Probably Just Fandom Stuff

Wyatt Hayes: What’s the dumbest thing you believed as a child?

(after an ice wide brawl)

Ilya Rozanov: I like when you’re in grocery store and you see people buying eggs because they always pick up carton and then open it like it is metal briefcase full of cash involved in drug deal and they’re confirming it’s money. “Don’t bother counting it, it’s all there. 12.” Then they always pick one up and inspect it like, “Yeah, it’s Grade A alright…Is real deal.”

Shane Hollander: How about we-

Shane Hollander: So, what do you do when you’re not working?

Troy Barrett: We’re friends. I was building up to call you “Shane” one of these days.

Cliff Marleau: Yo.

Shane Hollander: You forgot your sweatshirt here so I’m sleeping in it.

Yuna Hollander: I’m sorry, Honey, but we have a big problem.

Elena Rygg: So you and Scott Hunter seem really close.

Shane Hollander: (gets slightly hurt)