A playing card by any other name:

It's the start of peach 🍑 season in the US, post ass to show your appreciation for stone fruit

You have so much to say in your early twenties. I used to post so much more on multiple social media sites. And enshittification side, now I mostly lurk and give the occasional life update

What if I started sending my husband porn, not because I want him to fuck me like that but because when I ask him to take a picture of my ass that's the angle I'm intending to capture

Bitch McConnell is supposedly braindead and they're hiding it so they don't have to hold a special election before the midterms and I'm praying some nurse or janitorial staff or mysterious power failure bumps into a critical power cord just enough...