Don't prod the beach rubble.

90s/00s movie and tv version of nyc is a time-space that is maybe one of my fave things on earth. everyone is endearingly messy, some jokes aged terribly, the city is always its own character, every female character is a sort of gay man in disguise, it's never too hot, women wear heels and no one's ever heard of the subway, everyone is pretending to be only incidentally glamorous like what else do I need to feel a deep nostalgia for sitting in a movie theater in my childhood and dreaming. DREAMING!

jacob tierney voice i appreciate your hardwork designing the ottawa centaurs logo for season 2 of my hit tv show heated rivalry. is there any possible way we can make it look like the centaur in question is very sexually needy and, again if possible, cock hungry? i need it to at least be implied that the ottawa centaur himself is a, formally sexually repressed mind you, gay centaur currently coming into himself and his identity. thanks.

it would be pretty funny if justice was just drinking milkshakes and eating fries while everyone else worked out and suffered

Can’t wait for ilya and troy to discover the power of friendship and awkwardly coming out to your coworker while walking around a city that isn’t yours while trying to maintain your aura of cool detached mystique

harris to ryan price: so i have this movie i think you should watch. about a tv that glows

troy looks like a stranger things minor character that tumblr decides is gay and invents a story for and gets mad and calls it homophobic when a slime monster eats him

everybody watch i saw the tv glow let it make you trans and then get excited for justice as harris im begging you

okay now. Where Is My Zane Boodram :(

Troy Barrett spent all of Role Model being possessed by the spirit of Ernest Hemingway while Harris Drover spent it possessed by a Bath & Body Works Winter Candy Apple candle