Don't prod the beach rubble.

Crucially #myshane plays to his twentieth season which is just long enough to have the experience of meeting Ottawa's new draft prospect, also named Shane, and to smile and jokingly say, "Hey nice name," and for the rookie to gulp and say, "Thank you sir I am named after you" and that makes Shane sit in his stall and stare at the floor between his skates for. Significantly too long to be healthy.

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

The Clarifier would like to make just one more comment

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

the threads girlies are planning to donate to charity on the 10th to celebrate the hollanov wedding anniversary and i think we should get in on this too…….

apparently jacob is a fan of the rainbow railroad, which helps get queer people in crisis to safety. others are saying parkinson’s canada in honor of rachel. idk if this post gets traction maybe we can vote on if we want to all donate to our favorite LGBTQ charity or if we want to vote on something for all of us to donate to.

“Homophobes think about gay sex more than gay people do” WRONG I’m winning I promise you I’m winning

Actually it's super rude and problematic of you dismiss my vapid outsider critiques :/ People who have absolutely no idea what the hell they're even talking about deserve to be heard too :/

Kinsey scale 0-6 of what’s your preferred activity level of vacation? I’m like a 4.5 I love a city walk I love a museum I love ancient ruins I love shopping I love going out to eat. Maybe like a day of beach chilling and reading but like. I can sit around at home you know?

for ovi to announce his extension saying "I'm back, babes" with bleached blond hair is actually psychological warfare against geno I think