Batshit Moments in Australia

If anyone feels like a failure, just know that two years ago we were offered a book deal by Penguin Random House but did not realise because we never checked our DMs and by the time we finally read the message the offer had expired.

Two years later we cold emailed penguin and they said we can still write the book. Which is a bit of a problem because now we have to learn how to write a book.

If anyone feels like a failure, just know that two years ago we were offered a book deal by Penguin Random House but did not realise because we never checked our DMs and by the time we finally read the message the offer had expired.

Two years later we cold emailed penguin and they said we can still write the book. Which is a bit of a problem because now we have to learn how to write a book.

Merry Fuckmas mates

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˙ʇɐqʇᴉnɹɟ ɐ ǝɯoɔǝq oʇ pǝpᴉɔǝp ǝʌ,I

To Australians this is just a normal post

Thankyou to everyone for the helpful replies and context - so turns out a cockatoo broke our rocket.

A ... spokesperson?

You'll all be pleased to know that this rocket finally launched today and it blew up immediately

Deze gebruiker zou het niet overleven in Australië.

Merry Fuckmas mates

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