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thursday..... and i bet you wish you were her

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circumference-pie

This isn't rage, it's too specific.

Nirvana in Fire + The Hand by Annabelle Dinda

#timezone rb

king-sejong-the-great

Callout post for Emperor Gaozu of Han

@emperor-gaozu-of-han.

Some time back, in a conversation that began with the esteemed @qin-shi-huang-di misspelling the word "seize," you recommended that I urinate in the hats of those who annoy me.

I, being a man of decorum, of course considered this an amusing jape.

Today, in my royal history lessons, I learned that this was a thing that you actually did: literally snatched the hat off of a scholar and urinated in it while he watched. Some accounts claim you did this multiple times to many different men.

So, that having been said, I have a question for you. . .

HOW COME WHEN YOU PISS IN A MAN'S HAT, EVERYONE LAUGHS IT OFF AND YOU'RE STILL REMEMBERED AS A BELOVED HERO OF THE PEOPLE WHO FOUNDED A 400 YEAR DYNASTY, BUT MY FATHER FALLS OFF ONE BLOODY HORSE. . . !?

emperor-gaozu-of-han

It was funny as hell

I overthrew a really bad dynasty as a peasant

My dynasty was the first golden age of China

I showed the capacity to learn, grow, and change, eventually adopting Confucianism

lmaoooo imagine falling off a horse??

Anyway we were both widely respected for our times and I wouldn’t worry about it too much

qin-shi-huang-di

this month you are the lucky emperor to get my period pains projected onto you. this is an act of loyalty and appreciation i promise. i don't want you to suffer. thank you for your qervice to the people.

I DO NOT GET PERIODS

call-me-bixia

Congratulations on your pregnancy.

conquerer-of-western-chu

I send my condolences to your unborn child.

I will send my army to your unborn child.

qin-shi-huang-di

I AMN OT PEGRANT!!!!!!!

grand-theft-carbohydrates

omg congratulations on the happy news bixia! 🥢🥜🌹🌰!!!

(this is emoji for “birth a son soon”, the words “chopstick, peanut, rose, seed” are homophones for 快生贵子. I couldnt find a lychee so i used a rose instead).

qin-shi-huang-di

NOT PREGAME

king-sejong-the-great

Technically, an Emperor is a type of government employee, which means that in Joseon (after my reforms), @qin-shi-huang-di would be eligible for 100 days of maternity leave.

#hahahaha #this website's shitposting game is unreal

jianghushenanigans

CDrama guys who are literally just Mei Changsu

Zhou Zishu (Word of Honor)

Sickly ✓

Actively dying ✓

New identity ✓

Palpable self-loathing ✓

Wears furs

Seeking vengeance/restitution for dead friends/family

Total score: 4/6

Xiao Se (The Blood of Youth)

Sickly ✓

Actively dying

New identity ✓

Palpable self-loathing

Wears furs ✓

Seeking vengeance/restitution for dead friends/family ✓

Total score: 4/6

Murong Jinghe (Kill Me Love Me)

Sickly ✓

Actively dying

New identity

Palpable self-loathing ✓

Wears furs ✓

Seeking vengeance/restitution for dead friends/family ✓

Total score: 4/6

Li Lianhua (Mysterious Lotus Casebook)

Sickly ✓

Actively dying ✓

New identity ✓

Palpable self-loathing ✓

Wears furs ✓

Seeking vengeance/restitution for dead friends/family ✓

Nut Allergy ✓

Total score: 7/6

circumference-pie

#also dying bc you forgot Zhou zishu was LITERALLY the same actor

DJAKALAHFHFKSHA thanks @timesforgotten

#nirvana in fire #I like the OP #but this must be added

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forepop

CUNT MANEUVERS <3

#bahahaha #nirvana in fire

tangentiallly

Focus, commitment, and insight resulted in a “once in a century” proof. Hong Wang is now just the third woman to win a Fields Medal.

#a good read!#quanta does a good job of explaining technical stuff for the layperson #math

I kinda enjoy that a common thing for adults to call children in Chinese is “little friend.”

#is this because I accidentally said ‘excuse me little friend’ to a random kid in English?#we’ll never know

hunxi-after-hours

《风过荒野》 / 《小蘑菇》 Little Mushroom AD S1 Lyrics + Translation

作词 Lyricist：冥凰 Ming Huang

作曲 Composer：luna

演唱 Performed by：奇然 Qi Ran

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hunxi-after-hours

bringing this back because FIVE YEARS LATER they released a VA version to commemorate hitting 100 million listens 😭😭😭

#omg?#mushroomposting #suit cat image: I should listen to this again

This isn't rage, it's too specific.

Nirvana in Fire + The Hand by Annabelle Dinda

#nirvana in fire #langya bang #琅琊榜 #mu nihuang #mei changsu #xie qi #qin banruo #xiao liyang #xiao jingyan #xiao xuan #userdramas #cdramasource #userace #tuserashinlae #userginpotts #tusermona #circ gifs #began life as an event entry for “passage of time”

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perequiste

things will work out + it’s still early + not everything is lost + trees

theskydoesgreatthingsnow

LOTR abridged

clj-art-blog

小兰花 | “I’m fine…even though I'm a little lonely in Arbiter Hall alone, life isn't bad. The other fairies also treat me well. No one bullies me.”

#BANGER AFTER BANGER #it looks so dreamy!#canglanjue

where do I apply to get a mianguan emoji

#I wanna use this hypothetical emoji and say 朕知道了

everythingnowshow

what if American Psycho was wet?

#compels me.#american psycho

Ji Xiang's dead...just like that?

#i refuse to believe #yanxi palace

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