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Shane Hollander: None of them have done it a second time.

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Shane Hollander: You know, I can give you a list of people whoâve underestimated me.
Shane Hollander: None of them have done it a second time.

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Shane Hollander: Being in love is not always cute or romantic.
Shane Hollander: Sometimes itâs pushing your husbandâs face away, yelling because you have viral bronchitis and he keeps trying to kiss you knowing this because he has no sense of self preservation.
Ilya Rozanov: (in bed, clearly sick)
Shane Hollander: Update; he got bronchitis. Youâll never guess how.
Kip Grady: Did you see that?
Scott Hunter: What?
Kip Grady: Rozanov gave Hollander the nod.
Scott Hunter: What nod?
Kip Grady: The âletâs hook up after this danceâ nod.
Scott Hunter: What? No. No way.
Young: None of the other teams have such strict curfews!
Lapointe: Captain, talk to him!
Ilya Rozanov: Hello, Hollander.
Shane Hollander: Hi, Rozanov.
Holmberg: Now cut that out!
Hayden Pike: Are you always an asshole?
Ilya Rozanov: No. Sometimes Iâm asleep.

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Ilya Rozanov: If you are ever sad please try to remember how great my ass is.
Shane Hollander: Now Iâm sad AND thinking of your ass.
Ilya Rozanov: That is literally impossible. You are thinking of someone elseâs ass, surely.
Ilya Rozanov: If someone says My Husband Shane Hollander is not attractive, I wouldnât attack him. Iâd refer him to physician, because obviously something is wrong with his eyes.
why wasn't Shane diagnosed with autism as a child?
Yuna "I am masking at insane levels because of racism and sexism and I love my special boy so so much" Hollander x David "we love our son so so much and obviously he's just like my wife who I love so so much and I've never questioned any of their traits because they're perfect" Hollander.
Next question.
Wyatt Hayes: Whatâs the dumbest thing you believed as a child?
Shane Hollander: That I was heterosexual.
(after an ice wide brawl)
Ilya Rozanov: Was that a smile I saw, Hollander?
Shane Hollander: What? I was smiling?
Ilya Rozanov: Aww, Shane Hollander has sadistic side.

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Vivaldi played by the South African elementary school Goede Hoop Marimba Band
Turn ON the sound
Slow down, turn on the sound and take a couple of minutes to enjoy this!
I think Vivaldi would have been tickled by this as he actually wrote so much of his music for an all girl orphanage/school. So to see a group of girls still playing his music hundreds of years later?!?!?! On an instrument he'd never seen?!?!?!
Ilya Rozanov: I like when youâre in grocery store and you see people buying eggs because they always pick up carton and then open it like it is metal briefcase full of cash involved in drug deal and theyâre confirming itâs money. âDonât bother counting it, itâs all there. 12.â Then they always pick one up and inspect it like, âYeah, itâs Grade A alrightâŚIs real deal.â
Shane Hollander: Ilya. People are checking to see if any of the eggs are cracked.
Shane Hollander: How about we-
Ilya Rozanov: No.
Shane Hollander: But-
Ilya Rozanov: (kisses him, looks him deep in the eyes)
Ilya Rozanov: No.
Shane Hollander: So, what do you do when youâre not working?
Jackie Pike: Shane, I am comfortable with quiet. When youâre with me, you donât need to fill the silence.
Shane Hollander: (sighs in relief) Okay, thanks.
Troy Barrett: Weâre friends. I was building up to call you âShaneâ one of these days.
Shane Hollander: That will never happen. In fact, you just lost âHollanderâ privileges. From now on, you can call me âAlternate Captainâ or âhey youâ.
Troy Barrett: Oh come on, Shane.
Shane Hollander: (glares)
Troy Barrett: Come on, hey you.

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Ilya Rozanov: Hollander! I see youâre paying attention to someone who is not me. Why is this.
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