Don't prod the beach rubble.

your generational talent just fucking bit me

i’m so tired of being told that what female fans want in men’s sports is more fashion and champagne and over the top displays of wealth and wag content when really what women want is, like, a sport where the managers and players and marketers and male fans aren’t raging misogynists

doechii and megan could literally kill a man in broad daylight and i'd be on here defending them

man im so hungry i could eat a Troy Barrett Casting Announcement

Suspect is fleeing on foot. Short round male, last seen in a purple robe and jeweled crown. Armed with a large turkey leg and a goblet of wine.

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

wtf are borders anyway. like yeah u were born on this beautiful earth buuuuut 😊 u cant go here. or here either

proposing a new historical framework called “the very long nineteenth century: we’re still in it”

get ready for the most annoying type of european tk snark that the US is "only" 250 years old despite their home nation-state being at most of a similar age.

New insufferable type of guy: American who loudly sneers at any Europeans from countries created after the Congress of Vienna for being proud of hailing from a college linguistics club run amok