born to be

Very versatile.

I’m not saying you’re gay but don’t pretend like you haven’t tasted oats before and I’m not talking about breakfast cereal.

Gaymance.

I like to see two men kissing.

We never even dated.

I like the way you say things.

Here’s the deal.

I’m just trying to be naked a lot this year.

Where’s the lie?

Oink oink.

I hate when people ask what sign I am because obviously I’m a warning sign. So I just say Gemini because, you know… to keep things simple.

I don’t have a type.

Hej… hola.

Innuendo.

I’m wearing a 5 panel bucket hat, a beat up pair of jeans shorts, and nothing else. My style is reflected by the belief that clothes beyond the absolute essentials are a complete waste of money while serving body in the most pro homo way possible. I usually try to pay homage to vintage men when I put my outfits together but always with stack your money and act broke aesthetic in mind.

Homo exercise.