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guy who has chronic pain and fatigue: man why can't i do more stuff
guy who has chronic pain and fatigue: man i'm so tired today for some reason
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me: did you notice i’m growing out my mustache?
mom: oh really? *glances over at me/my mustache*
me: *waits for a reaction*
mom: *notices i’m waiting for a reaction*
mom: did you just start growing it out today?
me: 😐
me: i haven’t shaved it in a month or two
mom: really?? *does a double-take*
me: 😐😑😐
mom: i mean, uh. good job? keep working on it, i guess…
Ugh they are always doing this
Little freaks
The Amnesty International report that JK Rowling is trying to censor through legal threats.
It can also be found on Google Drive here and on Bluesky here.
Please save and share this info where possible. This report has since been removed by Amnesty International due to legal threats of libel from JK Rowling. This information is no longer easily accessible.
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Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?
It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!
It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.
Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this
Hell yeah moon holiday
Ooh coming up we should celebrate
PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)
HAPPY MOON DAY MONDAY
i put it in my calendar and (thankfully) provided a link back to this post, bc when i saw it today i was like “wtf is moon day monday??”
Oh you thought I would be your golden retriever boyfriend? Sorry I’m your husky boyfriend. AWOWOOOOOROTOTOOOOOOAUAUAUAUAUAUAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAWAWAEAEAEAEAWAWAWAWAWAAAAAAAAA
YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO FIGHT
AND-
YOU’RE GONNA WIN!
[image description: a line drawing of Johann, a man with shaggy hair in a bard’s outfit. He has an intense expression on his face and he’s holding a violin. His cape is billowing backwards and written behind him in red, capitalized letters, partially obscured by his form, are the words: “You’re going to have to fight and– you’re gonna win!”]
Resident Evil 4 (2023)
nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic
Okay, I requested the wiki on miraheze just now. I hope the explanation was decent enough
I kept it to just "tumblr sexyman" to try to avoid accusations of duplicate wikis.
we'll see if it is approved and if so, I'll figure out how to actually make the wiki lmao
(also I marked the wiki as NSFW so that there wouldn't be any opportunity to hand-wring about ~the children~)
I got this reply as an "update"
note the comment is by "createwiki ai", so basically an automated response that the wiki i marked as nsfw could be nsfw
i'll keep y'all in the loop as i get updates but this response doesn't fill me with confidence it will be approved
okay this is the last update i'm adding to this post (and possibly on the subject in general) because i don't want to bother OP more than i have
TLDR my request was denied because it's too similar to the existing one. i really should have seen that coming. here's the denial and my response
so that's that on that, i guess. the other option for wiki hosts is fandom.com which is. 😒 shitty.
i am willing to continue pursuing the matter if y'all are interested! send me an ask (anon is on) if you are.
(also i dont think i have to say this but i will just in case: don't harass anyone about this. i blocked out the mod's name on the denial to play it safe, but leave the 'sexy'pedia wiki mods alone too. it sounds like half of the contributing users are minors, which. makes a lot of sense lmao)
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yeah actually we removed the big bad wolf from the little red riding hood story because portraying violence against minors is really messed up. yeah. yeah also the wolf narrative was really predatory and had had some icky grooming vibes and a fable meant for literal children shouldn’t have implied p*do shit and grape so now little red riding hood goes into the woods and nothing happens and she goes to grandma’s house. don’t worry our kids will still stick to the path and know not to follow to wolves implicitly because we told them to and children should always do as their told. just like little red riding hood does now.
nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic
Okay, I requested the wiki on miraheze just now. I hope the explanation was decent enough
I kept it to just "tumblr sexyman" to try to avoid accusations of duplicate wikis.
we'll see if it is approved and if so, I'll figure out how to actually make the wiki lmao
(also I marked the wiki as NSFW so that there wouldn't be any opportunity to hand-wring about ~the children~)
I got this reply as an "update"
note the comment is by "createwiki ai", so basically an automated response that the wiki i marked as nsfw could be nsfw
i'll keep y'all in the loop as i get updates but this response doesn't fill me with confidence it will be approved
nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic
Okay, I requested the wiki on miraheze just now. I hope the explanation was decent enough
I kept it to just "tumblr sexyman" to try to avoid accusations of duplicate wikis.
we'll see if it is approved and if so, I'll figure out how to actually make the wiki lmao
(also I marked the wiki as NSFW so that there wouldn't be any opportunity to hand-wring about ~the children~)
however small you may think this dog could be, it is sooo much smaller
that is a spice-organizer-being-used-a-staircase level of small
is there a name for feeling irrationally guilty about things for no reason? like anxiety, only instead of (or along with, usually) feeling anxious, you feel guilt?
like that one joke about “why are you building a birdhouse when [name i forgot]’s murder hasn’t been solved?!” only it’s my brain saying that
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She woke me up to tell me about a stink bug
To wake me up she purred realll loud into my ear while making giant biscuits on my shoulder. As soon as I woke up she popped up and sat under the stink bug and let out one very purposeful and well enunciated meow. I didn't immediately get up to help her with the bug on the wall so of course she had to escalate. She stood on her hind legs and stretched one arm out towards the stink bug (as if to point at it) while purring intensely and making eye contact
Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry.
"Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry."
It fucking better.
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