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@emmikay
Ilya Rozanov: But the real magic happens when we start to combine flavors. For example, take simple cherry tomato, squirt aged balsamic vinegar into its fleshy center…
Shane Hollander: Cherry. Squirt. Fleshy. You can’t help yourself, can you?
Ilya Rozanov: Is very hard sometimes.
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Cliff Marleau: Pssst, Roz! I know who you liiiiiike!
Ilya Rozanov: We are at my wedding, Marley.
Shane Hollander: I don’t have any weapons on me.
Shane Hollander: Wait, I’m at the rink. My stick would count as a weapon. I don’t have any weapons currently attached to my body.
Shane Hollander:
Shane Hollandder: (looking at his skates) That’s a lie also.
Ilya Rozanov: Pleasing everyone is impossible, buuuuuut pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell.
Shane Hollander: (stirring his Straw+Berry smoothie) I just think that at this price, they could blend a little bit better so I don’t get strawberry lumps stuck in my straw.
Ilya Rozanov: Hey, that would be cool name for band.
Shane Hollander: “Stuck In My Straw”?
Ilya Rozanov: “Strawberry Lumps”.
Shane Hollander: Yeah, better.
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It's so fucking sad that Shane has never had a really good experience coming out. Like Rose, for all loving intent behind it, essentially confronted him about it, Ilya initially laughed at him, he was forced to come out to his parents because they were walked in on, as a fandom I think we mostly agree that his coming out to Montreal went fairly poorly despite what rr says, and fucking Brad.
Like.
Reid. What the fuck.
I want Shane to have an experience where he gets in a cab in some place where hockey isn't very big, and the cabbie, making small talk, asks him if he has a wife, and Shane blurts out "I'm gay, I have a husband", and the cabbie is just like "Oh, cool man, good for you", and leaves it at that. It's such a small thing, but I think that sort of chill, casual acceptance, even from a stranger would be healing
Ilya Rozanov: Don’t steal my bones!
Shane Hollander: … What?
Ilya Rozanov: Sorry guys, I’m just worried about River Goblin.
Shane Hollander: …What.
Ilya Rozanov: You know, River Goblin. He lives in river. And if you snitch, he steals your bones.
Zane Boodram: There is no such thing as a River Goblin.
Svetlana Vetrova: Ilyusha, is this another one of those things that your brother told you to get you to do stuff? Like that spider that eats your toys if you bother him?
Ilya Rozanov: That is real thing, I saw it once.
Shane Hollander: (about Ilya ) I never expected him.
Shane Hollander: Sometimes people sneak up on you and suddenly you don’t know how you ever lived without them.
Ilya Rozanov: Do you know what I’ve realized?
Scott Hunter: That some thoughts are better left unexpressed?
Ilya Rozanov: Ha! Nice try.
Ilya Rozanov: I mean, when someone says “I forbid it”, that’s a good sign it’s worth doing.
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Shane Hollander: That giant box is Ilya’s gift for me?
Svetlana Vetrova: Yep.
Shane Hollander: He’s inside, isn’t he?
Svetlana Vetrova: Yep.
More HR as textposts:
ilya playing the sims. ilya voice look shane i locked hayden pike in basement
look shane all montreal voyageurs are in pool and i removed ladder
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@myshangel
ilya playing the sims. ilya voice look shane i locked hayden pike in basement
look shane all montreal voyageurs are in pool and i removed ladder
Hayden Pike: Shane, you’re acting off.
Shane Hollander: What, I can’t be in a bad mood? It’s like everyone thinks, ‘Oh, Hollander is such a collected guy, Hollander is so disciplined! Hollander can’t be in a bad mood!’ Well, you know what? Hollander CAN be in a bad mood. And right now, Hollander IS in a bad mood!
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Shane Hollander: Please? For me?
Ilya Rozanov: Don’t do that.
Shane Hollander: What?
Ilya Rozanov: You think every time you say that, and flash those big bottom eyes, I’ll do whatever you want. Not this time.
Shane Hollander:
Ilya Rozanov:
Shane Hollander: Please, Baby? For me?
Ilya Rozanov:
Ilya Rozanov: Okay.
Lapointe: WE NEED AN ADULT!
Luca Haas: WE ARE ADULTS!
Holmberg: (horrified) Oh.
Young: WE NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT! GET HOLLIE!
