要挂在心上

sir, it is not okay to use your god status to cause marine ecological destruction just to look for your not-dead girlfriend.

imagine being Furong, your badass scary arranged fiancée is dead, but you still have to try to comfort her God boyfriend and stop him from committing heartbreak-induced ecological war crimes

this family of water dragons got dragged into this God-Chicken -- sorry, God-Phoenix -- love drama for no reason. I'm so sorry water dragons. this has literally nothing to do with you

I love me a God who stops giving a shit about the realms and stuff and dives face first (dick first?? it's hard to say at this point, pun unintended) into a forbidden relationship.

the snake lady looking at them like... I know you morons did the deed.

shen li girl you cannot be this thick. hmm I wonder what this old memory of a hot young phoenix demon bird man and your shifu's younger sister could possibly mean? like girl you're the ONLY phoenix in the entire fucking show. and you're an ORPHAN who your shifu "found on the battle field". Child pls put 2 and 2 together.

altho you have to give to Feng Lai...his life was ass. First, he gets created by some madman out of alchemy gone wrong and is told he needs to go forth and be a killing machine. Thankfully, his kind-hearted animal trainer turned eventual wife rescued him from a life of villainy. But then this bitch ass god tells him sorry-not-sorry I need you to be part of my magical combination lock to put away all the monsters. So he's sealed away for 1000 years. When he's released he realizes not only is his wife dead giving birth to his phoenix daughter, but that bitch ass god that put him away in the first place is now boning his daughter.

turns out making your sex life into a war crime is in fact a trait that can be inherited. shen li you take after your mama.

I love how dad tosses precious daughter out of the abyss and into safety, but her half dead boyfriend? he can walk/limp out by himself

in 95% of shows, the immortal emperor is fucked in the head. you wanna take his BODY?? bruv... can you take a xanax and chill?

Some of my fav Giles moments are the ones where the people around him start to realize he’s not a nice man, he’s a dangerous man who chooses to be kind

I looove when food is in a bowl. Frequently plates are being brought out and I'm thinking this could've been a bowl meal but nobody gets it

Do I actually want to write this fanfic or do I just want to wallow in the delicious daydream like a pig in the mud?

Unfortunately I wish for others to wallow in my magnificent mud pit

thank you for the magnificent mud pits, fanfic writers

This “reading” thing is fascinating…listening to other people’s perspectives deepens the human experience and could inform my benevolent rule!

#unreality

No, no, wait a minute. I think he might have a point here.

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um -_- his face is literally on the money -_-

DELETE YOUR FUCKING BLOGS