Shane Hollander: So, what do you do when you’re not working?
Jackie Pike: Shane, I am comfortable with quiet. When you’re with me, you don’t need to fill the silence.
Shane Hollander: (sighs in relief) Okay, thanks.

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Shane Hollander: So, what do you do when you’re not working?
Jackie Pike: Shane, I am comfortable with quiet. When you’re with me, you don’t need to fill the silence.
Shane Hollander: (sighs in relief) Okay, thanks.

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Troy Barrett: We’re friends. I was building up to call you “Shane” one of these days.
Shane Hollander: That will never happen. In fact, you just lost “Hollander” privileges. From now on, you can call me “Alternate Captain” or “hey you”.
Troy Barrett: Oh come on, Shane.
Shane Hollander: (glares)
Troy Barrett: Come on, hey you.
Ilya Rozanov: Hollander! I see you’re paying attention to someone who is not me. Why is this.
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the average twitter vs tumblr community experience
Seems about right

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Obsessed with the idea of Shane randomly encountering Bad Bunny at a bar just like he encountered Rose. (Because he has the BEST luck.)
But he doesn't know who Bad Bunny is, and Bad Bunny doesn't know who Shane is... So they're both just making small talk with this hot guy they met at the bar while they wait for their drinks. They're enjoying talking to someone who doesn't know their celebrity status. And Shane is getting a little flustered despite being married, because damn if this guy isn't his type, and Bad Bunny is lowkey flirting with him.
And then Ilya shows up and has a heart attack. Alternating between fanboying over Bad Bunny and wanting to fight him. Just standing there frozen with this bonkers expression on his face.
And Shane is completely oblivious. "Hey, you're back! I ordered you a beer. Oh, and this is Benito. Benito, this is my husband Ilya........... Baby, are you okay? Why do you look like that?"
Listen, you put Shane Hollander in a bar unattended, there is at least a 50% chance he walks away with a new celebrity bff
Cliff Marleau: Yo.
Hayden Pike: Did you just say ‘Yo’?
Cliff Marleau: I started saying it ironically, but now it’s just natural.
Hayden Pike: Cool. (fingerguns)
Cliff Marleau: You too?
Hayden Pike: Yep. (fires several fingerguns)
Shane Hollander: You forgot your sweatshirt here so I’m sleeping in it.
Ilya Rozanov: I did this on purpose.
Yuna Hollander: I’m sorry, Honey, but we have a big problem.
Shane Hollander: (exhausted) I should copyright that phrase.
Elena Rygg: So you and Scott Hunter seem really close.
Kip Grady: Oh… We’re just friends.
Elena Rygg: Please. You know more than anyone that he is one heartbeat away from getting your name tattooed on his ass.

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Shane Hollander: (gets slightly hurt)
Ilya Rozanov: (waking up in a cold sweat) Something is wrong.
Thete's a dog that comes into the bookstore where I work, and he is basically exactly how I envision Anya, just replacing his black patches with brown
Shane + Yuna 1999
*Knock knock* ✊
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Harris Drover: No, you absolutely cannot post that.
Ilya Rozanov: (slides a crumpled bill across the table) Maybe this will… change… your mind.
Harris Drover: Ilya. I know you’re not trying to bribe me.
Ilya Rozanov: (lifts up a puppy with a bow around its neck) What about now?
Harris Drover:
Harris Drover: (cradling the puppy) You may proceed.

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Ilya Rozanov: What the fuck? If I ever find out who stole my jacket, they’re going to get-
Shane Hollander: (walks in wearing Ilya’s jacket) Morning, Baby.
Ilya Rozanov: -A big kiss from me.
Hayden Pike: You were actually helpful.
Ilya Rozanov: I do that quite a lot. Yet people are always surprised.