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Masterlist of polls
If anyone wants to filter out the polls, I'm going to tag everything with '#cdrama poll' going forward! (and please let me know if I forget!)
Current poll:
Most successful double agent
Minipoll - NPC
Past polls are under the cut!
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Your partner came back from the dead after being missing for decades. Every one of their friends who they went with ended up dying a horrible death.
Now, somehow, their entire mental health is based on the continued life and happiness of this fairground goldfish that they picked up.
Neither of you know the first thing about how to care for even a healthy fish. This fish has been poorly cared for, has multiple diseases and the person who handed it over explicitly didn't expect it to live nearly as long as it already has.
You're frantically googling how to set up a fish tank, where to buy fish food, can you even take a fish to the vet? Your partner wants you to know that they're happy they made it home and survived their horrific ordeal, but also that if anything happens to the fish then they're going to kill everyone on this planet and then themself.
You're honestly wondering if you're even helping the fish, or just prolonging its suffering, but your partner will only accept medical help for their many injuries or engage in basic self-care once they're confident that the fish is being looked after.
So you get a tank. You set up a filter and all that stuff. You learn way more than you ever wanted to know about water temperature and ph and nitrate levels. The fish is safe. You start to develop some affection for the little guy. Your partner begins to recover. The fish begins to recover.
Which is when you learn that in its 'healthy' state, the fish regularly refuses to sleep when tired, keeps begging for food that is obviously unhealthy for it (and struggling to eat the food that you do provide because “it tastes gross”), and continually tries to persuade your partner to take it out of its nice safe tank so it can go explore the wonderful world of Outside, where the slightest mishap will kill it instantly.
Your name is Adrian, and you kind of wants to strangle this fucking fish, statement.
Unhealthy ships in a fandom are a bioindicator. They're like finding caterpillars on your produce. You may not want to consume them---you may even find them disgusting---but if they aren't there at all, you know that stuff is COVERED in toxicity.
There are some people in the reblogs saying "too many caterpillars are unhealthy too though!" but they are WRONG. You can always remove a caterpillar but you can't wash off pesticide
#this is a metaphor for 'you can dldr as many fics as you want but you can't avoid people who come to you to make you feel bad'
laerryn and loquatius being arguably one of the best romances to ever happen in critical role's entire run is proof that you don't need hundreds upon hundreds of hours of content to be good. it's the quality of the story, not the quanity, that truly makes something impactful.
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Tumblr is the reason why I have something I call the cashier test which is, if i told this to a random cashier at the grocery store, would they think you're crazy at best or at worst would they be warranted in leaping over the counter and beating the shit out of you. Karl Marx mpreg is crazy, but not beating the shit out of you crazy. The cashier will probably talk about you to their coworkers and it might even make their day. Telling someone they're complicit in their own oppression by working a minimum wage job at a grocery store makes them warranted in leaping over the counter to beat the shit out of you.
If you're wondering, yes, I've already gotten anon hate over this from people with bad reading comprehension. No, I am not actually telling a cashier at the grocery store about Karl Marx mpreg. The cashier is virtual. Imaginary. Hypothetical. They do not exist.
Mutuals feel free to pick me up and drop me off in front of prime real estate that’s all mine
I will be scared but I will appreciate it
during an emotional moment where dick is trying to give Bruce a peptalk
dick: remember what you used to say to me whenever I made a mistake or struggled with training ?
Bruce without missing a beat: you’re a disgrace to this family
Dick, affronted: No
Bruce: you’re a disappointment?
dick: no! You used to say it’s only failure if you give up
Bruce:
Bruce: I said that?
dick, now getting mad: you are unbelievable
Bruce: it just that I have no recollection of saying that
dick: well you used to say it alot
Tim: to you maybe. When I failed he would say [drops voice into a growl] “you’d think it’s a strip show with the way you’re showing your ass”
dick, scandalised: Bruce!
Bruce, nodding solemnly: I do remember that one
people will really come into kink spaces and say you can't forcefem women like there wasn't a feature length movie about an elderly gay man forcefemming a woman as part of scheme to thwart an elaborate assassination attempt before the killer even determined their target
What... What movie is this.
ain't no way in hell this post even breaks 500
i was trying so hard to remember the nonexistent assassination subplot in My Fair Lady
1989 Nissan Snail
Y'all.
It's not a "Nissan Snail."
Nissan gave it a much better name.
It's a Nissan S-Cargo.
Okay, but it has a snail on it's mudflap!
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Possible Gen AI Writing Prompt Found In Bible
FIJMU News 7-2-26 by Bill Lasphemy
The religious world is in shock today as a previously ignored bible passage from Exodus was reexamined in light of new terminology. The passage (4:11) was usually translated as follows:
“Then the LORD said to him, ‘Who hath created thy mouth? Who can make thee speak or not speak? It is I alone, I the LORD.”
The actual Hebrew however says more literally:
“Then sayeth the LORD, ‘I can absolutely rewrite that for you to sound more like it was said by God, using proper diction for a divine entity.”
Though most bible translators ignored this wording, modern language demanded a revisitation and the results suggest two possibilities- That the bible was written using an AI, or that the bible was correct but God used an AI to sound so godly.
According to a local Torah expert, “I told you if you quote me on that stupid fact blog again I’ll get a restraining order. I’m serious this time!” Indeed, the work of a DaVinci Code style cult already seems to be trying to hide the truth.
there's art inside me trying to get out
It’s clawing at the bars of my brain
If you are going to an event this holiday season (or ever in the world in your life) and there’s going to be Somebody there you don’t want to talk to, here’s my advice.
Talk to them first.
Reasoning:
“If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And if it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.” Mark Twain. This person is your frog; get it over with!
You will fulfill any obligation to talk to this person and you will have taken the initiative. They cannot complain you “never talk to them” or that you are mean/rude if you cordially approach them first.
You have an easy excuse to leave the conversation. “Nice to see you, but I still need to say hello to [more pleasant person].” It will be easy to stay in conversation with others for a while, if you’re lucky you won’t have to speak to this Somebody again.
This is the first time I see reasonable advice about this topic on Tumblr. By 'reasonable' I mean something, that doesn't involve acting straight up rude (ignoring the person you don't want to talk to completely, pretending they don't exist, or 'standing up to them' in a way, that will immediately start na argument and ruin everyone's mood) or avoiding family gatherings completely. It is possible to spend time together, even if there's a person you don't like there, without having to talk to them much, but also without openly showing your aversion or acting passive-aggresively.
I dunno what kind of lives other people live where they think “don’t like somebody? Cut them out of your life forever” is viable advice.
Maybe I hate Great-aunt Bertha but I really want to attend family Christmas to see my cousins. Maybe I have coworkers or clients or classmates I don’t like, but am not interested in quitting my job or dropping a class for a couple of unpleasant people. Maybe I am in the same social circle as somebody I dislike, so there’s a chance they make an appearance at a party or event.
I see and interact with people I dislike on a regular basis and I develop strategies (like this one) to minimize unpleasantness when “never see them again” isn’t possible.
one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.
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living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this
For those who don't know, Ken Cheng is a professional comedian. Yes, this is the same Ken Cheng as in Blood on the Clocktower. Yes, this is the same Ken Cheng as was in Genius Game. Yes, this is the same Ken Cheng who on top of being a professional stand-up comedian is also a professional poker player.
