Don't prod the beach rubble.

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Miku Binder Ilya Rozanov

I don't remember finding fart jokes particularly funny even when I was a child.

Five year old me, watching a movie with fart jokes: "Oh, how gauche. They're pandering to the lowest common denominator."

like if you don’t want to smoke weed with amelia earhart that’s a personal problem that i don’t know how to solve for you

baseball players in the 20s were all named shit like Dipsy Doodle and Crunch Johnson

#they named them like cats in a shelter

you think so much. You could think about a door for a hundred years and it would stay closed.

love putting a little. period in the middle of my sentences to create a little pause