gremlin-pattie

You need to stop being 19 as fast as humanly possible no matter what it takes get out of there it’s dangerous and bad for you

sometimes you invent mind prisons for yourself for no good reason and youre like "i really like being in the mind prison" even though you dont actually like being in the mind prison

stop remaking good films and start remaking bad films that might have been good if they had better editing, actors and directors

Following up on that post about slavery in Ancient Rome, if you’re ever wondering why, for instance, Rome kept launching wars in Parthia and Germania, there are multiple reasons, especially pride once the people of both regions had defeated them, but more than anything it was access to more slaves. The soldiers and civilians captured in these wars were the primary source of slaves other than those born into slavery. The entire project of the Roman Empire only truly makes sense when you comprehend the degree to which it was economically reliant on mass slave labor, particularly in its mines, on its farms, and in its mills and bakeries. The grain dole, the famous Roman welfare program which guaranteed grain for its poorest (free) people was in large part propped up by slave labor

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

immovable object (Dan's need to troll us) vs unstoppable force (his despair when ppl take his jokes literally and he needs to explain)

youve got a fast gar - fish racer tracy chapman assessing her competition

bitches think they know what the post about whole time i was vagueposting my grandma

eco-friendly naughty children get wind turbines in their stockings for christmas

Everyone on tumblr has Conditions. maladies. I log onto tumblr and my mutuals are unwellposting. Conditions I didn't even know existed and sound like dark curses but I will see a post from friend like "died about 60% today, fine now. Made egg on toast #yummytoast". There are so many people in this world with life experiences