gremlin-pattie

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

dan and phil literally gaslighters of the century to keep saying we were fucking crazy about the sharpie rubbing off in pinof 1 only for phil to go oh lol and that kiss is unlisted on my youtube channel by the way SISTER WHEN I GET YOU!

"!!" is its own word to me

shoutout to all the amazing aborted fics inside some mentally ill guys head rn, I would have loved to give it kudos

i wish mosquitos didn't make you itchy and give you horribly infectious diseases. i wouldn't begrudge them a humble nibble were it not so

every friend group has a corpse in it. if you think yours doesn't, YOU'RE the corpse.

I hate watched some ancient aliens bullshit on the history channel and it's soooo funny when they're like "this town is very famous for its rum and it's also completely coincidentally a ufo hotspot" and "this town has a very active air base but isn't it weird this woman filmed a mysterious ufo"

Dennis gets too much credit for manipulating Mac. A light breeze can manipulate Mac.

there’s something almost biological about living organisms

Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast