Don't prod the beach rubble.

been consumed for the past two days about "that's french, ilya" / "yes, i know, shane" like ilya is SO fond of him. he's emotionally wrung out & exhausted & the wet mumbly way he says it like he just can't fucking help himself, the affection pulled out of him completely raw and honest.

My dark confession is that i want to put moisturizer on a vulture's head

he looks like he needs a cigarette

@apocrypals

Sometimes on ao3 you end up wishing for v targeted filters that could never actually be implemented. Pls ao3 show me only authors who are 30+

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

it’s simple: when I like an adaptation, everyone complaining about changes to the text is a whiny baby who needs to get over themselves and accept that sometimes you have to change the story to enrich the experience/work within the medium. when I don’t like an adaptation, it’s because nobody else understands the core themes of the original work and would be better off just creating a story independent of what they’re trying to adapt.

tights fuckers are out there operating on levels of perversion the rest of us can only dream of. half those motherfuckers are hornier about light and transparency than they are about toes

there's some dude on pixiv right now doing generational work rendering precise fabric grain and angelic translucency whose work should be studied in art classes 400 years from now who will die forgotten because he's doing all that in the service of a picture where you can juuuuust barely see the pattern on a girl's underwear

to be clear he's a hero and this is an injustice

The existence of a safeword also implies the existence of a dangerword that you can use to instantly turn any sexual event into a combat encounter

#it exists and it's 'feel how cold my hands are'