the wave of stilted congratulations, some American player asks why Jane doesn't just move to the States and raise the baby here? At which the Canadian players in the room not so subtly cough/laugh.
And so the locker room and subsequently the group chat soon devolved into a heated debate on universal healthcare, gun laws, and kinder eggs so furious that no one noticed Ilya removing himself from both without confirming or denying his trade had anything to do with "Jane" and their non-existent Canadian bastard lovechild.
Luca Haas: (cracks knuckles)
Luca Haas: Ow! That was not as badass as I pictured.
Shane Hollander: Ilya!
Ilya Rozanov: Oh no, Ilya in B-flat. You’re disappointed.
Ilya Rozanov: Hey, do you know someone who can teach me how to play bagpipes?
Shane Hollander: Why?
Ilya Rozanov: I want to follow Dinosaur Hunter around with them and annoy him.
Lapointe: You know you don’t have to know how to play bagpipes to annoy Hunter with them, right?
Ilya Rozanov: You’re right. You’ve opened my eyes, Pointer.
Cliff Marleau: You look happy.
Ilya Rozanov: Yeah.
Cliff Marleau: Good meet-up with your Montreal girl?
Ilya Rozanov: I’m not that happy.

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Shane Hollander: People say it like it’s a bad thing, you know, running away from your problems. But if your problems never catch up with you, what’s the hitch?
Ilya Rozanov: No!
1x04. Look, they're cuddling. Nothing bad is gonna happen!
smth smth the way loons return in pairs to the same breeding lake year after year to defend it because once they've found home they keep finding their way back to it. hollanov crossing continents only to end up at the cottage every summer, every season, no matter what the year has brought them. building the wall a little taller each time until the whole world is outside and it's just theirs. shane standing in front of the commissioner saying "i choose him come on ilya." yuna: you would leave boston for shane? ilya: yes. no questions asked. can someone sedate me
Holmberg: So what’s the plan for tonight?
Young: Shh! Don’t talk about the B-A-R-space-C-R-A-W-L in front of the A-D-U-L-T-S!
Ilya Rozanov: Wow.
Shane Hollander: (drily) It’s times like these I sure wish I could spell.
Bartender: Hey, is that guy bothering you?
Shane Hollander: (looking at Ilya) Yes, but he’s my husband. I signed up for this.

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Rose Landry: I like your scarf.
Svetlana Vetrova: Thank you. It’s strong enough to strangle a man.
(Watching Ilya and Shane)
Coach Wiebe: You gotta promise me that you won’t act like that when you’re older.
Luca Haas: I will make no such promises.