gremlin-pattie

you can tell this website is getting older because i keep seeing posts that are like. you know when you think about it your 30s are the new 20s. 30 is basically a young adult. it's hip to single and unemployed and 30. your 30s are for figuring things out so you can be a real adult at 40-

idk i think you should make this character's heterosexuality relevant to the narrative. i mean why are they cis if it's not servicing the plot. you can't just throw story elements in for no reason if you're gonna make an able bodied character it should really serve a purpose. like why are they white are you just trying to fill a checklist? :/

every tumblr post is so good when you’re supposed to be speeping

local guinea pig wishes you a lovely WHEEKend

your horse not even high enough for you to be acting like that

everyone wants masc carpenter trade until his rough calloused handjob sands your thing down small and smooth as a river stone

i know this is tumblr and we’re all playing perverts but i just think some of you would be excellent company for a late night walk and a four hour conversation about absolutely nothing

Actually no how the fuck is it august

Happy “how the fuck is it august” to those who celebrate!

So I don’t play the sims super often so I didn’t know that evil sims can do an “evil workout” which seems to just be a normal workout except sometimes they pause to laugh maniacally.

Everyone at the park is homosexual and/or transgender...yuuuuuup even the dogs

I always start grocery shopping thinking "this will be more expensive than I expect" but even adjusting my expectations it is still more expensive than I expect

I bet crunching your little fangs into cardboard feels good as hell for a cat