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(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you
the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user
if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal
pride month!!!
Is that a miette?
Pride for you! Pride for a thousand years!!
you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!
why is it able to instantly liquify a bay leaf but struggles with garlic 😭
it’s fine—I turned it off and started trying to fish out the bay leaf bits with a fork
okay actually though. How bad is it really to have bay leaf in there?? looking it up
Okay so it’s Not Ideal but I’m just gonna blend it more and Deal With It
fuck.
I’m giving the swiffer a 4/10 rating for its ability to clean ceilings btw
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god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies
Honestly, as I was watching the donghua, I started low-key feeling so bad for Jin Guangyao I started wishing Shen Yuan would transmigrate into his shitty dad.
every svsss fan faced with literally any tragic story in any piece of media: shen yuan could fix this
Save him, Shen Yuan. Shen Yuan, save him.
#svsss#mdzs#crossover#jin guangyao#jin guangshan#shen yuan#at the very least SY's complete disinterest in women would butterfly effect into solving a whole lot of problems#and as the son of a stupidly wealthy family he knows how to effectively use his wealth to delegate#okay I'm warming up to this now#It' 1000% funnier if SY arrives with absolutely no knowledge of mdzs and has to get by on his wits#the only question is when in canon to drop him?#if early he'd solve a lot of the domestic problems by virtue of being himself#illegitimate child shows up? of course he'll take them in. it's not like he can't afford it. let's gett these kids an expensive education#it is utterly vital that his half dozen oops babies become uttterly devoted as dad steps up magnificiently but is a pretty terrible warrior#cue all of these kids worrying about someone usurping new beloved dad and plotting and becoming utterly brilliant in all areas#there's a bit of a wobble with JZX being/feeling inadequate but SY puts a stop to that#he's the eldest legitimate son of course he inherits but he has tto look out for his siblings. they're going to help him run the sect#but SY does come down hard on disrespecting JYL. HDU be so rude to a nice young lady. you're a big brother be better#Shen Yuan is not mad he's disappointed#headcanon this route ends up with JGY deciding to pre emptively do a little assassination and sunshot campaign does not become a thing#SY must never clock who is the real 'main character'. Basically not noticing WY and LZ's whole thing in the background#but strikes up an odd but deep friendship with Lan Qiren based on literature. Everyone is confused but decide it is rather a good thing#alternatively SY dropping into the plott a few months before JGY decides 'to hell with this' and assassinates him (via @aoi-24)
I had also considered that the earlier he arrives, the more problems SY solves. But we know he ain't got that kinda luck, lmao. Having no knowledge of MDZS also, especially if he makes some assumptions that give him more trouble in the long run. SY dropping in just before JGY decides to assassinate JGS also occurred to me, but that would be the most difficult point and I want to have a bit more mercy on SY.
Which is why my thought was, transmigrating after the Sunshot Campaign ends. So JGY freshly legitimized and eager to work his way up, and SY soon realizes JGY is like, his only competent relative in the whole clan. I mean, Jin Zixuan is a nice boy and a good heir, but fucking hell, it's like nobody taught him what he needed to know about politics growing up. Everyone in the Jin Clan is going to eat his lunch at this rate.
And then on the other hand, several people are hinting to SY!JGS like, hey, so are we just going to leave that crazed necromancer holding on to that stupid powerful amulet? And SY is like, I'm sorry what? We absolutely cannot let a crazed necromancer hold on to a stupid powerful amulet. What the fuck. Didn't we *just* have a war about this kinda thing. And then things just evolve from there. Is SY doing his best? Yes. But for the reader's interest he does need a few screw-ups along the way to keep things spicy.
Some additional thoughts I've been rotating about this concept:
-Does JGY figure out SY!JGS isn't the same guy as OG!JGS? ...maybe, maybe not, but even if he does, his uncontrollable craving for a parental figure makes him uniquely vulnerable to SY's mommybeam in such a way that he wouldn't be doing anything about it anyway.
-JGS might have been afraid of Madam Jin, but SY sure isn't, and takes pretty much everything about her in stride. Just because they're in a loveless marriage doesn't mean they have to be rude to one another, is what SY thinks. This confuses Madam Jin terribly, especially the combination of SY!JGS no longer seeing other women yet at the same time cheerfully acknowledging his bastards.
-I think even if JGS hadn't suffered a qi deviation that caused SY to transmigrate into him, people would still assume something like that must have happened to explain all of SY's... SY-ness
-SY is going to deal with the fact that JGS surrounded himself with nothing but asskissers and social climbers. How is he going to distance himself from these useless lickspittles? Just the sheer extinction burst Jin Zixun is going to have when he realizes he's not uncle's favorite anymore is going to be a headache to deal with
-SY!JGS is going to accidentally stumble into the truth about Qin Su because he takes a bit too much interest in JGY's nuptials. He's going to just meander in to have a nice chat with the future in-laws and he's going to get cornered by either Qin Su's mother or the servant who knows the truth and the exchange is going to leave him with some HELLA uncomfortable revelations. now he's put in the position of having to bar his new favorite son from getting married to this nice girl just as JGY's starting to trust him, but oh my god, he's really gonna have to trust him on this, JGY does NOT want to marry that girl. Go spend some time with that nice Lan boy, daddy has to go find you a new marriage candidate because what the fuck
YES, and: what is going through SY's twisty little mind?
He transmigrated into a man who just won a war against an evil tyrant, he's on top of the world, there are only a few people who would dare to argue with him. All these women simpering around him and highlighting their...attributes, it must be because this body is so handsome (yeah, I hate this as much as anybody, but JGS is canonically good-looking) and cool, right?
So! He must be the protagonist right after the arc where he's come into his power after overthrowing the big bad. Which is great! But it seems unfair that he should have all the rewards when he didn't do anything to earn them. Not that he's complaining, SY loves not having to work for his money. But all these women who think they want him, they actually want somebody who's not in this body anymore. If he took advantage of their affections for the original goods, that would be super sleazy, he can't do that to them. So that's the reason he's not sleeping with any of the women. It just wouldn't be fair to the women to think they're getting the stallion JGS and actually end up with neet SY.
Eventually, he runs into discrepancies and has to overhaul this worldview, but I could see him spending a year or two believing JGS is supposed to be the protagonist. And while he's activating the wifebeam and making JGS's children feel loved, he's sitting there thinking, "well, JGS is probably supposed to be doing all sorts of cool political maneuvering and conquering and papapa-ing right now, but I'm not really protagonist material, so I'll just rest on my laurels. Original Goods, I'm sorry for messing up the power fantasy you did so much work to set up!"
Oh, Shen Yuan would probably conclude quite quickly JGS can't have been the protagonist. At least as soon as his more sleazy traits become obvious. What kind of protagonist cheats on his wife? What kind of protagonist didn't even fight in the war personally until the outcome was already clear? Lame. This guy is clearly a canon fodder, no matter how good looking.
He'd probably assume that Jin Zixuan was the protagonist instead: a handsome, upright lad who grew up righteous even in this den of snakes. A bit naive maybe, but that's to add a bit of charm and to facilitate his epic romance full of misunderstandings with Jiang Yanli! Ah, how sweet. He really needs to get these kids back together, clearly they are the main couple and meant to have their happy ending now!
JGY, then, as the cunning, illegitimate half-brother, must therefore have been the villain the original story, someone to create trouble for the heroic protagonist and give him a bit of political intrigue to cut his teeth on as he worked to become the competent future sect leader. He can picture it right now, the ending of that story: the heroic Jin Zixuan revealing the backstage machinations of Jin Guangyao, perhaps after their father suffers some unfortunate assassination, resulting in Jin Zixuan having to take up the mantle of leadership and JGY getting his just desserts.
But SY!JGS realizes quickly that it would be such a waste for these brothers to be pitted against each other. Perhaps that was what the original father in this story would have been doing, but no way is SY!JGS promoting that kind of family discord.
So SY!JGS decides to give JGY all the paternal guidance that he was clearly lacking up until this point in life, in order to steer him away from the villainous path.
This results in JGY having no idea what his father even wants from him, but being 110% ready to plot on his behalf. SY!JGS thinks they're just spending quality time together, but discovers quickly that if he even makes a displeased remark about someone, they seem to suffer some... suspiciously convenient accidents. Aha...haha... right... that can't possibly be because of JGY with his big innocent eyes and angelic smile, right?
...Hm. (cue SY!JGS fanning himself a bit quicker as he breaks out into cold sweat)
Bro I just nearly fucking died
My throats fucked but I like inhaled toothpaste and my throat seized up and I couldn’t breathe worst part is I spat toothpaste everywhere trying to get it out of my mouth and my throat is like fuzzy now?? Water did not help honey tea might
Dude I was dry heaving into a sink barely breathing and my brain went “this is gonna make a sick ass tumblr story”
is this accurate
Absolutely flawless how did you get these photos?
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And just like that, Tim fell.
Tim's moral compass was pointing due north😜, brain screaming "MURDERER." His pants, unfortunately, were a traitor with a mind of their own.
Tim的上半身在和下半身打架,脑子想得是,我靠怎么办,失踪已久的哥回来变杀人犯了。裤裆想的是,衣服有点小紧,想立正了😂。
书接上回,还是古风AU。Chinese Wuxia/Jianghu AU.
wanted to give him slutty fingerless gloves
You know how there's like some mathematician or something, who like did some useful stuff but is primarily known for overshadowing that work by going to great lengths trying to convince people to blow up the moon or something?
I wanna be like that but the hill I'm dying on is that the moon should be considered a planet
Stop tagging this about the Unabomber it's not about the Unabomber, it's about time we give the other fucked up mathematicians some recognition, it's about this fucking guy
OP you're right and you should say it. There are 9 planets in the solar system and two of them are in a binary planetary system. I will die on this hill.
EXACTLY. EARTH-MOON IS A BINARY PLANET SYSTEM. AND I WILL BECOME NOTABLE FOR MY FREQUENT POSTS TO VARIOUS TUMBLR BLOGS AND MY ADVOCACY FOR THE RECOGNITION OF THE MOON AS A PLANET.
Now, dear reader, you might say: "But three of the Jovian moons and Titan are bigger than the Moon!". And to that I say yes, but two of those are bigger than Mercury also and people aren't usually upset about that. Plus all of those are satellites of bodies that are completely incomparable in scale.
Ganymede, the biggest moon in the solar system, is 0.008% the mass of Jupiter. The Moon is a bit over 1.2% of Earth's mass and a solid 27% of its radius. There's no other planet* in the solar system with a satellite anywhere close to the kind of similarity in size that the Earth-Moon system has.
You might also say "Fine but it's literally called 'The Moon' so that's a bit silly". To which I say that I've been calling it that to be more easily understood but it would be extremely easy to switch to calling it "Luna" which is what most people do when they encounter situations where saying "The Moon" creates ambiguity - like when writing sci-fi or a nontrivial amount of astronomical research.
In conclusion, lumping Luna in with the satellites of other bodies is unhelpful because it is geophysically distinct from most of them, and orbitally distinct from all of them. Luna is a planet and it's rad that we can see one so clearly in the night sky.
[*No, Pluto is not a planet, but yes Pluto-Charon is totally a dwarf planet binary]
I'll integrate this into my belief system but only because it's funny
hello???? hello??????????? have we walked into the twilight zone or something??????????? yes, the moon is a percentage (a percentage almost exactly) of earth’s mass, but that doesn’t magically make us a binary system! the barycenter is still well within the diameter of earth! what next, are you going to say that since deimos and phobos orbit mars, they’re actually a trinary planetary system?? you fucking better not!
Hi, I'm an astrophysicist, I am well aware of the IAU (International Astronomical Union) definition of a planet. It is a definition that is relatively controversial and doesn't really make a lot of sense - it was mostly written to prevent the list of planets from getting too long as we discovered more dwarfs. This definition does not include anything to do with barycentres - I'll get back to that.
The IAU definition of a planet has 3 parts:
1. Object in orbit around our Sun
2. Object has reached hydrostatic equilibrium (i.e. it's a sphere, not a potato)
3. Object has cleared its neighborhood around its orbit
Both Earth and Luna satisfy 2. I will accept that 1 is debatable, but the crux of my argument is that Luna is the size of a terrestrial planet (yes, ~1% of Earth's mass, but still huge and of roughly the same order of magnitude as Mercury, which is a mere ~5% of Earth's mass) and exceptionally large relative to its orbital partner compared to any other "satellite", a factor the IAU does not account for.
It's important to note that 1 literally does not permit binary planets - even if both bodies are identical, one must be the "moon". This is major criticism of the IAU definition. It also doesn't account for exoplanets or rogue planets, but that's another story.
3 is where this definition falls apart. You could easily argue that most of the planets in our solar system fail depending on how you interpret it, because it's so fuzzy. The Earth fails, because there's a planet-sized body chilling out in its orbit (Luna), Jupiter fails because it has huge quantities of asteroids trapped in its Lagrange points, etc.
In the latter case, we say that because Jupiter is determining the motion of these bodies, it still counts. For the Earth we simply ignore Luna and say that the rule is more about stray bodies than orbital partners. But by the same logic we can say that for Luna we ignore the Earth, and Luna passes.
So I would argue that the IAU definition is bad, but if you fixed it so that it allowed binary systems to exist, it would readily define Luna as a planet in my view (if you deleted the Earth from the solar system and left Luna, it would unambiguously meet the criteria).
Now let's talk about barycentres.
The barycentre of two bodies in orbit is just their overall centre of mass. People often point to the external barycentre of the Pluto-Charon system to indicate that they are binary dwarfs. However, this is a poor metric in my view, because it's highly dependent on orbital distance.
The centre of mass of the Earth-Luna system is inside the Earth at present, but if Luna simply orbited further away, the barycentre would be in the empty space between them, with nothing about the two bodies individually, or the qualitative nature of their orbits, having changed. In fact, given enough time and pretending the Sun won't consume both bodies in a few billion years, Luna would actually drift far enough away due to tidal interactions for this to happen - it would be silly for it to suddenly be a planet one day when it wasn't the day before.
To answer your question, no. I would under no circumstances argue that the martian moons are planets. They are minuscule space potatoes that are not even large by the standards of asteroids. If Mars were close enough in mass to them for the system to be considered plausibly trinary, it would be far too small to even qualify as a dwarf planet (and there's no way such a system would be gravitationally stable to perturbation by Jupiter regardless).
@hereticalteapot Thank you so much for laying this all out! I totally agree. Something that's motivating to me is the fact that Luna is more gravitationally attracted to the Sun than to Earth- and by that definition is orbiting the Sun, not the Earth. This is not true of any other "moons" in our solar system except some which are not even large enough to become spheres- so this is another way in which it is different from the moons in our system.
It's really frustrating to me when people lash out and say "You're wrong because there's a definition, for the love of god look up the definition" about a topic where I think it's clear my point is that I KNOW the definition and I disagree with it. And that's allowed! Definitions are made up! "Planets" are made up, and I think we should make them up differently!
All the things in our solar system are just different kinds of rocks dancing to each other's gravity- they're all affected by each one's gravity, even in tiny ways. They do not fall neatly into subcategories "planet" and "not a planet" - we made this distinction up because we wanted it. We noticed that some of the bodies in our solar system seemed much more important and dominant than others and we wanted a name for that. But the planets don't know that- they don't have an inherent major distinction between them, nor are they obligated to. When we wanted to come up with a way to clearly decide which bodies were planets, we had to make something up.
What we made up is a little bit vague, and even if it were extremely clear cut, we could still debate whether it was a reasonable or intuitive or useful definition.
In science we have lots of definitions, and they aren't handed down by god, they're made by people, and they are made to be useful, and when they aren't useful or reasonable, they can be and should be and are changed. Knowing which things fit which definitions is part of science, but another part of science is thinking critically about whether things SHOULD be defined, how they should be defined, whether definitions need to be changed, and other things like this- and that's messier than just knowing facts. But that's science.
I hate to say it folks, but my fondness for the "Luna is a planet" argument might not just be because it's silly and I like to be silly. It might be a really convenient training ground for thinking about definitions which are social constructs in other contexts. Like race, sex, gender, disability, economics. These things, like planets, are made up. They are very real, don't get me wrong! They are real because we made them up! But what, exactly, they are... we decided it. And we could decide differently. We have that power. If you don't like something because it doesn't fit a definition- that's not really an argument against it. Because the definition could be changed. Should it be?
This is all great points and you're so right.
Also for any barycenter definition fans - the barycenter of Luna and Jupiter is within Jupiter. I think we can all agree Luna is not a moon of Jupiter.
Something else to note is that IAU bylaws require a new definition to be voted on to be circulating for at least a year in the scientific community. The one voted on in 2006 was drafted the same day. Also, the vote was specifically and carefully planned such that most of the planetary scientists who were only there for specific parts of the conference relevant to their fields had left already. It was rigged and in violation of their own bylaws, so I think its well past time we stop listening to this absurd definition.
What the absolute fuck I can't believe election rigging is part of this story lmfao
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Prev I would really like you to explain what you meant by some of this because I think I'm not aware of some physics you're referring to. But. On the other hand. I am SLIGHTLY afraid to ask.
i am Incapable of putting things into words in any reasonable manor so instead i have drawn a handy diagram
Well. I guess that helps.
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