Don't prod the beach rubble.

we have to bring back the erotic thriller. in the 1970s a beautiful man could go to a beautiful italian villa and fuck every member of the family living there and then leave and that was the entire movie. and you could smoke indoors

My niche fancast opinion is that gen from role model should look exactly like Rachel reid in her mid 20s. Bc gen is her self-insert down to the bisexual husband and nhl haterade

Actually Rachel should just play gen it's like when Stan Lee does a marvel cameo. Or when shonda rhimes showed up in the Mindy project as herself to play beer pong with the Dartmouth frat guys

Why do so many people make tiktoks while they're clearly driving. What the fuck. Stop that shit, you're gonna kill someone.

I think people online treat driving too casually tbh, like there was a poll about people's bad habits while driving and they weren't bad habits or problematic or whatever, they were all things that literally kill people every single day. You are driving a massive vehicle that can very easily turn into a murder weapon with your carelessness, take this shit seriously.

Troy rocks bc he is the manifestation of Rachels desire to explode the NHL w her brain. She has other warring desires that r less radical but role model specifically is where Rachel is like "god i hope these rapists all get the shit beaten out of them by a suicidal homosexual who learns to love himself thru the act of beating the shit out of rapists which is a beautiful liberatory act if you think about it"

What's really crazy is that rachel harnesses the feminist power of two suicidal homosexuals. Cuz Ilya beats the shit out of that guy too

Kermit voice the sickos the perverts and me

streets are saying rebecca ferguson and greta lee are filming a lesbian romance in london right now as we speak 🙏 i've dreamed about times like these

I'm gonna be honest 'cowboys were a sort of itinerant warrior class common in meiji-era texas' always annoys me a bit because it's a funny post but also No They Weren't. They were an itinerant pastoralist class common in Meiji-era Texas. And indeed the wider western region of post-Risorgimento America

when the guitar solo starts touching your clit

Lets work on healthy habits like not saying this

lets work on healthy habits like minding your own damn business

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