gremlin-pattie

All mutuals who understand my grand vision shall be entombed with me within my mausoleum if I ever happen to die

one of my favourite tropes is detectives and the one criminal they have a bromance with

a lot of people dont care about insect biomass collapse bc when they hear we are losing 2.5% of the insect biomass per year they just imagine the cockroach and housefly population decreasing by that much. they dont realize those are among the only ones that will remain unbothered

i wish we were able to talk about women's rights without someone mentioning how much they do or don't want to have sex with them. i don't care if you're a lesbian Stop finding worth in women purely from their perceived attractiveness

you know I think I WILL bet on myself for a change [is mysteriously losing dog shaped]

the dove is dead and me i feel also not so good

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

really funny to me whenever people are like "there's no way these characters are JUST friends they're always SMILING at each other" like i'm no expert on this but i'm pretty sure that might be in the top 3 things people do in a friendship. i hear sometimes people even do it with strangers and acquaintances......

in a world where happy rich people sell the discontent lower class the lie that money cant buy you happiness it is at least reassuring to know that our sole trillionaire is the most pathetic, unloved, miserable, alone human being on the planet, and that NOTHING could make him happy. get fuckeddd lol

me when i engage with something that i know is gonna piss me off: wow that pissed me off

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

google search job ideas for failures

you would think growing bone deep exhausted of the way you are would be enough to change it