Probably Just Fandom Stuff

Shane Hollander: … What?

Ilya Rozanov: Sorry guys, I’m just worried about River Goblin.

Shane Hollander: …What.

Ilya Rozanov: You know, River Goblin. He lives in river. And if you snitch, he steals your bones.

Zane Boodram: There is no such thing as a River Goblin.

Svetlana Vetrova: Ilyusha, is this another one of those things that your brother told you to get you to do stuff? Like that spider that eats your toys if you bother him?

Scott Hunter: That some thoughts are better left unexpressed?

Svetlana Vetrova: Yep.

Shane Hollander: He’s inside, isn’t he?

Ilya Rozanov: Don’t do that.

Shane Hollander: What?

Ilya Rozanov: You think every time you say that, and flash those big bottom eyes, I’ll do whatever you want. Not this time.

Shane Hollander:

Ilya Rozanov:

Shane Hollander: Please, Baby? For me?

Ilya Rozanov:

Luca Haas: WE ARE ADULTS!

Holmberg: (horrified) Oh.

Jackie Pike: There is no “I” in this relationship, Hayden, only “we”.

Hayden Pike: Uh, okay, “we” are bisexual.

Shane Hollander: (fondly rolls his eyes) Yeah, you’re a bad boy.

Ilya Rozanov: Oh yes?

Ilya Rozanov: (pulls him closer) So, how bad am I?

Shane Hollander: (remembers the time Ilya claimed he didn’t want another drink, than finished Shane’s instead)