Yuna Hollander: I’m sorry, Honey, but we have a big problem.
Shane Hollander: (exhausted) I should copyright that phrase.
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Yuna Hollander: I’m sorry, Honey, but we have a big problem.
Shane Hollander: (exhausted) I should copyright that phrase.

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Elena Rygg: So you and Scott Hunter seem really close.
Kip Grady: Oh… We’re just friends.
Elena Rygg: Please. You know more than anyone that he is one heartbeat away from getting your name tattooed on his ass.
Shane Hollander: (gets slightly hurt)
Ilya Rozanov: (waking up in a cold sweat) Something is wrong.
Thete's a dog that comes into the bookstore where I work, and he is basically exactly how I envision Anya, just replacing his black patches with brown
Shane + Yuna 1999

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*Knock knock* ✊
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Harris Drover: No, you absolutely cannot post that.
Ilya Rozanov: (slides a crumpled bill across the table) Maybe this will… change… your mind.
Harris Drover: Ilya. I know you’re not trying to bribe me.
Ilya Rozanov: (lifts up a puppy with a bow around its neck) What about now?
Harris Drover:
Harris Drover: (cradling the puppy) You may proceed.
Ilya Rozanov: What the fuck? If I ever find out who stole my jacket, they’re going to get-
Shane Hollander: (walks in wearing Ilya’s jacket) Morning, Baby.
Ilya Rozanov: -A big kiss from me.
Hayden Pike: You were actually helpful.
Ilya Rozanov: I do that quite a lot. Yet people are always surprised.
Shane Hollander: I thought I’d lie on the floor and writhe in pain for a while. It relaxes me.
Ilya Rozanov: It does? Oh - you are being sarcastic.
Yuna Hollander: Honestly, that’s probably a good sign.

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Shane Hollander: Ilya, my water just broke.
Ilya Rozanov: Don’t worry about that, I’ll just get you another one.
Shane Hollander:
Ilya Rozanov: Oh, you mean your body water! That’s much worse.
(later)
Ilya Rozanov: It’s been over an hour. This has to be a record for longest childbirth.
toddler shane refusing to talk after his hockey team lose a game. yuna & david are trying to be encouraging like “bud!! you played so good!!” and shane is ignoring them while climbing into his car seat where he’s going to angrily drink his juice box and then chew on the straw.
Couldn't miss the chance
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incomplete list of things hollanov realize about each other after their first summer
- Ilya's hair gets impossibly blonder with all the sun
- Shane's freckles become darker and more defined
- ilya does NOT tan his Slavic ass is burning
- shane has a ridiculously specific brand of sunscreen and REFUSES to use anything else (this will be forced onto ilya IMMEDIATELY following the first burn of the season where shane realizes with horror ilya does not believe in sun screen)
- ilya behaves like a child at the pool the moment he gets anywhere near water (including the bartering begging and pleading to not have to leave)
- shane is a fiend for popsicles. low cal sweet treat without having to eat ice cream. perfect. they stain his (and later ilyas) mouth for an entire afternoon
- the only kitchen appliance ilya can operate with any kind of competence is a microwave
- there is exactly one kind of kitchen appliance shane does NOT own. hey. wanna guess what it is.
- when Ilya's actually got all his shit his curly hair routine is EXTENSIVE. they are equally high maintenance individuals. just in different ways.
- their first summer together where theyre allowed to touch each other how they want where they want is the beginning of the realization they're both insanely clingy individuals. they will never recover.
Turning over in my head child star Rose and locker room child Shane connecting on their formative sexual experiences being ones that they didn't really actively want but had no power to control or refuse

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wife line wedding song btw. when they broke this one out at place bell during overtime you knew it was so serious. literally invoking not only deep quebec magics but the power of our royal wedding. (x)
Sharing the secrets of your hearth with strangers who will never be able to meet or thank you. Honoring the dead through learning their traditions of the home; emulation and exaltation. A good carrot cake.
Screenshots for those who want to try to make the recipes. One was completely blocked by text but I thought maybe someone would like to make them ♡
Someone with better typing skills if ya wanna type em up….. ♡
I looked up the obscured grave with the blueberry pie recipe:
From Margaret Davis
GLAZED BLUEBERRY PIE
- Soften a 3 oz. pkg. cream cheese.
- Spread in bottom of cooled, cooked pastry shell.
- Fill shell with 3 cups of blueberries.
- To an additional 1 cup of blueberries add 1 cup of water.
- Bring just to boiling.
- Simmer 2 min.
- Strain reserving juice, about ½ cup.
- Combine ¾ cup sugar, and 2 tablespoons corn starch.
- Gradually add reserved juice.
- Cook, stirring constantly until thick and clear.
- Cool slightly and add:
- 2 tablespoons lemon juice
- Pour over berries in pastry shell and chill.
the others are:
From Kathryn Andrews
KAY’S FUDGE
- 2 SQ. chocolate
- 2 TBS. butter
- Melt on low heat
- Stir in 1 cup milk
- Bring to boil
- 3 cups sugar
- 1 TSP. vanilla
- Pinch of salt
- Cook to softball stage
- Pour on marble slab
- Cool & Beat & Eat
From Naomi Odessa Miller-Dawson
SPRITZ COOKIES
- 1 cup of butter ormargarine
- ¾ cup sugar
- 1 teaspoon vanilla
- 1 egg
- 2 ¼ cups of flour
- ½ teaspoon baking powder.
- ⅛ teaspoon salt
From Constance Galberd
CONNIE’S DATE & NUT BREAD
100% Good Stuff - 0% Bad Stuff
Ingredients:
- 8 oz. dates cut into small pieces
- 1 cup raisins
- 2 cups boiling water
- 2 tsp. baking soda
- 1 ½ cups sugar
- 2 eggs, well beaten
- 4 cups flour
- 2 tsp. baking powder
- ½ cup chopped nuts
Directions:
- Pour boiling water (where 2 tsp. of baking soda have been dissolved) over dates and raisins. Cool.
- Add 1 ½ C. sugar and mix well.
- Add 2 eggs, well beaten.
- Gradually mix in 4 C. of flour and 2 tsp. of baking powder. Beat thoroughly.
- Add ½ C. of chopped nuts. Beat thoroughly.
- Bake at 350 for ¾ - 1 hr.
Bake in tin cans.
One batch = 13 small cans
From Christine Hammills
A GOOD CARROT CAKE
CARROT CAKE
Ingredients:
- 2 cups flour
- 4 eggs
- 2 tsp. baking powder
- 2 cups sugar
- 1 ½ tsp. soda
- 1 ½ cups oil
- 1 tsp. salt
- 2 cups grated carrots
- 2 tsp. cinnamon
- 1 (8 ½ oz.) crushed pineapple, drained
- ⅔ cup chopped nuts
Directions:
- Sift together flour, baking powder, soda salt, and cinnamon.
- Beat eggs and add sugar.
-Let stand 10 mins.
-Mix in oil, pineapple, carrots, nuts, flour mixture.
-Turn into 3 greased and floured 9-inch round cake pans.
-Bake at 350’ for 35 – 40 min.
-Cool in pans for 10 min, remove to wire racks, and cool well.
VANILLA CREAM CHEESE FROSTING
Ingredients:
- ½ cup butter
- 1 (8 oz.) cream cheese
- 1 tsp. vanilla
- 1 pound powdered sugar, sifted
Directions:
- Mix butter, cream cheese, vanilla then add sugar. First between layers, top and sides.
From Annabell Gunderson
ANNABELL’S SNICKERDOODLES
Mix Thoroughly:
- 1 c shortening
- 1 c margarine
- 3 c sugar
- 4 eggs
Sift Together And Stir In:
- 5 ½ c flour
- 4 tsp cream of tartar
- 2 tsp soda
- ½ tsp salt
Directions:
- Roll (softly) into balls the size of small walnuts.
- Roll in mixture of 6 tsp sugar and 6 tsp cinnamon.
- Place 2" apart on ungreased cookie sheet.
- Bake at 375 F for 8-10 minutes or 400 F for 6-8 until lightly brown, but still soft.
Secret is: Keep dough fluffy!
Humans have been eating meals in honor of the memory of our lost loved ones for as long as humans have been human…and probably even proto-human.
Theres actually a cookbook of these now