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Masterlist of polls
If anyone wants to filter out the polls, I'm going to tag everything with '#cdrama poll' going forward! (and please let me know if I forget!)
Current poll:
Most successful double agent
Minipoll - NPC
Past polls are under the cut!
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Mutuals feel free to pick me up and drop me off in front of prime real estate thatβs all mine
I will be scared but I will appreciate it
during an emotional moment where dick is trying to give Bruce a peptalk
dick: remember what you used to say to me whenever I made a mistake or struggled with training ?
Bruce without missing a beat: youβre a disgrace to this family
Dick, affronted: No
Bruce: youβre a disappointment?
dick: no! You used to say itβs only failure if you give up
Bruce:
Bruce: I said that?
dick, now getting mad: you are unbelievable
Bruce: it just that I have no recollection of saying that
dick: well you used to say it alot
Tim: to you maybe. When I failed he would say [drops voice into a growl] βyouβd think itβs a strip show with the way youβre showing your assβ
dick, scandalised: Bruce!
Bruce, nodding solemnly: I do remember that one
people will really come into kink spaces and say you can't forcefem women like there wasn't a feature length movie about an elderly gay man forcefemming a woman as part of scheme to thwart an elaborate assassination attempt before the killer even determined their target
What... What movie is this.
ain't no way in hell this post even breaks 500
i was trying so hard to remember the nonexistent assassination subplot in My Fair Lady
1989 Nissan Snail
Y'all.
It's not a "Nissan Snail."
Nissan gave it a much better name.
It's a Nissan S-Cargo.
Okay, but it has a snail on it's mudflap!
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Possible Gen AI Writing Prompt Found In Bible
FIJMU News 7-2-26 by Bill Lasphemy
The religious world is in shock today as a previously ignored bible passage from Exodus was reexamined in light of new terminology. The passage (4:11) was usually translated as follows:
βThen the LORD said to him, βWho hath created thy mouth? Who can make thee speak or not speak? It is I alone, I the LORD.β
The actual Hebrew however says more literally:
βThen sayeth the LORD, βI can absolutely rewrite that for you to sound more like it was said by God, using proper diction for a divine entity.β
Though most bible translators ignored this wording, modern language demanded a revisitation and the results suggest two possibilities- That the bible was written using an AI, or that the bible was correct but God used an AI to sound so godly.
According to a local Torah expert, βI told you if you quote me on that stupid fact blog again Iβll get a restraining order. Iβm serious this time!β Indeed, the work of a DaVinci Code style cult already seems to be trying to hide the truth.
there's art inside me trying to get out
Itβs clawing at the bars of my brain
If you are going to an event this holiday season (or ever in the world in your life) and thereβs going to be Somebody there you donβt want to talk to, hereβs my advice.
Talk to them first.
Reasoning:
βIf it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And if it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.β Mark Twain. This person is your frog; get it over with!
You will fulfill any obligation to talk to this person and you will have taken the initiative. They cannot complain you βnever talk to themβ or that you are mean/rude if you cordially approach them first.
You have an easy excuse to leave the conversation. βNice to see you, but I still need to say hello to [more pleasant person].β It will be easy to stay in conversation with others for a while, if youβre lucky you wonβt have to speak to this Somebody again.
This is the first time I see reasonable advice about this topic on Tumblr. By 'reasonable' I mean something, that doesn't involve acting straight up rude (ignoring the person you don't want to talk to completely, pretending they don't exist, or 'standing up to them' in a way, that will immediately start na argument and ruin everyone's mood) or avoiding family gatherings completely. It is possible to spend time together, even if there's a person you don't like there, without having to talk to them much, but also without openly showing your aversion or acting passive-aggresively.
I dunno what kind of lives other people live where they think βdonβt like somebody? Cut them out of your life foreverβ is viable advice.
Maybe I hate Great-aunt Bertha but I really want to attend family Christmas to see my cousins. Maybe I have coworkers or clients or classmates I donβt like, but am not interested in quitting my job or dropping a class for a couple of unpleasant people. Maybe I am in the same social circle as somebody I dislike, so thereβs a chance they make an appearance at a party or event.
I see and interact with people I dislike on a regular basis and I develop strategies (like this one) to minimize unpleasantness when βnever see them againβ isnβt possible.
one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.
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living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie thatβs been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this
For those who don't know, Ken Cheng is a professional comedian. Yes, this is the same Ken Cheng as in Blood on the Clocktower. Yes, this is the same Ken Cheng as was in Genius Game. Yes, this is the same Ken Cheng who on top of being a professional stand-up comedian is also a professional poker player.
i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time
for the uninitiated
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A COMINT !!
did you know?
- the menu at a restaurant is not an ingredient list you can use to create new dishes we could hypothetically make for you instead of the choices on the menu
- we do not have omelets on the menu because we do not make or serve omelets
- yes, i know we have eggs on the menu, but we still do not have omelets.
- yes, i realize omelets are eggs, but not all eggs are omelets, and the eggs we serve are not omelets.
- you cannot out-logic me so that i cave in and ring in an omelet for you. i am better at arguing than you are.
- there are no omelets here. there have not been, and will not be, omelets here. if you want an omelet you will need to go somewhere else.
- i can also promise that you do not want an omelet cooked by line cooks who have not been trained how to make omelets. because we don't sell omelets.
- no, i am not going to single-handedly put service on pause for the next twenty minutes while three cooks google how to make an omelet and then proceed to fuck up multiple omelets that our kitchen is not set up to prepare, so you can have an omelet.
-and we both know you'd bitch if it takes longer than six minutes to come out anyway.
- no, you may not just go back into the kitchen and make yourself an omelet. the line cooks do not take kindly to trespassing. also, what the hell.
- i hear that you want an omelet. that does not change the fact that we do not offer omelets. if you want to eat an omelet, you will need to go to another restaurant that does have omelets on the menu. this is not negotiable.
- i am the manager.
- yeah, alright, go fuck yourself too, bob.
literally today a woman came in to the restaurant i work at, looked at the menu, looked around at all the tables eating, watched us take orders, watched us run food out to table. and then she approached me and asked "is this a restaurant?"
i thought for sure i misheard her, but no. she was asking "is this a restaurant?", almost as if maybe she had heard of the concept of restaurants but had never experienced one for herself, and she needed to get confirmation from somebody else.
i could not control my face. i had to walk away and another coworker had to step in to kindly explain that yes, the restaurant is a restaurant.
i would never lie to you.
