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one genre of fanfiction that seems to have mostly disappeared since i became an adult is shenanigans-type fics. like not exactly crack but just "the gang goes to 7-11" type, extremely low-stakes plot stories. the beach episodes of fanfiction. i just feel like i don't see those around so much anymore. whered they go. i miss them :(

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i've had multiple people on this post say i've inspired them to make more of these kinds of fics which makes me really happy. be the change you want to see in the world

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“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

I'm plotting a story for shits and giggles because having a defined plot plan is 'good practice', but my god, trying to write a general overview of a plot is a sterile experience. It's difficult to make a plot overview interesting. In fact, I'm sitting here thinking very hard about which stories would sound interesting if I was just told their plot overview.

The Raw Shark Texts seemed interesting when I read its basic premise ('guy is pursued by a shark that eats memories'), but the book itself didn't hold my interest. Contrast with On Chesil Beach, a book that I recently enjoyed a lot (although it only has a 3.6 score on Goodreads!), and its premise and plot overview could basically be summed up as 'newleyweds suffer a catastrophic relationship failure due to societal norms', which is actually pretty interesting to people like me, but is also extremely simple and doesn't sound particularly novel or dynamic.

drchucktingle

After his incredible UFO encounter, Gorbin is thrilled to be taking his story to the masses. After calling in to the local news, Gorbin is swiftly upgraded to a national segment, but that’s when things get really strange.

The producers are asking Gorbin to wear an ultra-realistic silicone mask, telling him it will make his story more credible if he looks like an old guy. But when the neck of this mask is exposed on live TV, does it hurt or harm Gorbin’s very real story? As the conspiracy gets deeper, Gorbin doesn’t know what to think.

Clarity comes when the handsome sentient mask comes to apologize, prompting a journey even farther into the unknown… and the erotic.

This erotic tale is 4,300 words of sizzling human on gay mask action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, and ultra-realistic silicone disguise love.

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please enjoy brand new tingler POUNDED BY THE ULTRA REALISTIC MASK THAT I WORE ON THE NEWS BUT IT DIDN’T QUITE FIT RIGHT SO YOU COULD SEE THE EDGE POPPING OUT AT MY NECKLINE out now here or on patreon

punkitt-is-here

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

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I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse

luulapants

Wait hold on what was that

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succubusboyfriend

practicing self care less out of self love and more for the sheer logical reasoning of it’d be kinda stupid of me to expect myself to be able to function without proper maintenance

succubusboyfriend

“oh i don’t deserve rest and relaxation, i haven’t done enough, i haven’t earned it” and my car’s breaks don’t deserve break fluid because they aren’t breaking well enough to earn it. that’s what you sound like!!!!!

reasonsforhope

If you do not schedule time for maintenance, your equipment will schedule it for you

innerchildabortionclinic

mind palace that was formerly a palace until the ruling family was killed mercilessly for its crimes. and now it's the thinking woman's socialist republic.

cheaphalloweencostume

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

goofda

“Imma destroy that pussy” my friend 😔

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sci-fi-gifs

It was dreamlike. Nightmarish? Not always. Sometimes it was beautiful.

Annihilation (2018) dir. Alex Garland

venuscrows

harlots is so special to me because not only does it center lower class women, it specifically explores a class of women (sex workers) that are typically depicted as accessories in period pieces rather than actual characters. there is not one singular character that bears the burden of being the all encompassing representation of sex workers. so the effect that this exploitative industry has on women can be explored in multiple ways. this is best represented in the in polar opposite response to sexual trauma that margaret and florence have and how it impacts their relationships with their daughters. though both were forced into sex work, florence is riddled with shame and copes with it by turning to religion. she views her daughter as her redemption and therefore imposes her religious fanaticism on her. she believes if she can raise a “pure” daughter she can atone for her own “sins” and is gravely fearful of amelia following her footsteps. despite the fact that florence doesn’t continue the cycle of abuse via sexually exploiting her daughter (as margaret does) she does groom and shelter amelia to bear the burden of living her life for the sake of florence’s salvation rather than her own.

whereas margaret has become so desensitized to sexual violence she believes it’s the only option for a woman of her socioeconomic status. she inflicts on her daughters the same abuse that she was subjected to and for the majority of the series refuses to acknowledge her daughter’s trauma because she prioritizes her own discomfort with recognizing the harm she’s inflicting on charlotte over charlotte’s feelings. her intention of grooming charlotte for sex work comes from a place of survival rather than profit, and she makes a genuine attempt to be a “good” madame but intention does not negate the end result. margaret is not alleviating her daughters from the confines of patriarchal violence, but rather teaching them to function within it.

spaceboytoy

Hello bisexual community

spaceboytoy

Begin killing

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deathcomequickly

May your Paths be safe, your Floors unbroken and may the House fill your eyes with Beauty.

I read Piranesi again...

I had to compress the hell out of this gif to upload. If you want to see a nicer, bigger version you can do so here on my AO3.

Ko-Fi | Carrd

#Piranesi

mr-jaybird

Sometimes I learn about something comics has done that is so unfathomably stupid it makes me question my decision to ever read cape comics. This time it was learning of the existence of Soft Serve, an x-man whose entire power is to poop ice cream

#i was just thinking this exact thought but... more in the context of sex/gender stuff in superhero comics #and not icecream poop lady specifically

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beanytuesday

The Comic Store (from 2019)

scumtrout

#as someone currently reading the boys. yeah#it is physically painful but i've fallen down a rabbit hole of comparing things. comic vs show vs watchmen vs invincible vs etc#i don't think i've ever read something so 2000s and up its own ass. the art is so bad. the number of typed out accents i've had to read#the airbrush burn and dodge looking coloring#i'm almost done though it's almost over

My condolences though.

#there's the ghost of a good comic in there but a lot of it is drek

I beg of you... please... watch the live action Golden Kamuy dub...

#live action makes everything in gk considerably worse and i mean that in a positive way

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