Don't prod the beach rubble.

can’t believe they murdered lindsey graham to get the heat off of totally still alive mitch mcconnell.

Soccer players are the horses of men’s sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

calling a mutual by their name and having to check you're right like omg what if they transitioned and changed their name in the twelve hours since i last saw them on my dash