Don't prod the beach rubble.

the montreal metros would eat apollos cattle despite shanes warning of their doom

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

roselana and hollanov passing marleau back and forth as their respective third like a blunt??????

honestly my soulmate probably is on tumblr and i’ve probably blocked them

i know there would be an initial homophobic reaction and it would be fucking horrible but. sometimes i think about how islamophobic hate crimes in merseyside reduced by nearly 20% after practising muslim mo salah signed for liverpool. bc i think shane could do that with queerness and i think shane would feel pretty good about being so incredible at hockey that people actually change their minds about whether being gay is acceptable or not

if you want to dress gay but aren’t sure how, you need to focus more on finding clothes you actually like and that make you feel good when you look in the mirror. develop your style independently of what you think looks gayest and trust the homosexuality will follow. it goes where confidence and self acceptance are

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart