Don't prod the beach rubble.

Saying "this has been a topic of extensive discussion, you're just 21" isn't a personal attack, you're just 21.

the thing about sidgeno is that it's the quintessential love story where somehow the laws of geography, international law, language and sports management all individualy and simultaneously worked together to make sure two people could meet and become fundamental parts of each other's lives. the thing about sidnate is that nathan mackinnon is living a kind of psychosexual horror drama previously unknown to mankind.

the thing about sidclaude is that sidney crosby and claude giroux tried to kill each other for real.

ok i thought of several more of these. sidovi is like a pr marriage, but the marriage is actually a rivalry to sell more season tickets. sidjack is like a lifetime movie where a small-city girl leaves to new york (actually pittsburgh, pa) to follow her dream job but comes back to her hometown in the christmas season and sees her childhood sweetheart again. sidmario is if you wanted to fuck your highschool teacher. sidmack is if your highschool student wanted to fuck you. sidgenoanna is like if a married couple wanted you to be their purse dog. also, you might have birthed their son. sidkris is a nerd girl and a bad boy, also the bad boy has great hair and is french-canadian. sidflower is if your wife died tragically, or a orpheus/eurydice thing, and your wife/eurydice is also french-canadian. sid x ek is like if you wanted to fuck the pool boy. anyway, the point is if you've stood beside sidney crosby for more than five minutes there's an ao3 tag for you two.

Has someone made a post yet talking about how Hollanov probably secretly believe that no one has ever been in love like them. Their love is special and different and no one has ever felt as deeply about another person as the two of them. Whenever people find out that they were in situationship hell for 7 years and are shocked, they both, but Shane especially, feel smug as hell because they had the fortitude to hang in there and now they are the most in love with the hottest man alive. They're not just winning, they're beating everyone else at overcoming obstacles to their love.

Fighting for my life in margaritaville

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

*sees whatever the fandom is doing* there's a really good story happening on the actual show if you want to watch that instead

Marius: anyway Lestat don't worry if this job is extremely tedious and isolating because I was watching these two for decades before they even acknowledged my existence hahaha Marius: so yeah don't be offended if Akasha doesn't like you or talk to you or acknowledge you that's just part of the job Marius: just enjoy the next several years of her withering silence as you wonder whether she even wants you around and what you're doing with your life Marius: ok bye Marius: -leaves- Akasha: -immediately- oh thank god he's gone anyway hi