Don't prod the beach rubble.

im glad we're mostly out of the "girls are so soft uwu" era. it was really hard for me to go through as a girl with a segmented carapace covered in hundreds of tiny barbs

All the men I hunt for sport are sustainably and ethically sourced.

people starting to ask about the pwhl schedule, have u met the pwhl? we're getting that schedule a good 1 week before the season starts if we're lucky

i think at this point i am blocked by everyone who doesnt like me which is good. let us all be peaceable in our separate pastures

Had a dream that I was accidentally entered into a "Christian rap competition" and the only thing I could think to rap about was my current interest in pickling onions. The crowd thought my pickled red onion brine for Jesus rap was so cringe that they didn't even boo. The entire venue just went completely silent until I felt awkward and left.

This would have done numbers with Russian orthodox Christians you were just playing to the wrong crowd king. Protestants have no culture

"Are my pickled red onion bars wack? No, it is simply the protestants who are wrong."

alexander “sasha” hockeycoachevich nolastname

this is so sad he doesn’t even know there’s a double barreled shotgun pointed at him

Pacific spiny lumpsucker (Eumicrotremus orbis)

the detached brutality of all these “women need to have more babies” thinkpieces man

split your body wide open for the stock market

if my boyfriend was hot and bisexual and had a hot gay costar and they had a stupid amount of sexual chemistry i'd like can you guys please kiss for my enjoyment please please please please please please please please pleaseeeee please

i am terminally A Sucker for characters who have a towering and generally earned ego about their own ability and absolutely no self-worth about themselves as a person at all. intoxicating combo.