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Do Deewane..ek class mai?
Udaybir Sandhu x Awkward!CollegeFriend!FemReader (incomplete)
chapter 1
chapter 2
chapter 3
chapter 4
chapter 5
chapter 6
chapter 7
chapter 8
Same time, next life?
(3 shot with FWB!Udaybir sandhu and reader) (complete)
Maybe in another universe.
It'll pass.
In this universe.
Pinda x bengali reader:
Kukkad Kamal da (1)
Kukkad Kamal da (2) (smut)
Some bullshit i wrote with hamzair in mind:
hamzair
tagging stuff I write sometimes when I become shakespeare:
tagged with #projections but I will still link them here bc im a fucking idiot
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A/N: two chapters in one day it's like I'm basically god. waise i think I'm gonna write a little one shot for him as well. abhi likh lu toh aajayega warna kal dekhti hu.
Word count: 7461
Udaybir suddenly stood up and announced that he was going to the bathroom. You told him the directions and he walked out looking flushed.
Your eyes fell on the little totebag he brought with project essentials inside. You thought, this is my chance.
You shot up and grabbed the little baggy full of the things you got for him, and slipped a small Post-It inside that said 'for you ;)’ and a doodled bouquet of 3 little flowers on it. You then slipped the baggie inside the totebag and sat back on the floor like nothing happened.
Udaybir came back and sat right beside you. You noticed how his face was a little wet, and so was the blue dress shirt he sported.
Slowly, the rest of the group started trickling in and you thought about the message you'd have to clean up.
Another 3 hours, movie, two whole 10 inch pizzas and 2 bottles of coke later everyone finally decided that it was time to go. You'd meet the next day at school anyway.
"Your phone, Uday..bir. Sorry." you found yourself forgetting to speak after Uday very often. Wasn't really a great habit for someone who wasn't close enough to him to call him Uday. He smiled at you and grabbed his phone, making his way out the door.
"Good night, guys."
A chorus of 'good night' came from outside your door. You stared at the disappearing frame of Udaybir as he made his way to the lift. He looked back at you and waved and you returned the gesture, leaning your head on your door frame. None of you took your eyes off of each other as the doors of the lift slid closer and closer and finally shut with a ding.
You hoped he would like the things you gave him. The black drawing pad wasn't the cheapest thing.
After about 15 minutes of so, your phone lit up.
Udaybir
Ye sab kya hai?
You suddenly got nervous. He sounded mad. Was he mad? Fuck, maybe this wasn't a good idea. You weren't even that close.
Udaybir
U didn't need to do this
You
im just trying to be good to my friends :) i wouldn't want any of my friends to suffer
Udaybir
This is a lot of stuff
I can't accept this
Total kitna hua?
You
wo mai kyu batau?
Udaybir
Nahi bataogi toh mai khud jaan jaunga
You
bigaadlo jo bigaadna hai ;)
i ate the bill
it's gone
reduced to ashes
Udaybir
Well, nothing a little bathroom trip and tape can't solve
You
EUGGHHH
Udaybir
No seriously. I feel terrible. Tell me the amount, please.
You
ji nahi. aapke liye hai ye sab. i don't want anything in return
Udaybir
I actually cannot believe this
Mujhe hamesha se ye black waali drawing pad chahiye thi par laga tha bura investment hoga
And ye white pen? That too one of best companies?
Im seriously indebted to you
I can finally make those pretty white on black drawings i keep seeing
You really didn't have to do this
You
dont worry about it. I've been seeing how often your notes have pencil spots on them
heard you complain too
Udaybir
i have to be cautious in complaining around you now? 😛
You
u do. i feel guilty in spending money on myself. but when it comes to my friends, I have absolutely no problem spending money.
Udaybir
Kash jaane se pehle ye packet dekh li hoti
I would've given you the biggest hug ever
Thank you so much for the blending stump, the mechanical eraser and the pencils.
Literally everything.
I was already having a great night and seeing this genuinely teared me up
You
aww don't worry about it dude
i love and care for all my friends
Udaybir
i would've given you the biggest hug ever
that's so sweet 💕 bring it in anytime
Udaybir
I want to do something in return. Please tell me something. Anything.
You
nope. no can do. absolutely do not give me anything.
Udaybir
You sure?
You
a 100%
Udaybir
If you say so...
Good night then
See you tomorrow
You
good night :)
You put your phone down and giggled thinking about the chats, and it pinged again.
Udaybir
Waise if Udaybir is too much of a mouthful for you, you can call me Uday ;)
You
okay uday :)
good night again
Udaybir
Good night
You kept your phone down and squealed, flapping your hands awkwardly and letting out inhumane noises. You changed his contact name to 'Uday:)'
You fell into sort of a routine with him. He would come at eight, leave by 10 or 11. Today wasn't any different. He arrived at his usual 8 sporting a gorgeous white shirt that stretched over his broad shoulders and cream colored dress pants. Who the hell gave him his fashion advice? Had to be woman, right? Come on, he definitely had a girlfriend.
He looked a little nervous today. He kept fidgeting and dropping things constantly and stuttering over and over again. What the hell was going on? You wondered.
"Finally, we're done with the summaries. Ab toh main event baaki hai bas."
"Haan. Lekin woh zyada samay nahi lagna chahiye, I hope. We've already segregated almost all of the information for the main part."
"Borders mai tum kuch sundar sa design bana doge?"
"Bilkul dunga. Since you asked so sweetly." he winked. You giggled and looked away.
"A mandala pattern on a project based a hell lot on history will be good."
"Hmm. Done. You wanna pick out a specific one or do I have a little liberty?"
"Oh, no. You can pick what you want to do. No censorship of art around here."
You watched as he laughed nervously and went back to fidgeting with a pen. The fidgeting wasn't what was weird. What was weirder, is that he was sweating absolute buckets. Was he hot? Well, of course he is. You meant like, was he feeling hot?
"Garmi lag rahi hai kya? AC chala du?" you offered, concerned.
"Nahi, bas..mai chalta hu, der ho rahi hai bohot. Mai bas bathroom se aaya." he stood up.
"Yeah, no problem."
When he came back, he looked a lot calmer. Not too sweaty, not too fidgety. Did he jerk off in the bathroom or something? Can men even jerk off within a minute?
He smiled at you and grabbed his bag. You stood up and followed him to the door.
"Um." he swallowed. "Good night. I'll see you tomorrow." he tried to smile.
"Good night." you nodded as you closed the door behind you. You wondered what the hell was wrong with him and you walked into your room to change your clothes and noticed a little red bag. That wasn't there before?
You approached it as if it could be a bomb. Stealthily. Quietly. You picked up the bag and looked inside.
The bag contained two large bars of kitkat, a small note and....a gorgeous white on black mandela pattern.
You put down the two chocolate bars and the note that said 'for you<3" and pulled out the drawing.
It was a very detailed piece. The half circle on the upper right corner extended onto longer half circles that looked more like petals of daisies. Those were attached to boldened triangles, in which every other one had a small design, with a filled-in line. The same daisy petal like pattern repeated for a bit and then attached to thickened petals that coul easily be mistaken for jewels if looked at from a little far—because of how eye-catching the white looked on the black. In between the petals were intricate dome-like figures. The domes and another designed line of petals were seperated by a thick line of dots. The petals had hanging pearl like structures attached to their points.
The hanging pearl chains made the entire drawing look like a jhumka. A gorgeous jhumka that had patterns you had never seen before. The kind you'd find maybe in Rajasthan or Punjab—being sold for not more than 60rs. You'd have one look at them from far away and immediately fall in love. Love them for ages coming and maybe pass it down to your daughter like a family heirloom.
It was safe to say that you were mesmerized. You immediately rushed over to your fridge and pinned the masterpiece on with a magnet. You bit your lip and smiled at it, taking out your phone and opening Udaybir's contact.
You
UDAY WHAT TEH HELLC ID FHIS???
Uday
Abc def ghi 💔
You
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS*
Uday
Do you not like it?
You
I love it so much i think I need you to design a kurti for me
Uday
😂😂 anything for you
You sent a picture.
Uday
Woah
Im worthy enough to go on your fridge?
You
i just told you to design kurtis
man what the hell are you doing in finance??
we could be having a fashion designer with the prettiest kurti designs
Uday
Haha nono it's just a hobby
You
waise tumhe mera favorite chocolate kaha se pata chala?
Uday
Secret hai
You
batao na
Uday
Kyu batau?
You
mai warna khud pata karlungi
Uday
"bigaadlo jo bigaadna hai" feel familiar?
You
oh stop
you dare use my own spells against me
Uday
HAHAHAH
Im glad you like the drawing
It was possible only because of you
Without your gifts, you wouldn't have that on your fridge
You
im taking the credit then
how long did this take you?
Uday
You
im taking all the credit then
For sure. It's only there because of you
Took me about 3 hours
You
dude you shouldn't have
buying that stuff for you wasn't even half the time
Uday
If you even try to get it back I'm going to lure the stray outside your house inside and make it shit on your gorgeous carpet
You
HELLO???? INSANE THING TO SAY????
OH MY GOD YOU VIOLENT LITTLE GUYYYYYYY
Uday
Lol
I'll go sleep now
Good night :)
You
Night :)
You smiled to yourself and turned off your phone, numerous fake scenarios absolutely flooding your mind in one go.
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✨💋 Hiii my Tumblr girlies, my emotionally exhausted queens, my fellow victims of academic warfare and unnecessary male audacity. Hope y'all are surviving school, caffeine deprivation, and whatever fresh nonsense the universe has decided to throw at us this week 😭✋
Y'all remember that guy Vihaan, the one from my storytime post (which is now deleted)? Sooo apparently God looked at my exam pressure, my chaotic school schedule, my dwindling sanity, and said, "Hmm... not enough." 🤡
Because guess who I got paired with for a group presentation? HIM. 😭The group consists of me, him, his best friend Hriday, and two other classmates. Cute. Adorable. Fantastic. Absolutely not a disaster waiting to happen.
Now, if y'all remember, I rejected Vihaan because I only ever saw him as a friend. That's it. End of story. Finito. The curtains closed. The movie ended.
But apparently some people are still watching the deleted scenes. 💀
We were meeting at one of our classmates' houses to work on the presentation, and at one point Hriday literally corners me on the staircase when we're alone and starts asking why I "cheated" on his friend.
EXCUSE ME???Sir, I cannot cheat on someone I never dated. 😭Then this man proceeds to call me every name in the book. Slut. Whore. Attention seeker. Cheap girl. The entire vocabulary pack. Like he was trying to complete a side quest or something.
And I'm just standing there like..."Bestie, I straight-up rejected your friend."
I won't deny that Vihaan was a really good friend of mine at one point. But boyfriend? Please be serious for a second. 😭
The math is not mathing.
The timeline is not timelining.
The allegations are not allegationing.
So now I'm sitting here wondering how much nonsense Vihaan has been spreading behind my back for his best friend to confidently walk up to me with a completely fictional Netflix original in his head.
Like how dare you spread crap about me and then act like I'm the villain in a relationship that never even existed? 😭✋
Anyways, tomorrow I am VERY seriously considering confronting him because what we're NOT going to do is casually assassinate my character and expect me to smile through it.
So yeah.
That's today's episode of "Why Is My Life A Wattpad Draft Written By Someone With WiFi Issues?"Storytime? Rant post? Public service announcement? You decide. 💀
❓Question for my girlies: While I work on my series (which is taking approximately 84 business years to finish 😭), do y'all want more storytimes/rant posts from my daily life?Because apparently the universe keeps generating content faster than I can write fiction. 🫠💋
when the smallest inconvenience occurs with my mom and i suddenly start thinking about when I'm gonna leave this fuckass house and when I'm gonna fucking die and when I'm gonna find love and when I'm gonna be pretty and when I'm gonna be everything ive always wanted to be and when
Uzair trying to take you out on a date and hamza tryna explain to him that he can't date his niece...(Just think this is February and you're still into uzi) 😓🙏
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i lowk can not fathom the idea of straight dudes on tumblr because every dude i've "interacted" w so far is just some horny fuck who reposts shitty porn gifs and probably gets zero irl pussy
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