Blue's Sphere

Special shoutout to all the queer, intersex, and trans het folks. Sorry for all the “it’s illegal to be straight this month” jokes you’ll have to endure. Y’all are still very much part of the community.

i know theres still plenty of time to go yet but what if capcom legit doesnt do anything of note for the ace attorney 25th anniversary and we're all just sitting here clenched for fucking nothing.

its like i just keep going about my regular day to day life and remember that i actually at all times have a giant cartoonish anvil suspended over my head dangling from a rope being held by some random japanese video game executive who may choose to let go at any given moment. but it's fine because they're not putting out a new game. they wouldn't do that. it wouldn't happen. [shaking] it wont happen

#just sitting here fucking clenched

I am fucking dying

UNMUTE IT  P L E A S E

Genuinely one of the best impressions I’ve ever heard, lmao. Fucking class.

and what if I told you guys that virtually everyone you ever meet will turn out to be really interesting if you give them a chance

some real miserable fucks in the notes I fear

I'm not even saying you have to talk to every single person you meet. and you're certainly not going to LIKE all of them. but every person does have a rich interior life and complex feelings and unique worldview. sorry.

this is truly one of the most tumblr posts i've ever seen. i know chronically online people exist in all corners of the internet but i feel like this is the only place where someone could say something as uncontroversial as "you will find out that people have personalities when you talk to them" and get responses like "oh so you're making the ABLEIST assertion that i should FORCE MYSELF to push past my SOCIAL ANXIETY to talk to BIGOTS????" amazing work, guys

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do